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The Aggy Network is the biggest myth since Bigfoot 

 

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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The Aggy Network is the biggest myth since Bigfoot 

Not if you have no standards worth speaking of, it's not. There is no better guarantee of not having to do any real work and still not get fired from your low level management job in the North Houston suburbs than having an aggy degree and a pulse.

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I like how Henson is already viewed as a better OL coach in his region 

by who?

People are saying. I’ve heard.

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

People are saying. I’ve heard.

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So we can only eliminate duke

Maybe. David Cutcliffe coaches there, and I’m not positive he isn’t retarded. I guess he could just be a savant. 

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Maybe. David Cutcliffe coaches there, and I’m not positive he isn’t retarded. I guess he could just be a savant. 

Correct. He's my first cousin.

Lock up Jones, Eaton, Moten, 

Then have Bama outbid you for Jones late in cycle. 

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"When we can cover Alabama's receivers, we will beat them."

 

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, sport. I love how they draw conclusions based on the full game stats of a game where their opponent basically stopped playing about 20 minutes in, since the game was already over.

23 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, sport. I love how they draw conclusions based on the full game stats of a game where their opponent basically stopped playing about 20 minutes in, since the game was already over.

They are probably just hyped by the fact that we're getting Waddle

I love how every year, only the guys committing to Aggy are capable of shutting down Bama...and then when these guys end up on the team, they miraculously can never actually do it.  Must be TH and the BOMC (and maybe even Uncle Red) paying these Aggy players to sandbag in order to keep the sleeping giant of Jimbo at bay.

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"King should be a 5-star"

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No one here is mad that our stud qb who is showing out is the best athlete of the bunch and has only started as a varsity QB, 1 season.  

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

BDF musings

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

BDF musings

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The myopia in this is palatable, hilarious and infuriating. 

 

Of course Daddy98 speaks to Hamm. Those goofy bastards probably play tummy sticks as well. 

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31 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I haven't read DCTF yet. What's this poll they speak of?

I'm guessing it's the preseason ranking which they have Texas at 8 and aggy at 13.  Or could it be that they are predicted to finish 3rd in their division? BTW David Ubben seems to be a future Texags reporter

 

They are bitching about some poll in DCTF that lists Jimbo as the least trustworthy coach in the B12.

 

If there is any group that knows about fixing polls, it is aggies.

I read it as a poll of high school football coaches and they ranked Jimbo as the least trusted coach in the state

Just now, CashMcCoy said:

I read it as a poll of high school football coaches and they ranked Jimbo as the least trusted coach in the state

oh ok.. haven't reached that point in the magazine quite yet

12 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

They are bitching about some poll in DCTF that lists Jimbo as the least trustworthy coach in the B12.

 

If there is any group that knows about fixing polls, it is aggies.

Think you got the conferences/territory wrong there, mate.

2 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

I read it as a poll of high school football coaches and they ranked Jimbo as the least trusted coach in the state

They had a survey where one of the questions was which FBS coach is the most trustworthy

IIRC Patterson was the most at like 40%, Herman was somewhere in the middle around 10, and Jimbo was the least at like 5. Really it's just a product of who has been coaching in the state the longest

I don't remember it being a ranking so you can't draw conclusions about who is the least trusted so I don't know why they're freaking out 

E: I remember seeing a preview of it but can't find it now. There might be more to it than what I saw.

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It's not clear whether or not Alford will be a take for Bama. He's not making their mock classes right now. Neither is Pouncey. 

Alford might be all bama but isn’t Texas in the mix if they don’t want him?  I’m sure that’s not worth mentioning for peroni, I imagine if Alford gets spurned by bama the new narrative will be that he’s taking a closer look at aggy and don’t count jimbo out in a recruitment. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Alford might be all bama but isn’t Texas in the mix if they don’t want him?  I’m sure that’s not worth mentioning for peroni, I imagine if Alford gets spurned by bama the new narrative will be that he’s taking a closer look at aggy and don’t count jimbo out in a recruitment. 

Yes, Texas is. LSU used to be up there, but I think they quit recruiting him hard after landing Toles. However, as a Ro Simon kid, there's a chance Ro peddles him around on a visit tour right before the signing period, and that typically doesn't end well for Texas if it happens

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

"King should be a 5-star"

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woah woah woah woah.. are we just going to gloss over the fact that the two best in the business are collaborating together?!

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4 hours ago, Thiefery said:

I'm guessing it's the preseason ranking which they have Texas at 8 and aggy at 13.  Or could it be that they are predicted to finish 3rd in their division? BTW David Ubben seems to be a future Texags reporter

 

Ubben hates Texas. He is a mizzou grad and got his thigh highs in a bunch when Mack Brown was running train on Gary Pinkel's top 10 teams. 

It amazes me that even though King is doing well enough on his own at the Elite 11, aggy can't be happy about that. Even if he were already committed (and there is no guarantee he will be, either, of course), they would still feel the need to run down Card in order to feel the slightest bit of happiness.

That kind of existence holds an appeal for some folk, but I will never, ever understand why. I'd rather be a toll booth operator in Bangladesh than be an aggy.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It amazes me that even though King is doing well enough on his own at the Elite 11, aggy can't be happy about that. Even if he were already committed (and there is no guarantee he will be, either, of course), they would still feel the need to run down Card in order to feel the slightest bit of happiness.

That kind of existence holds an appeal for some folk, but I will never, ever understand why. I'd rather be a toll booth operator in Bangladesh than be an aggy.

Funny, that's exactly what you would be qualified for with one of those vaunted aggy degrees. 

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It amazes me that even though King is doing well enough on his own at the Elite 11, aggy can't be happy about that. Even if he were already committed (and there is no guarantee he will be, either, of course), they would still feel the need to run down Card in order to feel the slightest bit of happiness.

That kind of existence holds an appeal for some folk, but I will never, ever understand why. I'd rather be a toll booth operator in Bangladesh than be an aggy.

The best part of that is their use of 'he's a WR playing QB' to denigrate Card - ignoring that one of the best QB's in their history played WR.

33 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

The best part of that is their use of 'he's a WR playing QB' to denigrate Card - ignoring that one of the best QB's in their history played WR.

Well, maybe if Card marries a girl whose feet are bigger than Kentucky, they'll remember that.

46 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It amazes me that even though King is doing well enough on his own at the Elite 11, aggy can't be happy about that. Even if he were already committed (and there is no guarantee he will be, either, of course), they would still feel the need to run down Card in order to feel the slightest bit of happiness.

Part. And. Parcel.

Actually, they'd rather see us lose than see themselves win.  That's their thing.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

"Why don't recruits want to go to Texas?"

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The best part about this is Texas has the same number of 4/5*'s as aggy.  But don't tell them that.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The best part about this is Texas has the same number of 4/5*'s as aggy.  But don't tell them that.

You know they’ve sniffed out the reason why.

Would love to see Demas and Ringo go head to head. Too bad a&m never plays Georgia 

"I'm the lead expert on Xavion Alford's crystall balls," bragged Hamm Lite. No idea what that means or why it would even be worth mentioning.

Sounds like Jaylon Jones got beat a lot today 

Just now, Fud said:

Sounds like Jaylon Jones got beat a lot today 

It's almost like he's a safety or something.

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

woah woah woah woah.. are we just going to gloss over the fact that the two best in the business are collaborating together?!

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I dunno, how does any qb do when they've been ear holed?  I'm guessing that's a penalty so they get an automatic first down while a defender gets tossed.  But otherwise, in 3-4 years Card is probably going to be thicker and stronger so he can take a few hits. Unlike aggie, UT actually has other qbs.  

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