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On 12/28/2020 at 9:30 PM, Captainant said:

Lol just realized my comment on what is backed by the public record and what is a conspiracy theory got moved to the cloak room. Keep up the good work, imma and blacklab

What part of that post is about Nashville?

52 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Wait- Bob Hope was a lizard person?

Have you seen his nose?

I like how the talking head had to refer to the lizard people thing as “completely unfounded.” Thanks for clearing that up.

33 minutes ago, Mole said:

I like how the talking head had to refer to the lizard people thing as “completely unfounded.” Thanks for clearing that up.

Just surprised they didnt have to first provide a Trigger Warning.

On 12/29/2020 at 8:31 AM, Lobo said:

What movie was that, the "Oily Bohunk"?  I know it's John Hughes, but which one?  The man was so prolific. 

We refer to our daughter's husbands parents, of course, as the RiceChexs.

I like how the talking head had to refer to the lizard people thing as “completely unfounded.” Thanks for clearing that up.
You could almost hear him thinking, "I got two degrees in Journalism, and I'm explaining shit like this on TV?"
I like how the talking head had to refer to the lizard people thing as “completely unfounded.” Thanks for clearing that up.

Most talking heads are lizard people- what do you think they’d say?
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4 hours ago, blacklab said:

What part of that post is about Nashville?

The #1 rule of surlyhorns is that any posts that are not germane to the thread topic should be immediately removed. Thread derailment will not be allowed here. I was thinking about that today, while eating at Dan's Hamburgers, which is by far the best hamburger in Austin.

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Fran’s is the best and you damn well know it.  
 

Besides, I hear Dan was a jerk and it’s why she left him, anyway. 

On 12/28/2020 at 11:24 PM, Gatorubet said:


Hug that Bill Barr doll close, close your eyes, and click your heels three times.

Why hug the doll of a deep state Traitor who soon will be in front of  Firing Squad?

On 12/31/2020 at 9:43 AM, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Fran’s is the best and you damn well know it.  
 

Besides, I hear Dan was a jerk and it’s why she left him, anyway. 

Best burger in Austin can be found at the Chili Parlor and it's no contest.

Nice rundown on the fight for 5G superiority. https://www.wired.com/story/huawei-5g-polar-codes-data-breakthrough/

TLDR: Running parallel to the Luddites' conspiratorial views on 5G was the fight for domination of that space between China and the U.S. Western World. Some of the fight over 5G spilled over to the Luddites (LaRouchians, Q's, Queen Elizabeth is an alien overlord, drinking baby blood). 

Too many are trapped in media silos where the National Enquirer would be the gold standard for reliability. Too many . . . 

24 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Has anyone notified cruz's security detail yet?

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

How many of them followed Art Bell and then George Noory? 

 

Beware when fighting monsters, that you yourself do not become a monster.

For when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Nietzsche

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