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#9651
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the fuck does that even mean - so OSU is going to run an NFL passing game so they don’t need RB’s?

It makes sense when you remember that this is coming from the fanbase that thinks Jimbo Fisher is an offensive genius.

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#9652
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the fuck does that even mean - so OSU is going to run an NFL passing game so they don’t need RB’s?

It means aggys are dumb as fuck.

#9653
46 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

He led the SEC because he ran the ball 271 times. Almost 100 carries more than most other RB’s. UGA (the team that got stuffed by Texas) actually ran for more yards throughout the season as well as Mississippi State.  

I’m not sure that his workload at aggy didn’t actually hurt Trayveon in the draft.

I’d also point to that they were the worst team in the SECSECSEC with respect to sacks allowed. So yea, while it may look good statwise for rushing yards with your workhorse RB, it doesn’t necessarily win you games or make him a play calling wizard.

 

Not to mention 60+ of those carries were against that shit FCS OOC schedule they played. 

#9654

They also seem to think the NFL is still running the same offense as Jimbo so by that logic RBs must hate them as well. *Looks at aggy RB recruiting* Hey maybe they're on to something. 

Edited by Hank_Hill

#9656
25 minutes ago, derp said:

Guess he forgot leverage Williams to exploit Clemson (31 yards), Alabama (31 yards), and Mississippi State (26 yards)?

This. His numbers came mostly against cupcakes  

He’ll be a good change of pace and third down back for Cinci. He is not an NFL featured back. 

#9657
14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

It means aggys are dumb as fuck.

Especially considering how Jimbo's offense is touted as a pro-style passing game. The dumbfucktitude is off the charts on any other scale than Aggie's. I suppose their automaton response would be, "in the SEC it just means more" ... or "yeah, but-but SEC SEC SEC".

#9661

Last year Sam ran for 482 yds. T.Watson, K.Ingram and D.Young combined for 1,647 yds.

“Much, much more”. Fucking lying bags of shit.

#9664
6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Last year Sam ran for 482 yds. T.Watson, K.Ingram and D.Young combined for 1,647 yds.

“Much, much more”. Fucking lying bags of shit.

They are referring to the goal-line carries. 

#9666
8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not to mention the receiving out of the backfield aspect of our offense.....which Bijan apparently excels at.

Yeah, why would a kid who does this...

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...want to play for a school where he's not going to be running on every down?

I mean, hell, they might even ask you to try catching passes or something. No running back can do that, right?

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#9668
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Texas stopped aggressively pursuing Evans a long time ago. They could have given up on Robinson at some point as well, but they actually like the kid as player and as a person. Evans has gone off the rails. 

If Texas closes on Robinson then they’ll keep conversations going with McLellan and Jordan. They’ll probably also keep looking for late risers and continue recruiting multiple guys for 2021 as well. If Evans’ dumb ass shows up again on the radar, I doubt they tell him to pound sand if he wants to use an official with Texas, but he’s as high maintenance as they get and is showing every sign of not being a program fit at Texas. 

Gotcha.  

#9669
27 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Not from what I’ve seen. They just tell bald faced lies consistently.

That narrative will never change with aggy. But other programs use it though. 

#9670
Not from what I’ve seen. They just tell bald faced lies consistently.


Remember, it’s not a lie if they are too stupid to understand the stupidity of their comments.
#9671
14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Remember, it’s not a lie if they are too stupid to understand the stupidity of their comments.

 

This is true. Sometimes their innate dishonesty is overridden by their overwhelming stupidity.

#9673
18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This is true. Sometimes their innate dishonesty is overridden by their overwhelming stupidity.

Is that like the pathological farce meeting the incomprehensible subject?

#9676

"most delusional and clueless fans on Earth."

Oh that's rich.

You're 80 years removed from your one and ONLY championship but swear up and down you're the next Bama. 

#9679
4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They do realize Mountain West TCU would have waxed them back then, right?

Their team that beat Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl in 2010 would have smashed A&M, let alone a bunch of other years.

#9681
37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"gives the mokes jollies"

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Just so weird.  If this is such a sweet setup, why did aggy run away from it?  Why do they crow non-stop about running away from it?  Will they ever show the tiniest bit of self awareness?  Who invented liquid soap and why?

#9682
21 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They do realize Mountain West TCU would have waxed them back then, right?

Their shitty 7-6 team last year would have waxed them.

#9683

So they had this unprecedented 53 recruit pool party/BBQ that shows how amazing they are compared to us, yet the only commit they got this weekend was the kid of someone on staff?  So Aggy.

#9684
6 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

So they had this unprecedented 53 recruit pool party/BBQ that shows how amazing they are compared to us, yet the only commit they got this weekend was the kid of someone on staff?  So Aggy.

Stupid sip.  Terry Price had Princely by his side the whole time next to the smoker and Jimbo made Camar Wheaton smile.  Those are power moves.

#9685
1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Stupid sip.  Terry Price had Princely by his side the whole time next to the smoker and Jimbo made Camar Wheaton smile.  Those are power moves.

@Elmer_Fudd has displayed a close reading of the assigned texts and an ability to spin them in his own words. A.

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#9686
1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Stupid sip.  Terry Price had Princely by his side the whole time next to the smoker and Jimbo made Camar Wheaton smile.  Those are power moves.

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#9687
3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Stupid sip.  Terry Price had Princely by his side the whole time next to the smoker and Jimbo made Camar Wheaton smile.  Those are power moves.

We’ll need @RomaVicta to weigh in. He’s the expert on making others smile.  

#9690
On 7/27/2019 at 7:27 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Still have a bit to wait for the full effects of Price's barbeque to hit.

Incubation for campylobacteriosis is 2-5 days; intestinal cryptosporidiosis can be 2-10 days; hemorrhagic colitis or E. coli O157:H7 infection can take 1-8 days; salmonellosis can take 6-48 hours; and of course, there are untold dozens of potential other diseases out there based on mishandled samples in aggy labs a few blocks away from the festivities that we have no idea how long take to incubate.

Yep and that campylobacter is a bad mofo..... take it from someone who came very close to dying from it. From 178lbs to 117lbs in 10 days.

#9691
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Stupid sip.  Terry Price had Princely by his side the whole time...

"I think that's ready to come of the fire, Coach."

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#9692
3 hours ago, texifornia said:

"gives the mokes jollies"

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Shall we compare out of conference schedules over the past 5 years? Super intentional.

#9693
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Last year Sam ran for 482 yds. T.Watson, K.Ingram and D.Young combined for 1,647 yds.

“Much, much more”. Fucking lying bags of shit.

easy, killer.  just come here for the laughs. 

#9694
5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Shall we compare out of conference schedules over the past 5 years? Super intentional.

Nuh-uh, because those FCS schools are brave enough to play SEC teams which makes them better than anybody else.

#9695
19 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nuh-uh, because those FCS schools are brave enough to play SEC teams which makes them better than anybody else.

The real newest narrative is that they’re scheduling FCS schools in order to supposed lower tier football. They make us sound like charity. Whatever would the FCS schools do without the generous and altruistic Texas A&M Aggies? 

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#9696
2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

The real newest narrative is that they’re scheduling FCS schools in order to supposed lower tier football. They make us sound like charity. Whatever would the FCS schools do without the generous and altruistic Texas A&M Aggies? 

Yep; even for a school with a long history of ridiculous spin, that particular nugget was particularly barfable.

#9697
1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yep; even for a school with a long history of ridiculous spin, that particular nugget was particularly barfable.

The sec has been saying that about their November patsies for years. In state university when possible, and it funds their entire program for the year. 

In typical aggy fashion, they take something that is already stretching a kernel of truth and roll it out even flatter and thinner to cover all of their patsy games as if nobody would notice. 

#9699

One positive about being in the cash game is the recruits don’t care how early or late you offer them.  So you can always circle back with a better offer. 

But so can everyone else in the game. 

#9700

12thMan86

9:20p

AG

Johnson higher rated, but I'd take either. Man Jimbo is rollin............I've never seen anything remotely close to this ass kicking recruiting ! These guys are killing it

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