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#1351
41 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He started it by saying, "If national writers have Ehlinger on their Heisman watch lists, well Kellen Mond better be on there too. Because [condescending] OKAY, they beat Georgia in the Sugar Bowl [/voice], but guess which team beat UGA by 3 touchdowns earlier in the season, and A&M beat that team in their last game!"

Also in that whole thing, he was pleading with the fans that are hard on Mond, "Look, you know what you're doing if you're being this hard on Mond as opposed to other starting QBs that have come through this program, and you need to cut it out." Basically implying that most aggy have a problem with Mond other than his play making abilities. Gee, I wonder what it could be 🤔

Maybe they are worried because they have had 3 previous AA starters, and 33% of them like to shave points.

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#1353
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Is you is or is you ain't my constituency?

I used that line so much when that movie came out. 

#1354
Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

So.... is Jimbo nothing more than Homer Stokes' "Little Man"?

Needs more SEC logo.  Stature and hairline look about right though.

 

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#1355
20 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I like how they accidentally point out that Mizzou has been a much better member of the SEC than A&M. Two division titles to Zero. All this chest beating by aggy amd they aren't even the best big xii team to join the sec.

#1356
12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Needs more SEC logo.  Stature and hairline look about right though.

 

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Jimbo or Kyler. Either one works.

#1358
32 minutes ago, pacman said:

I like how they accidentally point out that Mizzou has been a much better member of the SEC than A&M. Two division titles to Zero. All this chest beating by aggy amd they aren't even the best big xii team to join the sec.

Hey sip, if we was in the east instead of Missouri, we’d have won it every year and beaten bammer or barn a couple of times in the ccg, likely been in them playoffs an prolly won a natty. 

#1359
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and delivering two late drives to take the Aggies to the precipeice of overtime against the national champions

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#1360
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and delivering two late drives to take the Aggies to the precipeice of overtime against the national champions

I'm pretty sure he meant prepuce.  That makes a lot more sense in context and he also misspelled aggy.

#1365

Seniors - 7

OG Colton Prater, DE Michael Clemmons, CB Rodeny Elam, CB Antonio Howard, CB Charles Oliver, S Larry Pryor, P Braden Mann

Possible NFL early entrants (I'm being overly generous here) - 7

QB Kellen Mond, WR Hezekiah Jones, WR Qaurtney Davis, WR Jhamon Ausbon,  WR Kendrick Rogers, DT Justin Madubuike, DT Jordan Peevy

Possible List of Processed Candidates (Transfer, Medical, etc) -  9

WR Roshaud Paul, WR Camron Buckley, OT Kellen Diesch, OG Riley Anderson, DT T. Moton, DT Mohamed Diallo, RB Deneric Prince, RB James Kibodi, QB Connor Blumrick

#1366
33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Seniors - 7

OG Colton Prater, DE Michael Clemmons, CB Rodeny Elam, CB Antonio Howard, CB Charles Oliver, S Larry Pryor, P Braden Mann

Possible NFL early entrants (I'm being overly generous here) - 7

QB Kellen Mond, WR Hezekiah Jones, WR Qaurtney Davis, WR Jhamon Ausbon,  WR Kendrick Rogers, DT Justin Madubuike, DT Jordan Peevy

Possible List of Processed Candidates (Transfer, Medical, etc) -  9

WR Roshaud Paul, WR Camron Buckley, OT Kellen Diesch, OG Riley Anderson, DT T. Moton, DT Mohamed Diallo, RB Deneric Prince, RB James Kibodi, QB Connor Blumrick 

Doing the Lord's work.

#1368
9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

Narrative's changed, bro. 2019 is their year. Didn't you hear? They have great odds to win the national championship at 40-1 which means that Mond is likely to leave early and be the number one pick in the draft. 

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#1369
9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

Calzada will have a year to redshirt and develop. You discount QB Whisperer Jimbo Fisher at your own peril, sir.

#1371
18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

James Foster has plenty of potential, to be fair.

#1372
14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Narrative's changed, bro. 2019 is their year. Didn't you hear? They have great odds to win the national championship at 40-1 which means that Mond is likely to leave early and be the number one pick in the draft. 

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

#1374
15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

James Foster has plenty of potential, to be fair.

If not, the transfer portal is likely their next possible help. They have Mond, Foster, and Bairds-- and that includes the roster and signed recruits. Good chance Foster gets some snaps in 2019, so we may see.

#1376
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I always knew I liked Eurasians

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You're not wrong...

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#1377
7 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

If not, the transfer portal is likely their next possible help. They have Mond, Foster, and Bairds-- and that includes the roster and signed recruits. Good chance Foster gets some snaps in 2019, so we may see. 

How could you forget Manbun?

#1378
Just now, texifornia said:

How could you forget Manbun?

Think you answered your own question there, my dude.

#1379
27 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

If not, the transfer portal is likely their next possible help. They have Mond, Foster, and Bairds-- and that includes the roster and signed recruits. Good chance Foster gets some snaps in 2019, so we may see.

 

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

How could you forget Manbun?

I put him in this bucket.

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#1380

Must be a lot of players walking on egg shells about now. Dreading jumbo telling them "Have you ever thought about playing some Div II ball before"?

#1381
7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Must be a lot of players walking on egg shells about now. Dreading jumbo telling them "Have you ever thought about playing some Div II ball before"?

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#1384
2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

I'm sure him staying would actually scare you to death. 

#1386
16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Other than including MgGlothern and leaving off Lindberg, the names look fine, although I think the order is off. I think Alford, Washington, and McGowan could be right there too. 

#1387
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Just a bizarre set of memes from aggy.  Their top WR had 48 touches last year (45 receptions, 3 carries).  Their beast of burden RB had almost 300 touches.

#1390
On 2/3/2019 at 3:23 PM, Machinator said:

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Always remember Texags doesn't discourage fans from tweeting at recruits, because you know...sometimes you just have to

 

#1391

"Reminder:  You should never tweet at recruits, but if you do tweet at recruits--and let's face it, we all know you're going to tweet at recruits--you should create a fake twitter profile and pretend to be a racist Texas fan."

#1392
14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Always remember Texags doesn't discourage fans from tweeting at recruits, because you know...sometimes you just have to

 

"I don't always tweet at recruits.  But when I do it's always incredibly retarded."

--- the most interesting aggy on the web

#1393

And really, using the "one of the richest universities in the world" is worthless to use on a kid that Texas is recruiting.

Little Brother, you have less money than we do, you make less money than we make, and your brand is worth less than ours is. Bringing attention to those things is a dumb idea for you, so I fully expect you to continue doing it.

#1394

People need to listen to ol' Sheriff Buford T. Justice wrt tweeting recruits.

"Oh, you can think about it, but DON'T do it.  Wouldn't look nice on my (internet)."

#1395
33 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

"Reminder:  You should never tweet at recruits, but if you do tweet at recruits--and let's face it, we all know you're going to tweet at recruits--you should create a fake twitter profile and pretend to be a racist Texas fan."

Cause that worked out great for Daniel Figurelli, the racist former intern at PwC.

#1396
31 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And really, using the "one of the richest universities in the world" is worthless to use on a kid that Texas is recruiting.

Little Brother, you have less money than we do, you make less money than we make, and your brand is worth less than ours is. Bringing attention to those things is a dumb idea for you, so I fully expect you to continue doing it.

But you see, loans = revenue so yer wrong, ya GD stupid sip.

#1397
21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Cause that worked out great for Daniel Figurelli, the racist former intern at PwC.

Is he related to the racist former intern at PwC currently named Daniel Joseph?

#1398
24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Cause that worked out great for Daniel Figurelli, the racist former intern at PwC.

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