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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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If he's mad now just wait until he finds out Surly is gonna cost them Demas

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3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

The Papa Dunn angle on here is interesting.

 

So you have a guy who attended UT, didn't graduate from there, but who still seems to like the university. What would it take for a guy like that to help A&M out here?

 

$$$$$$$$$$

 

This just all seems like a lot of trouble to keep Demas maroon up to signing, but that is the bag world, eh?

 

Nah, Dunn just wants to give his kid a good chance at a scholarship. When the package deal flamed out, he still could at least put up huge stats throwing to Demas on the chance he got his transfer approved.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen locked her twitter the day people started looking into her connections with A&M? Weird

 

Specially cause she's gettin vexed

16 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

If he's mad now just wait until he finds out Surly is gonna cost them Demas

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29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nah, Dunn just wants to give his kid a good chance at a scholarship. When the package deal flamed out, he still could at least put up huge stats throwing to Demas on the chance he got his transfer approved.

True, but you're housing an aggy commit, as a longhorn guy. You may want a little bit more than just a better "chance" at your son getting a better scholly. And if they're already desperate enough to hold on to Demas that they'd have him move schools, I don't see why Dunn wouldn't see that, and at least consider asking for more. Having the business he has, there's a lot of area for more back-scratching going on there. 

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

What I will never understand is why aggy is so pissed that Demas can't play his senior year? It's obvious he moved for athletic reasons now, but do they really think him playing for a shitty football team, they were 4-3 in district and got destroyed in their playoff game last year, is going to affect his development?

My guess would be they believe his showing out bolsters recruiting.

If he is ineligible under UIL rules, will he still be able to participate in all star games?

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

True, but you're housing an aggy commit, as a longhorn guy. You may want a little big more than just a better "chance" at your son getting a better scholly. Having the business he has, there could be more back-scratching going on there. 

Who is going to look into Harvey cleanup contracts?

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Just now, Bevo said:

If he is ineligible under UIL rules, will he still be able to participate in all star games?

Why not? UIL doesn't govern those.

Had to change my avatar...

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4 hours ago, blacklab said:

Tweeted out the neonmoon summary, share if you can...

 

someone should @ Stewart Mandel's mendacious ass on the Texags part

i know where they can find $75M.  oh shoot, they are on the hook for that cost no matter what.  nevermind.
Wait wut?? That sounds like the dumbest deal you could make. Only an aggy..... oh yeah.
Just now, blacklab said:

Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph shows up!

Guessing you lost that URL in the divorce, huh?

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:
Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph shows up!

Well, if the reason your ass is red is because it's been spanked hard and repeatedly, you tend to want to know what the guys who did it are up to at any given moment.

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

nope, just let it expire, it's available if someone wants to register it.

Nice. Because it seems like just putting his tweets up there runs him into the same conundrum he was in before...if he sues he has to go to discovery and subpoena everything and show it just proves out who that guy is for the world to see...

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

So Jimbo has recruited Blanton(injured), Jenkins(jag), Matthews(worst brother), Clement(loves the buffet more than football), K. Green (was always a OG), Robinson (may have a future), Trainor (package deal gone awry), Ogunbiyi (may have a future), Chibuzo (Big 12 OT), Bankhead (lulz), and Jefferson (lulz * 2).

Yet, somehow the OL is Sumlin's fault. Do they really know what they are saying? Because the FSU OL was abysmal last year, so I guess that is Jimbo's fault, and he has carried over the same recruiting to aggy.

Matthews, Blanton, and Jefferson were Sumlin recruits 

Fredo Matthews was aggy regardless of the coach

Does anybody have the full Tarp article on aggys OL? 

It sounds like he’s been shitting on Jimbo’s evaluations and telling everyone they suck. 

7 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen locked her twitter the day people started looking into her connections with A&M? Weird

 

It won't last. She's clearly got some kind pathological need for attention. She'll be back sooner than you can say "bags of cash."

7 hours ago, Chooky said:

Karen Key Largo's Twitter is locked and private now, fwiw.  Meemaw goes radio silent.  Jimbo probably told her to shut her LuAnn Platter hole.

LuAnn Platter

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6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Specially cause she's gettin vexed

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This was my reaction when I misread your post about Karen getting a wax.

30 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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This was my reaction when I misread your post about Karen getting a wax.

Relax, it was just her mustache. 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Relax, it was just her mustache. 

Her vaginal mustache

Perroni CB'ed Evans to Georgia.  That must have really hurt him.  

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Perroni CB'ed Evans to Georgia.  That must have really hurt him.  

So what, these recruitments are never over, according to aggy mods.

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So what, these recruitments are never over, according to aggy mods.

Well, I believe it for Evans, not that I think he's going to The Station.

That dude moves pretty fucking good for a DT. C'mon Penn State, go get this dude.

Jimbo is going to play 3-star Raikes at RB:
 


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7 hours ago, Goodman said:

That dude moves pretty fucking good for a DT. C'mon Penn State, go get this dude.

Raikes is an interesting development case study - he clearly is quite athletic, but his body is already really cube-y. He needs a good strength coach or he'll just tip over into straight up being fat in a hurry.

18 hours ago, Chooky said:

Karen Key Largo's Twitter is locked and private now, fwiw.  Meemaw goes radio silent.  Jimbo probably told her to shut her LuAnn Platter hole.

you think she has some special relationship or actually talks with him? 

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Just now, NoName said:

you think she has some special relationship or actually talks with him? 

jimbo is probably banging her. 

17 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wait, so UT athletics has control over the UIL, but has waited to flex that power until now?  Riiihjt.

and instead of flexing those nuts to have UIL games on Longhorn Network, they waited until a recruit tried to transfer to do so...

and instead of flexing those nuts to have UIL games on Longhorn Network, they waited until a recruit tried to transfer to do so...

And now, in all of our pettiness, you can expect to see every North Forest game broadcast on LHN
19 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Piss down your neck? Is that what they're into these days?

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Jimbo is going to play 3-star Raikes at RB:

 

Looks a little like Jamaal Charles 

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

jimbo is probably banging her. 

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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Jimbo is going to play 3-star Raikes at RB:

 

Get up, come on get down with the Thiccness.

13 hours ago, campcrunk said:

It won't last. She's clearly got some kind pathological need for attention. She'll be back sooner than you can say "ovaries on the table."

Fify

Does anyone have some earlier Perroni updates when he was brainwashing the aggy into believing Evans would end up in College Station?  

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