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On 5/26/2021 at 7:35 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

Wife has a signed copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar where he fucked up his original signature and converted it into a caterpillar then signed again.

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Wonder if he ever referred to his penis as the very hungry caterpillar.

Bon voyage, captain Stubing (90}.

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Underrated actor, was great in Kelly's Heroes.

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Can all of my childhood memory makers just stop dying please???

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Can all of my childhood memory makers just stop dying please???

Just wait until the TV shows you watched as a kid, whose stars were maybe 10-15 years older than you, start dying off.

That's going to be fun.

Big Utah Jazz galoot Mark Eaton...must have been a custom bike.

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Mark Eaton, the 7-foot-4 shot-blocking king who twice was the NBA Defensive Player of the Year during his career with the Utah Jazz, has died, the team said Saturday. He was 64.

The Jazz said that police said Eaton was found lying in the road around 8:30 p.m. Friday after apparently crashing his bike in Summit County, Utah. According to the team, the Summit County Sheriff's Office said that Eaton was taken to a hospital, where he later died, and that there was no reason to believe a vehicle was involved in the accident.

 

Damn what did Lee Bailey do to you?

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Was surprised he was still alive.

I am surprised at how many members of that "Dream Team" are still alive.  Like 6 outta 10 are still breathing, way better than I thought.  

Also, if the Olympics hadn't allowed our NBA "Dream Team" to play in Barcelona where that term went "viral"........what would people have called O.J.'s legal team?

Murderer's Row would be the most obvious sports analogy.  But I think something more clever would have been dreamt up.  

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Most remember her from Andy Griffith, but she was a hottie in Hang 'Em High.

 

Anyone have Clarence Williams III on their list?  Passed away @81.  Best known for The Mod Squad, Purple Rain and this classic... 

 

RIP Ned Beatty. Pretty damn amazing career. 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

"You got a purty mouth BOAH!"

 

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

Squeal like a pig.

Get raped by a crazed hillbilly in just one movie and that's all anyone remembers....

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Get raped by a crazed hillbilly in just one movie and that's all anyone remembers....

He was pretty good as the crooked sheriff in White Lightning.

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6 hours ago, RPM said:

He was pretty good as the crooked sheriff in White Lightning.

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i'm gonna get mean Harvey

9 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

Get raped by a crazed hillbilly in just one movie and that's all anyone remembers....

I read a couple of articles that said he always regretted doing that scene and that he suffered effects of PTSD afterwards.

Hope he has his own little Otisville, now.  RIP

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Poisoning their brainwashed minds...
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Robert Downey Sr (85 years/15 points) - solidly in the category of "I thought he'd passed away years ago"

33 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Robert Downey Sr (85 years/15 points) - solidly in the category of "I thought he'd passed away years ago"

That was Morton Downey, Jr. 

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Iron Man died??

No, the fishstick fabric softener guy.

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

That was Morton Downey, Jr. 

nah - I knew he died, smoked like a chimney and died from lung cancer.
no idea of those Downey's are related

7 hours ago, idigTexas said:

No, the fishstick fabric softener guy.

No, you're thinking of the water softener guy with the ancient Chinese secret who was constantly being asked by women to take them away. Cal Gon was his name I think.

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I didn't know that Ted Turner has Lewy Body dementia. I guess he and Bob Newhart should be on the list.

I think Bob is already dead. They are just keeping his body around. 

 

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

I think Bob is already dead. They are just keeping his body around. 

I genuinely wish I had not seen that.

He played Texas Ranger Joe Riley on Laredo.

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James Garner called him gay and fed him a roll of quarters in the pilot episode of The Rockford Files.

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On 6/5/2021 at 3:19 PM, RPM said:

Most remember her from Andy Griffith, but she was a hottie in Hang 'Em High.

 

I haven't been keeping up with this thread and just today saw this. Without doing the googles I seem to think she was also a girlfriend to one of the characters on "Gomer Pyle USMC".  For whatever reason that's the TV show I associate her name with at least. 

3 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I haven't been keeping up with this thread and just today saw this. Without doing the googles I seem to think she was also a girlfriend to one of the characters on "Gomer Pyle USMC".  For whatever reason that's the TV show I associate her name with at least. 

She was never on Gomer. I think you're confusing her with Lou-Ann Poovie (Elizabeth MacRae)

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She was never on Gomer. I think you're confusing her with Lou-Ann Poovie (Elizabeth MacRae)

Naw, it was the name Arlene Golonka that I remember, not the face. Guess it was just Andy's show, which had Gomer on it and I mis-associated.

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Damn, some of you must be glued to RTN, Cozi TV, MeTV, etc.

It's in my DNA. 

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On 7/8/2021 at 9:58 AM, Deej said:

I think Bob is already dead. They are just keeping his body around. 

 

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not even the Cryptkeeper wants to look at that

On 7/8/2021 at 8:58 AM, Deej said:

I think Bob is already dead. They are just keeping his body around. 

 

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Damn he still looked like Bob Newhart when he did cameos on Big Bang Theory a couple years ago. 

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