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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Holy shit she was still alive?

That was my first thought as well.  Damn, RIP Frau Blucher.

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She was a kick-ass actress. One of my all-time favorites. And a real looker in her early years (see Last Picture Show).

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

She sure knew how to warm a sausage.

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Auf wiedersehen, Gam-Gam.  

I hope Tarantino reveals her cut scene from "Inglorious Basterds."  I'd love to see her in it.  RIP, Cloris.  

16 hours ago, Js1 said:

Holy shit she was still alive?

If you had asked me yesterday, I would have sworn up and down she died 2 years ago.

In addition to the famous roles in YF and Beer Fest, I thought she was great playing roles as a crazy old grandma in both Malcolm in the Middle and Raising Hope.

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

She was a kick-ass actress. One of my all-time favorites. And a real looker in her early years (see Last Picture Show).

1946 Miss America Pageant.

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1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

If you had asked me yesterday, I would have sworn up and down she died 2 years ago.

In addition to the famous roles in YF and Beer Fest, I thought she was great playing roles as a crazy old grandma in both Malcolm in the Middle and Raising Hope.

 

Fuck man, Cicily Tyson died. I think some of you assholes jinxed the olds and they are kicking off. 

Somebody needs to bubble wrap Betty White, I'm worried for her....this shit comes in threes. I'm gonna hex anybody that picked her. 

Wait, you mean someone famous that was over 90 years old died? Damn, what are the odds??

On 1/27/2021 at 5:04 PM, Steel Shank said:

And a real looker in her early years (see Last Picture Show).

Just don’t put her next to a real looker. 
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9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Just don’t put her next to a real looker. 
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Yeah, comparing her to one of the sexiest women on earth in her prime (14 years her junior) is a fair comparison.  There are like 10 women on earth who could've stood next to Raquel Welch in her prime, and looked good. 

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, comparing her to one of the sexiest women on earth in her prime (14 years her junior) is a fair comparison.  There are like 10 women on earth who could've stood next to Raquel Welch in her prime, and looked good. 

Yeah but it's in the grand Surly tradition. I am sure there was something wrong with Raquel's ankles that might have some of us claiming they'd take a hard pass at banging her. 

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Just don’t put her next to a real looker. 
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You fancy Gene, do you? 

I’d go to town on that Oscar before Gene. 

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Gene gets sloppy seconds.

26 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Wish he would have stomped Calipari's ass when he had the chance.

 

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wish he would have stomped Calipari's ass when he had the chance.

 

Yeah...  me too. 

7 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

He has died per CNN .    

Well that was a fast week.

The bell could not save him.

he was diagnosed somewhere around the 11th-13th of Jan... and dead less than 3 weeks later.  holy shit.

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

he was diagnosed somewhere around the 11th-13th of Jan... and dead less than 3 weeks later.  holy shit.

That's insanely fast.

I wonder if it was skin cancer?  

Wasn't he all fucked up on meth a while ago? I vaguely remember hearing some news story after that stupid celebrity boxing thing he was briefly involved with, and in hindsight, the idea that he volunteered to be paid for getting his ass kicked by Webster or some shit suddenly made a lot more sense. 

Dr Slater did all he could.

The story said that he had a lump in his neck for a while that he never got looked at because it was embarrassing. He probably should have gotten that looked at.

Just now, Hate said:

The story said that he had a lump in his neck for a while that he never got looked at because it was embarrassing. He probably should have gotten that looked at.

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, one Dustin (Pedroia) announces his retirement this morning, the other Dustin trumps him a couple hours later. 

Rule of threes. Next up:

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1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

That's insanely fast.

I wonder if it was skin cancer?  

I heard he lived next to a wind turbine.  

levity aside-that was way too fast.  Hope he didn't suffer.  RIP, Dustin.  Show wouldn't have been what it was without him.  

23 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Rule of threes. Next up:

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F you. At least make it that asshole Dustin Johnson...Dibs on his Gretzky wife!

47 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Wasn't he all fucked up on meth a while ago? I vaguely remember hearing some news story after that stupid celebrity boxing thing he was briefly involved with, and in hindsight, the idea that he volunteered to be paid for getting his ass kicked by Webster or some shit suddenly made a lot more sense. 

He boxed the guy that played Horschach on Welcome Back Kotter. A much smaller and older guy. DD roughed him up. It was just all-around bad TV.

11 minutes ago, Sandman said:

He boxed the guy that played Horschach on Welcome Back Kotter. A much smaller and older guy. DD roughed him up. It was just all-around bad TV.

Did he go "oooo! oooo! ooooo!" when DD hit him?

He boxed the guy that played Horschach on Welcome Back Kotter. A much smaller and older guy. DD roughed him up. It was just all-around bad TV.

Didn’t he try to sell a sex tape or copy of his dick for a while when all that was happening?
1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Wasn't he all fucked up on meth a while ago? I vaguely remember hearing some news story after that stupid celebrity boxing thing he was briefly involved with, and in hindsight, the idea that he volunteered to be paid for getting his ass kicked by Webster or some shit suddenly made a lot more sense. 

Yes. He self leaked a sex tape with two chicks and they were all smoking meth. 

He apparently also stabbed someone in a bar fight in Wisconsin and did 3-4 months, but got out early because he was a diligent prison janitor. 

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Ricky Powell off to dick your girl in the great beyond. 

 

Homeboy threw in the towel.....

Fuck, that was a great album!  Still is, in fact.

Homeboy threw in the towel.....

Fuck, that was a great album!  Still is, in fact.


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