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10 PIcks due no later than end of the year (or by end of the day 1/4/2021 if you miss the first deadline)
at least 1 pick needs to be under 40 years old, as of 1/1/2021
score is 100-age at death (and nobody really keeping score, unless someone wants to ante up prize(s))

Picks must be famous (wiki is a source, but not a definitive source)

1. Orenthal James Simpson 
2. Bill Cosby 
3. Bernie Madoff
4.  Mike Tyson
5. Rudy Guiliani
6. James E "Jimmy" Carter
7. Donald J Trump
8. Dennis Quaid (maybe I should pick Randy?)
9. Ted Nugent - 
10. Fitlump - Counselwoman Mackenzie Kelly

Note - for years I've picked Joseph Ratzinger (aka former Pope Benedict)

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2.  Bobby Brown (51)

3.  Tommy Lasorda (93)

4.  Shia LaBeouf (34)

5.  Peter Max (83)

6.  Quincy Jones (87)

7.  Johnny Depp (57)

8.  Willie Nelson (87)   (sorry)

9.  Rush Limbaugh (69)

10. Baba Wawa (91)

 

 

 

1. Donald J. Trump (74)

2. Jerry Lee Lewis (85)

3. Mel Brooks (94)

4. Val Kilmer (60)

5. Bill Cosby (83)

6. Selma Blair (48)

7. Selena Gomez (28’)

8. Jimmy Carter (96)

9. Bill Clinton (74)

10. Rush Limbaugh (69)

 

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Rush Limbaugh
Pete Davidson
John madden
Bill Cosby
The dude (reverse jinx spot)
Charlie sheen
Verne Lundquist
Miley Cyrus
Kevin Smith
Giuliani

clint eastwood

harrison ford

mark hamil

Rudy Giuliani

Joe Biden (not wishing for this, but the man is 78 fucking years old- that job sucks the life out of everyone)

jane Fonda

Shannen Doherty

Greta Thunberg (shes doing a lot of travelling as an activist)

Pope Francis

Dick Cheney

 

Lamar Odom (11/6/1979)

Jerry Sandusky (1/26/1944)

Dick Cheney (1/30/1941)

Ric Flair (2/25/1949)

Charlie Sheen (9/3/1965)

Rush Limbaugh (1/12/1951)

Hulk Hogan (8/11/1953)

Aaron Carter (12/7/1987)

Michael J Fox (6/9/1961)

6ix9ine (5/8/1996)

Only got John Lewis and Trebek from 2020 and I really liked both of them. All of the fucks I hate keep ticking along.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

1. Donald J. Trump (74)

2. Jerry Lee Lewis (85)

3. Mel Brooks (94)

4. Val Kilmer (60)

5. Bill Cosby (83)

6. Selma Blair (48)

7. Selena Gomez (28’)

8. Jimmy Carter (96)

9. Bill Clinton (74)

10. Rush Limbaugh (69)

 

I’ve read these threads for several years, and this is the first time that someone I know, not well, but more than a one-time encounter, has popped up.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Do you want me to replace her?

I think you are only allowed a golf clap if it happens. Proper etiquette and all.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Do you want me to replace her?

No.  Just seemed odd.  Pick who you want.  I understand why you picked that person, but I think you are working off bad information.  That person is unlikely to die this year.

1. Shannon Doherty

2. Demi Lovato

3. Leon Spinks

4. Melanie Griffith

5. David Crosby

6. Charlie Sheen

7. Frankie Muniz

8. Michael J. Fox

9. Harvey Weinstein

10. R. Kelly

1. Singer Tom Parker (age 32)

2. Henry Kissinger

3. Ed Asner

4. Rush Limbaugh

5. Johnny Depp

6. Steve Gleason

7. Alan Alda

8. Randy Travis

9. Ron Jeremy

10. William "Refrigerator" Perry

1. Donald Trump
2. Donald Trump Jr.
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. Alex Jones
5. Michael Schumacher
6. Val Kilmer
7. Roger Stone
8. Bob Barker
9. Bobby Bowden
10. Machine Gun Kelly

12 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

1. Orenthal James Simpson 
2. Bill Cosby 
3. Bernie Madoff
4.  Mike Tyson
5. Rudy Guiliani
6. James E "Jimmy" Carter
7. Donald J Trump
8. Dennis Quaid (maybe I should pick Randy?)
9. Ted Nugent - 
10. Fitlump - Counselwoman Mackenzie Kelly

With the exception of Carter, this reads like my wish list!

I’ve read these threads for several years, and this is the first time that someone I know, not well, but more than a one-time encounter, has popped up.

You’ve shared puddin pops with Bill Cosby multiple times?

I haven't seen drugs in a really long time, well before Covid.  But I'm guessing they've been harder to get in 2020 than in years past.  And the craving has only ramped up due to isolation.  So when things get back to "normal", I'm guessing a lot of folks are gonna go way overboard and over-indulge.  So my money is on the frequent user (not dangerous levels, but often imbibing) turning to overdose levels of shit to make up for lost time.  So I'm gonna go with a bunch of musicians and Donald Trump, Jr. 

Donald Trump

Bob Dole

Queen Elizabeth II 

Rudy Giuliani

Mel Brooks

Dick Van Dyke

Jimmy Carter

Bob Barker

Angela Lansbury

Pete Davidson

1.  Larry King (87)

2. Ghislaine Maxwell (59)

3. Oprah (66)

4.  Arsenio Hall (64)

5.  John Madden (84)

6.  Shirley McClain (86)

7.  Frankie Valli (86)

8. Cynthia Nixon (54)

9. Bieber (26)

10.  Michael Richards (71)

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I heard Michael Richards has Crohn's Disease.  That goofy motherfucker. 

Rush Limbaugh

Dick Cheney

Mitch McConnell

Shannon Doherty

Tommy Lasorda

Jimmy Carter

Pete Davidson

Shia LaBeouf

Bill Cosby

Lou Holtz

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton

Carrot Top

Barry Switzer

Pete Davidson

Rush Limbaugh

Tom Herman

Bill Cosby

Stan Kroenke

Justin Bieber

Jerome Bettis
Bill Russell
Laura Bush
My pillow guy
Anthony Fauci
Tom Brokaw
Nick Jonas
John Madden
John Travolta
President Xi

Harvey Weinstein

Buzz Aldrin

Ozzy 

Ghislaine Maxwell

Mel Brooks

Kim Jong Un (36)

AJ Foyt

Al Roker

Amber Heard (34)

John Madden

 

 

Also there should be an award for who picks the first one out of the gate.

Rush Limbaugh should be stricken from the list.  If he is to be believed, he has late stage cancer.  That's too easy of a pick.

20 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Rush Limbaugh should be stricken from the list.  If he is to be believed, he has late stage cancer.  That's too easy of a pick.

Half the people in last years thread had Trebek and RBG.

How does a fat man like Lasorda eat linguine every day and live to be 93?

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Rush Limbaugh should be stricken from the list.  If he is to be believed, he has late stage cancer.  That's too easy of a pick.

I had him in 2020 and it was a waste of a spot. 

My list is the same every year...

Barry Switzer
Bob Stoops
Brian Bosworth
Billy Simms
Dusty Dvoracek
Baker Mayfield
Joe Mixon
David Boren
Jim Ross
Toby Keith

One of these days I'm going to be right, and when that day comes, this will be me...

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2 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Bill Russell

Phil Collins

Joanne Woodward

Baba Wawa

Bob Barker

Harvey Weinstein

Tommy LaSorda

Bob Dole

Queen Elizabeth

Rush Limbaugh

Alternate:  Johnny Manziel

 

Bob Dole is still alive?  

Yep, and if you watch him struggling to stand and salute H.W. Bush's casket in state...and you don't start bawling in tears...you're dead inside.  

I think about that moment every week and wonder if we'll ever see a President being paid tribute like that ever again.  /noCR...just Bob Dole crying talk...

I bet Manziel dies before most people on that list for reasons I stated above.  So many heavy drug users are gonna go from getting their vaccine to their dealers and go way overboard.  You gotta do like Keith Richards and just do roughly the same amount each week for  60 years.  You can't just stop for a year during a pandemic and then make up for lost time.  

I think we'll lose both Senators Feinstein and Young in 2021.  I also am just finding out in real time that Wilt Chamberlain is dead.  

Prince Phillip  99

Larry Storch  97

Norman Lloyd  106

Betty White  98

Bob Barker  97

Bud Grant  93

Willie  87

Mickey Gilley  84

Keith Richards  77

Kim Yo-jong  33

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4 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Alternate:  Johnny Manziel

LOL - great pick, can't believe he's not on more lists

LOL - great pick, can't believe he's not on more lists

He’s not relevant enough to be on anyone’s mind for a Celebrity Death List.

Moscow Mitch
Bob Dylan
Gary Busey
Mark Mangino
Terry Bradshaw
Bella Thorne
Val Kilmer
Bob Dole
Grimes
Ray Benson

6 hours ago, DaysOff said:

How does a fat man like Lasorda eat linguine every day and live to be 93?
 

Shakes

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Elizabeth II - 94

Gene Hackman - 90

William Shatner - 89

Bill Parcells - 79

Mick Jagger - 77

Danny DeVito - 76

George Foreman - 71

Rick Flair - 71

Tom Sizemore - 59

Adam "Pacman" Jones - 37 

On 12/28/2020 at 2:35 PM, Wally Fairway said:


10. Fitlump - Counselwoman Mackenzie Kelly

 

I think it's more likely she fakes her own death after somehow stealing a shit ton of tax payer money.

Let it be known, Dwayne Haskins is fully my under-40 alternate. He replaces Antonio Brown on the depth chart.

On 12/28/2020 at 10:42 PM, Larry T. Spider said:

Ric Flair (2/25/1949)

A list including only former professional wrestlers 50-75 would be difficult to beat, assuming that 10 are still living.

10 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Gene Hackman - 90

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Demi Lovato (28)

Bob Barker (97)

Val Kilmer (60)

Jack Nicholson (83)

Joni Mitchell (77)

Randy Travis (61)

Bob Dole (97)

6ix9ine (24)

Teri Garr (76)

Liza Minnelli (74)

Since none of them died last year, I'm going with the same list. They have to died eventually.

On 12/29/2020 at 3:05 PM, Hpara759 said:

Larry Storch  97

Long live Corporal Agarn

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Clarence Thomas

 

Eddie Murray

 

Andre Dawson

 

Kevin Von Erich  

 

Janet Jackson

 

Mel Gibson

 

Julie Andrews

 

Yoko Ono

 

Kris Kristofferson

 

John Mulaney (38)

 

 

 

 

On 12/29/2020 at 12:05 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

Rush Limbaugh should be stricken from the list.  If he is to be believed, he has late stage cancer.  That's too easy of a pick.

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33 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Clarence Thomas

 

Eddie Murray

 

Andre Dawson

 

Kevin Von Erich  

 

Janet Jackson

 

Mel Gibson

 

Julie Andrews

 

Yoko Ono

 

Kris Kristofferson

 

John Mulaney (38)

 

 

 

 

Why Mulaney?   I love that guy.  Is he back on drugs or something?

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