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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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#4203

Woodward played the long game on aggy. Before bolting to a conference competitor, saddled them with a ridiculous contract for 9 more years and a coach who can hold them over a barrel any damn time he wants.

 

#4204

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

#4205
2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

hahaha

#4206
4 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

Yeah, that's been a running joke since he signed. If they fire him, he gets all the monies. If he leaves them, they get jack shit. It's amazing. 

#4207
1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I'm convinced something was broken in terms of relationships or respect and probably even the decision-making/power chain

You mean to tell me that real AD's don't like being a puppet to John Fucking Sharp? 

This is shocking news!!!

#4208
7 minutes ago, Fud said:

I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract 

They did insert this very binding clause, though:

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#4209

Looking forward to 2 years from now when jimbo leaves aggy for LSU for a contract that is about 80% aav of his aggy contract. 

Then, we get to see who aggy can hire and for how much. 

#4210
35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Now here's an idea:

Taylor Hamm is tanned, rested, and has a tiny penis. He doesn't have a job and he thinks he knows everything. He would also be straight out of their incestuous circle of incompetence. He checks all the boxes. He's the perfect hire at aggy.

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

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#4211

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

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#4212
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

...because their new AD, whom aggy claims is the bestest evar, is an idiot?

#4214
3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

And he would do literally EVERYTHING John Sharp told him to do.

The problem is that for all his faults and shortcomings, Hamm is probably smarter than John Sharp.  

#4215

The amateurish legalese of jimbo's contract mixed with their expressly giving him the ability to quit on them with not even a moment's notice is one of those under-rated moments of aggy idiocy that puts a smile on my face. It's poetry.

#4217
17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Why would LSU hire Jimbo when he does nothing but produce 8- and 9-win seasons at A&M?

Because at LSU that's 10 wins when you include Aggy on the schedule. 

#4224
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Now here's an idea:

Taylor Hamm is tanned, rested, and has a tiny penis. He doesn't have a job and he thinks he knows everything. He would also be straight out of their incestuous circle of incompetence. He checks all the boxes. He's the perfect hire at aggy.

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#4225
52 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

The problem is that for all his faults and shortcomings, Hamm is probably smarter than John Sharp.  

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#4226

"we need to start on Sharp. He's a dem. That alone is enough"

When Sharp leaves, they will have to hire our accountants to make sense of that mess. Sharp has cooked & buried the bodies. Plus he is not going anywhere until he gets every last Harvey dollar we gave him. 

#4230
16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

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LOL, yeah you do.  Brief moments of Ag lucidity are a joy to behold.....

It's not going to happen but, if Jimbo actually did take less money to go to LSU and aggy paid him for the entire ten years, we might actually reach peak aggy tears. I imagine college station might be on mass suicide watch.  

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#4231

What's truly amazing to me is their consistent and earnest confusion as to why players don't want to go there/coaches & admins don't want to stay.

#4232
7 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

It's not going to happen but, if Jimbo actually did take less money to go to LSU and aggy paid him for the entire ten years, we might actually reach peak aggy tears. I imagine college station might be on mass suicide watch.  

 

If he walks away they dont owe him money.  But they also dont get any in return. 

#4233

Not that they'll ever win anything WITH Jimbo Baggins so I don't care if he stays or goes but it would too funny to see him go to Baton Rouge for less money.  

#4234
7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If he walks away they dont owe him money.  But they also dont get any in return. 

For some reason I thought they had to pay him even if he walks. I guess I slightly underestimated aggy's negotiation skills.

#4235
5 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

For some reason I thought they had to pay him even if he walks. I guess I slightly underestimated aggy's negotiation skills.

No, but they pay him if they fire him 

#4240
2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I cannot wait for the Urban to gomer thread to start :).

There are multiple Papa John's in college station ready and willing to help Urban out during the annual aggy rollercoaster drop. 

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#4241

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

#4242
3 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

There are multiple Papa John's in college station ready and willing to help Urban out during the annual aggy rollercoaster drop. 

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Interesting trivia point: Papa John's in College Station sucks, but not really any more than it sucks anywhere else.

#4243
1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

Eh, Woodward is a Baton Rouge boy. This makes sense.

#4246
25 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I don’t know why, but this reeks to me of BL pathetically trying to fabricate some perceived head-to-head win over LSU if/when Woodward stays put.  

I thought the same

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