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21 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, maybe if Card marries a girl whose feet are bigger than Kentucky, they'll remember that.

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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The comp I liked the most was Clowney. Clowney is certainly athletic as hell, and when he hasn't been injured, has been a pretty damned good pro.

But in college? He had one good play and a lot of naps. If he's another Clowney, they shouldn't be happy about it at all.

True. If I were them, I'd hate to have someone who projects to Clowney's skill set. I mean who the fuck would want a DE that combined for 21 sacks, 35.5 TFls, and 8 FFs his first two years?  

 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

True. If I were them, I'd hate to have someone who projects to Clowney's skill set. I mean who the fuck would want a DE that combined for 21 sacks, 35.5 TFls, and 8 FFs his first two years?  

If you're going to nitpick, his sophomore year was easily his best. Roughly twice as productive as either his freshman or junior years. He was still a lazy fuck, though. Came nowhere near to meeting his potential.

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

If you're going to nitpick, his sophomore year was easily his best. Roughly twice as productive as either his freshman or junior years. He was still a lazy fuck, though. Came nowhere near to meeting his potential.

He had 36 tackles, 12 TFLs, 8 sacks, and 5 FFs his freshman year but sure. 

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If you're going to nitpick, his sophomore year was easily his best. Roughly twice as productive as either his freshman or junior years. He was still a lazy fuck, though. Came nowhere near to meeting his potential.

What makes you think Demas is a lazy fuck?

He's a no-doubt 5-star, but it is funny watching these hucksters talk themselves into thinking he's some sort of combination of Jerry Rice and Calvin Johnston

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He had 36 tackles, 12 TFLs, 8 sacks, and 5 FFs his freshman year but sure. 

17 solo. Jumped to 40 the next year. Dropped to 28 the next. Better than Taylor Bible, for sure. But not as good as Jadaveon Clowney should have been.

4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

What makes you think Demas is a lazy fuck?

He's a no-doubt 5-star, but it is funny watching these hucksters talk themselves into thinking he's some sort of combination of Jerry Rice and Calvin Johnston

I don't think he's lazy as fuck. I'm just saying the comparison is funny.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

An East Coast CB whose ranking is on a steady slide? Classic.

Turdition.

2 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Pendulum swing for Malik Jefferson. 

Except Demas is the real deal. 

4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

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7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

lulz. and the aggy boards want to talk about our OL getting overpowered? Aki was on skates. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

lulz. and the aggy boards want to talk about our OL getting overpowered? Aki was on skates. 

Maybe we can make a product for aTm lineman and fanboi's: Cube Skates. 

 

5 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

I'm still pissed we missed out on this kid. 

 

 

lot of Aggies are infectious

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1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

Except Demas is the real deal. 

I mean, we thought the same about Malik before he had ever played a down of college ball. He also ended up being a pretty damn good player.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

He also ended up being a pretty damn good player.

He also ended up being virtually nothing like what we thought he was going to be like. Predicting the future is a tricky business.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

He also ended up being virtually nothing like what we thought he was going to be like. Predicting the future is a tricky business.

he played out of position.. then the injuries.  Wish he came back for his Sr season this past year.. would have been a monster

 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At 7 on 7 in a camp...in frisco?

It's never too early for an aggy to learn to start behaving like a total dickhead.

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Ok, I do like that. Houston represent.

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

This board's dislike for Demas keeps getting weirder over time

Dallas people, man. So stuffy. So boring. Can't appreciate a little light taunting.

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Just now, Bodacious Bevo said:

This board's dislike for Demas keeps getting weirder over time

He's the one wearing the maroon shower cap, mate.

Karen still going. Jimbo is on the same trajectory as Saban. "It's showtime." "Why not the Aggies?"

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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen still going. Jimbo is on the same trajectory as Saban. "It's showtime." "Why not the Aggies?"

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5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

lulz. and the aggy boards want to talk about our OL getting overpowered? Aki was on skates. 

I actually really like Akinola, especially at center. Problem is, he not a tackle, and they need like three tackles in this class, and instead they have four interiors (although they won’t let Jefferson sign)

"Why not the Aggies?"

Just because 

I can think of about 80 reasons why not. 

44 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"Why not the Aggies?"

Just because 

As if a century of data doesn’t tell everyone the answer to this ridiculous question. 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Dallas people, man. So stuffy. So boring. Can't appreciate a little light taunting.

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One of the best celebrations of the World Cup, easily.

10 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

This board's dislike for Demas keeps getting weirder over time

Maybe because he’s getting closer and closer to being a full blown aggy? It’s really not that weird if you think about it a tiny bit.

aggy reacting to a UGA guy thinking aggy gets Evans

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Wait, North Shore hates aggy too? They don't exactly love Texas. Weird way for a big program to operate.

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I dont have any info on it, but I think there's a solid chance he ends up at aTm. I'm not sure why anyone would think otherwise at this point. As Fud said, unless he really just refuses to go to a team with more than a loss or two, which might be the case, I fail to see why aTm has less of a shot than anyone else if he values staying close to home. I don't think Texas will put up with his bullshit, so who are you left with?  aTm and LSU. 

He's probably going to Bama

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

He's probably going to Bama

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Just now, Fud said:

He's probably going to Bama

Yeah man, I understand where all the tea leaves are pointing and why, including his fat buddy, his exhibited personality traits and priorities, Texas's unlikely willingness to deal with his bullshit during his recruitment and Bama the most notable school left that can tell him to fuck off and not worry about repercussions, among other things, and all of it pointing to 'Bama at this time. But he also says he wants to stay closer to home, wants his grandma to see his games in person, etc. 

What I am trying to see is, if he ends up signing at aTm, I won't be that surprised. And I'll be less surprised than if he inked with Texas. 

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah man, I understand where all the tea leaves are pointing and why, including his fat buddy, his exhibited personality traits and priorities, Texas's unlikely willingness to deal with his bullshit during his recruitment and Bama the most notable school left that can tell him to fuck off and not worry about repercussions, among other things, and all of it pointing to 'Bama at this time. But he also says he wants to stay closer to home, wants his grandma to see his games in person, etc. 

What I am trying to see is, if he ends up signing at aTm, I won't be that surprised. And I'll be less surprised than if he inked with Texas. 

Wonder how far Tom is willing to go for Zach if Bijan goes elsewhere and Jase sticks to ou

3 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Wonder how far Tom is willing to go for Zach if Bijan goes elsewhere and Jase sticks to ou

Judging by last year's class, and all that wend down, and Herman's penchant for telling people the ugly truth I'd say not very fucking far. 

If Beck can't land Bijan, then we are going to have to hope a rising SR will want to play for Texas and that BC and Samples can work some magic because Drayton is going 0-fer again and has failed to keep a backup option warm again. So it's gonna fall to the rest of the staff. again. 

7 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Judging by last year's class, and all that wend down, and Herman's penchant for telling people the ugly truth I'd say not very fucking far. 

If Beck can't land Bijan, then we are going to have to hope a rising SR will want to play for Texas and that BC and Samples can work some magic because Drayton is going 0-fer again and has failed to keep a backup option warm again. So it's gonna fall to the rest of the staff. again. 

SIgh..... Then we do this same song and dance with Wheaton next summer?

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