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35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Smart Chorizo sounds vegetarian.

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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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With DJ Ukelele and Smart Chorizo, we're halfway to a pretty solid beach vacation.

"A&M and Texas are still my top two," he said, "but I think I'm kind of leaning toward Texas the most right now. I've just been really liking them a lot."

Though he is not too close to making a final decision, Garth's commitment is not all that far off in the future.

"I don't want to wait too long," he said of a commitment date. "At least before the summer, for sure. Probably at some point this spring."

 

Sounds like he wants to make a decision quick to save his spot. Which sounds more Texas than aggy. 

 

55 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

"A&M and Texas are still my top two," he said, "but I think I'm kind of leaning toward Texas the most right now. I've just been really liking them a lot."

Though he is not too close to making a final decision, Garth's commitment is not all that far off in the future.

"I don't want to wait too long," he said of a commitment date. "At least before the summer, for sure. Probably at some point this spring."

 

Sounds like he wants to make a decision quick to save his spot. Which sounds more Texas than aggy. 

 

Locking up Parr, Majors, Garth, and Lindberg by end of summer would be a big deal. A big, fuckin deal.

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

"A&M and Texas are still my top two," he said, "but I think I'm kind of leaning toward Texas the most right now. I've just been really liking them a lot."

Though he is not too close to making a final decision, Garth's commitment is not all that far off in the future.

"I don't want to wait too long," he said of a commitment date. "At least before the summer, for sure. Probably at some point this spring."

 

Sounds like he wants to make a decision quick to save his spot. Which sounds more Texas than aggy. 

 

 

I am pretty sure Garth has a spot in this class all the way until NSD. That being said it sounds like he could very well be our next commitment. 

3 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

"A&M and Texas are still my top two," he said, "but I think I'm kind of leaning toward Texas the most right now. I've just been really liking them a lot."

Though he is not too close to making a final decision, Garth's commitment is not all that far off in the future.

"I don't want to wait too long," he said of a commitment date. "At least before the summer, for sure. Probably at some point this spring."

 

Sounds like he wants to make a decision quick to save his spot. Which sounds more Texas than aggy. 

 

I have it down to two schools, assuming you count the one I'm not really considering. My announcement will be timed strategically.

So the previous update was that aggy expected 3 commits this weekend.  With the incredible shrinking guest list I guess that's down to "at least one" now. 

Bwahahahahaaaa!

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2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, they went to see Ukelele? Has he ever expressed interest? I mean.... why?

Real. Recruiting.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, they went to see Ukelele? Has he ever expressed interest? I mean.... why?

It's early enough you might as well poke the major elites and see what happens.

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, they went to see Ukelele? Has he ever expressed interest? I mean.... why?

Jimbo killing himself in Florida California

We did well in California this cycle so little brother has to try and show he can do it too.

48 minutes ago, RabidM said:

We did well in California this cycle so little brother has to try and show he can do it too.

This is the type of year where a program like aggy gets the shit beat out of them in recruiting. The new car smell is gone and Texas, the flagship university, got a great start instate. Texas will clean up, and Aggy will be forced to recruit OOS.

Aggy will struggle to recruit elite talent outside the state (especially defensive talent) because they haven’t shown any real program success previously, the Sumlin swag shine is gone, and the culture/lifestyle in BCS is god awful.

Add on the fact this will likely be a smaller class for aggy anyways and you have the makings of a class of in the 15-20 range unless there is major attrition and cash exchanging hands. Texas may not be able to flip a guy like Demas who surrounds himself with the wrong crowd, but I could see aggy selling him so hard on SECSECSEC that he signs with alabama when he realizes aggy will perpetually suck.

Same as it ever was, but at the price tag of $7.5 million a year.

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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All the options in these paragraphs sound better than lit station. Can you imagine the culture shock of Cali/Vegas to CS. 

I can wrap my ahead around going to Tuscaloosa to be with saban. Columbus with Urban (fuck him).  But college station for Jimbo? Nah. 

Posting this here because they are talking about all the OOS offers and how it's a terrible year in-state for front 7 defenders.  They may have an arguement with LB's, but DL is deeper than this past class.  Probably upset because the best pass rusher ( Dorbah ) has zero interest in them and Perroni has been telling them Broughton isn't very high on them.  

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/New-Texas-AM-offers-128441398/

37 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this here because they are talking about all the OOS offers and how it's a terrible year in-state for front 7 defenders.  They may have an arguement with LB's, but DL is deeper than this past class.  Probably upset because the best pass rusher ( Dorbah ) has zero interest in them and Perroni has been telling them Broughton isn't very high on them.  

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/New-Texas-AM-offers-128441398/

Karen is going to make lots of trips to Florida this recruiting cycle. There will be plenty of "transactions" in Publix parking lots. 

Holy shit, Perroni has them believing Garth is a legit possibility for them.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, Perroni has them believing Garth is a legit possibility for them.

He's misdirecting so Aggys don't fixate on the Lindberg whiff. 

"The Marine decided that Lindberg and Garth are not a fit for the rugged play of the SEC and is looking elsewhere. Expect some big news soon."

5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

"The Marine decided that Lindberg and Garth are not a fit for the rugged play of the SEC and is looking elsewhere. Expect some big news soon."

From Perroni's keyboard to God's ears. 

57 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

"The Marine decided that Lindberg and Garth are not a fit for the rugged play of the SEC and is looking elsewhere. Expect some big news soon."

"Parr is far too small to play guard in SEC. Anything under 360 lbs is a non-starter for this staff."

27 minutes ago, derp said:

"Parr is far too small to play guard in SEC. Anything under 360 lbs is a non-starter for this staff."

Yeah that 314 lb OG starting for Saban can't be any good...  /aggy

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I want us to skull fuck LSU so bad.

aggys will ALL be wearing purple and gold that day.  Their blatant pitifulness will be on full display for the world to see.

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

aggys will ALL be wearing purple and gold that day.  Their blatant pitifulness will be on full display for the world to see.

Of course they will.  Trevor Lawrence and Clemson will be scoring at will on aggy that same day so gotta get that SEC win.

Yeah, if you ignore the on field results (which favor Texas) If you ignore the biased rankings (which favor Texas), and you just look at the skin color, then the real leader starts to emerge. 

I'm sure Blake Trainor and Josh Bankhead have a ton more in common with Evans 

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Bankhead, Akinola and Smart are better interior OL prospects than Parr and Majors anyway.

They sure as hell don't want to talk about OT, which is where Majors actually projects...

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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So aggy says they have nothing in common because they are white? Can they be more openly racist? 

6 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

They sure as hell don't want to talk about OT, which is where Majors actually projects...

Everybody says Majors is a guard

5 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

So aggy says they have nothing in common because they are white? Can they be more openly racist? 

How would they justify having anything in common with College Station (5.4% African American) and A&M (3.5% African American)?

 

what a strange bunch aggy is..

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10 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

So aggy says they have nothing in common because they are white? Can they be more openly racist? 

Probably, but being openly racist is an aggy turdition.  I don't like driving through that part of Texas.

27 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

So aggy says they have nothing in common because they are white? Can they be more openly racist? 

Give them a day or two. I'm sure they can. 

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Yeah.  Herman has no history of letting RBs get a lot of carries.  He only uses QBs.  He's a RB recruits nightmare...

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18 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Probably, but being openly racist is an aggy turdition.  I don't like driving through that part of Texas.

We have some good friends who are a mixed race couple (you should see the fireworks when he calls her "Oprah"), and they were telling us some of their stories, and some of their contingency plans, for getting pulled over by cops in this part of the world. Sad that they need such plans, but there you are. Anyway, they always joke about the reply to "Are you married to her?" (which he's actually been asked before) -- "Married? Hell naw. I own her." 

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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

aggys will ALL be wearing purple and gold that day.  Their blatant pitifulness will be on full display for the world to see.

I sat next to a Nebraska fan group when they visited DKR in 1999. Every time Nebraska did something, this guy next to me would start shouting "Go Big Reeeeeeeedddd!" over and over, basically in my face. He was exuberant. Texas ended up winning and we were talking all kinds of shit back to him about Nebraska. That's when he took his Nebraska t-shirt off and left it on the bench and walked away in his undershirt. As he did so, he told us, and I am not making this up: "Who gives a shit? I'm an aggie. I just wanted to see you guys lose."

47 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

So aggy says they have nothing in common because they are white? Can they be more openly racist? 

Actually they’ve gotten pretty good at hiding their rabid racism. But every once in a while they’ll let their slips show. Like this.

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I sat next to a Nebraska fan group when they visited DKR in 1999. Every time Nebraska did something, this guy next to me would start shouting "Go Big Reeeeeeeedddd!" over and over, basically in my face. He was exuberant. Texas ended up winning and we were talking all kinds of shit back to him about Nebraska. That's when he took his Nebraska t-shirt off and left it on the bench and walked away in his undershirt. As he did so, he told us, and I am not making this up: "Who gives a shit? I'm an aggie. I just wanted to see you guys lose."

Implied when talking about aggie

It wasn't that long ago they were calling Sumlin "Tan Fran" on Texags.  They're a shitty bunch of people.

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Remind me who watched the Sugar Bowl with Evans? 

 

3 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Remind me who watched the Sugar Bowl with Evans? 

 

Also could you tell me too bc I have no idea who it was

51 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Also could you tell me too bc I have no idea who it was

Lindburg and Card. 

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