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#6451
3 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Billy Liucci is on a relentless pursuit of bullshit right now. It is amazing to watch. He is taking his mouthpiece for aggy to a whole new level. The fact this needledick actually thinks Nick Saban or anyone at Bama wastes a second of thought on a middle of the road, historically irrelevant program that hasn't won fuck-all since 1939, is fucking hilarious. Pathological people like Liucci are really pretty terrifying; thank God these morons work in the aggy universe, where they really can't harm too many people other than themselves.

If he actually heard anything about Saban having any sort of attention for A&M right now, it’s in the form of telling his assistants to, when prospects are more or less equal, poach a recruit from A&M, like he’s frequently done in the past with LSU and Auburn. When you dunk on a divisional rival in the form of stealing a recruit they otherwise would have landed, you’re essentially winning the recruitment twice 

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#6452
7 hours ago, Thiefery said:

So I better scrap my plans from moving from VA to Spring, TX huh?

You, and anyone alive, should scrap any and all plans to move to Spring, TX. Period. 

You want inside the Loop, or woodlands and North, imo. 

#6453
11 hours ago, texaslong said:

It's amazing how well connected Looch is with programs that are terrified of aggy. I had no idea that Bama was afraid of aggy. 

I’m a bit terrified as well. Their mentality seems extremely contagious.

#6454
11 hours ago, texaslong said:

It's amazing how well connected Looch is with programs that are terrified of aggy. I had no idea that Bama was afraid of aggy. 

I’m a bit terrified as well. Their mentality seems extremely contagious.

#6458

McClellan OVing to tu means our RB recruiting isn't a dumpster fire! And we're getting Sam Adams and moving him to safety!

Also the necessary rebrand of "Muhammad" to "Moose" is complete

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#6460
53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Also the necessary rebrand of "Muhammad" to "Moose" is complete

That is hilarious. 

#6462

They can never admit a kid just isn't into them.  It's always "how hard are we recruiting him"?  If no contact, it's always aggy's decision apparently.  lulz.

#6463
8 hours ago, Fud said:

If he actually heard anything about Saban having any sort of attention for A&M right now, it’s in the form of telling his assistants to, when prospects are more or less equal, poach a recruit from A&M, like he’s frequently done in the past with LSU and Auburn. When you dunk on a divisional rival in the form of stealing a recruit they otherwise would have landed, you’re essentially winning the recruitment twice 


Maybe three times if that recruit decommits late and a  quality replacement isn't found. 

#6468
1 minute ago, Froghorn717 said:

lol dude flat out read what we read and posted that as "something he heard" - what a fucking sham 

Perroni gets his info from surly. He is fucked.

#6469
1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Assuming Bijan is in, I'd take that. 

Uh oh we're swinging for the fences at RB again. Hopefully this year cures my PTSD from last year.

#6473
Just now, Neonmoon said:

Looks like Aggy $$found$$ another east coast special 

They would pick a kid with a light offer list who has been steadily falling in the rankings for the last year.

#6474
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

They would pick a kid with a light offer list who has been steadily falling in the rankings for the last year.

It’s pretty much their thing, along with whining about the BOMC being the reason for his drop in the rankings after he commits.

#6477
14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

They would pick a kid with a light offer list who has been steadily falling in the rankings for the last year.

Elijah Robinson is from Camden New Jersey. He played for Penn State and coached at Penn State. Moten is from nearby Fort Washington and was committed to Penn State. I'm going to assume Elijah knows which recruits on the east coast are on the open market.

#6478
22 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

5-11 165  screams SECSEC corner! 

If they don't start signing somebody at corner, they'll have to line up scarecrows out there.

#6480
2 hours ago, Scholz said:

They can never admit a kid just isn't into them.  It's always "how hard are we recruiting him"?  If no contact, it's always aggy's decision apparently.  lulz.

To be fair, when a kid isnt into Texas, this whole board immediately writes it off as the kid being dirty and getting paid.  

#6481
1 minute ago, Foosters said:

To be fair, when a kid isnt into Texas, this whole board immediately writes it off as the kid being dirty and getting paid.   

Well, that or assistant coaching incompetence.

#6482
2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

To be fair, when a kid isnt into Texas, this whole board immediately writes it off as the kid being dirty and getting paid.  

Those people are idiots. 

But when a kid is all Texas and then all of the sudden commits to [insert Oregon, Bama, Georgia, Clemson, Aggy, Ole Miss,], it is not hard to call Shenanigans. 

There are many kids who grow up in Texas and don't like Texas and aren't getting paid, and anyone who says they are a retard. Some examples would be, Let me think,  Drew Sanders, Jalin Conyers, Kenyon Green, Garrett Wilson, Baylor Cupp, Austin Stonger, etc

#6485

Get killed behind our OL?  I guess aggy believes that freshman last Matthews boy, the Anderson twins and Kellen Diesch are some real maulers.  SECx3

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#6486

"RBs are a waste in our offense and will get killed behind our Oline":

It was good enough to run on and win the time of possession battle vs Georgia by 10 minutes.  And to win 10 games including the Sugar Bowl.

#6488
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

We should all be praying and fantasizing of a world where ONeal gets moved to corner. 

They will get 8+ wins regardless. The few teams with functional offenses or head coaches with IQs higher than 80 will beat them and rest will run the ball 75% of the time, even with 11 aggys in the box.

#6489

They refuse to believe anybody improves except the dear old Aggies. We will eternally have the O-line we did five years ago. Recruiting and coaching changes have no effect.

While, over in College Station, they have an RB who has only played in scrimmages that is about to dominate the SEC. 

#6492

They're apoplectic about ANY in state RBs giving them any play at all: Evans, McLellan, McGowan, EJ Smith, etc.  Anybody.  They would gladly take the odd man out and of course claim they got the best one.

They also have no QB.

#6493
2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Perroni gets his info from surly. He is fucked.

This site is honestly one of the best sources of info on the internet for anything related to Texas or aggy football. We have writers and editors from some of the sites here posing as lowly posters, radio and ex radio people, all of the 9.95 horse shit, our very own super duper mega insider in Geoff Ketchum's sock CTJ (come at me bro!), and a shit load of other lurking 9.95ers like Liucci, Hamm, EJ, and Perroni who we have caught red handed over the years passing shit from the site to their troglodyte followers. Add that all together with a generous helping of cartoon dicks, and you get Surly. 

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#6494
19 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This site is honestly one of the best sources of info on the internet for anything related to Texas or aggy football. We have writers and editors from some of the sites here posing as lowly posters, radio and ex radio people, all of the 9.95 horse shit, our very own super duper mega insider in Geoff Ketchum's sock CTJ (come at me bro!), and a shit load of other lurking 9.95ers like Liucci, Hamm, EJ, and Perroni who we have caught red handed over the years passing shit from the site to their troglodyte followers. Add that all together with a generous helping of cartoon dicks, and you get Surly. 

Everything on this site is either true or entertaining. Occasionally both. If you are going to be inaccurate, you should at least be wildly apocryphal. 

#6495
1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Get killed behind our OL?  I guess aggy believes that freshman last Matthews boy, the Anderson twins and Kellen Diesch are some real maulers.  SECx3

Of course they believe that. But why would aggy think he would "get killed behind our OL in the first place? I thought that there is no defense played in the Big 12? Seems like it's the perfect place for a RB. It's not like he is running against elite SECSECSEC talent.

#6496
1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

I thought that there is no defense played in the Big 12? Seems like it's the perfect place for a RB. It's not like he is running against elite SECSECSEC talent.

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#6497
10 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Of course they believe that. But why would aggy think he would "get killed behind our OL in the first place? I thought that there is no defense played in the Big 12? Seems like it's the perfect place for a RB. It's not like he is running against elite SECSECSEC talent.

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#6498
1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Is McClellan even considering them? Like did he visit them at all this spring? 

I think he no showed a couple of times 

#6499
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They refuse to believe anybody improves except the dear old Aggies. We will eternally have the O-line we did five years ago. Recruiting and coaching changes have no effect.

While, over in College Station, they have an RB who has only played in scrimmages that is about to dominate the SEC. 

The line we had five years ago? I sure fucking hope not. 

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