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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And finally it all got too much for Damon

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Good luck asking aggy to keep the slurs out. 

Gotta love how Karen rushes in ovaries ablazing, insulting the manhood of every poster who criticizes Jimbo and then feigns taking the high road in the very next post. God, I'm glad she's part of aggy now. She fits them so perfectly. 

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Gotta love how Karen rushes in ovaries ablazing, insulting the manhood of every poster who criticizes Jimbo and then feigns taking the high road in the very next post. God, I'm glad she's part of aggy now. She fits them so perfectly. 

I mean today has just been one big Elmo meme

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The most hardcore of them (who have weirdly astronomical names - Big Bang and Higgs Boson) are busy constructing an alternate universe

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Don’t trigger Karen. She’s going to have a flashback to the first time. It was probably in the back of a covered wagon 

Karen, the violation is talking to the coaches. Not just stepping foot on campus.

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Hoping he’s shitting on our dedicated war memorial jibes well with demanding that nobody walks on their field except for football team and milk men. 

Since no one at 247 bought into her conspiracy theory she's revived her TexAgs account

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Unfortunately they think she's batshit, too

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen, the violation is talking to the coaches. Not just stepping foot on campus.

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Hello ncaa?  I have evidence that a high school senior took a trip to a city in which a university under his consideration for post secondary education is located. I also have reason to believe he will actually go to the campus of this university...during a football dead period!

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hello ncaa?  I have evidence that a high school senior took a trip to a city in which a university under his consideration for post secondary education is located. I also have reason to believe he will actually go to the campus of this university...during a football dead period!

And he's in a Gold Trans Am!!!

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes yes yes

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Well folks, Mamas wrong again

11 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

And he's in a Gold Trans Am!!!

That we bought him. -aggy

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We need to let Herman know about this. He needs to know the rules. I’m going to get my top guy on it.


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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hello ncaa?  I have evidence

It’s in this bag right here. Just push aside those fat stacks of cash. They’re for Nunya Business 

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hello ncaa?  I have evidence that a high school senior took a trip to a city in which a university under his consideration for post secondary education is located. I also have reason to believe he will actually go to the campus of this university...during a football dead period!

Ma’am, aren’t you the lady that is renting vans and driving potential recruits to camps?  (Dialtone)

8 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

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We need to let Herman know about this. He needs to know the rules. I’m going to get my top guy on it.


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Recruits are barred from stepping foot on any collegiate campus? Maybe she's just confused about Aggy's Nazi grass rules.

She's about to break down (well, more than usual)

 
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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They just cannot get the appeal of UT and Austin

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You look at those 30,000+ hotel rooms over there. Just full of paper mache dummies like Escape from Alcatraz 

8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Ma’am, aren’t you the lady that is renting vans and driving potential recruits to camps?  (Dialtone)

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I truly hope that wacky bitch is part of the reason the get popped next time.  There’s plenty of shit all over the net to tie her back to whatever as well.  I cannot fathom how the AD hasn’t shut that shit down.  

26 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I truly hope that wacky bitch is part of the reason the get popped next time.  There’s plenty of shit all over the net to tie her back to whatever as well.  I cannot fathom how the AD hasn’t shut that shit down.  

Smoke and mirrors.

Ay surly's back and I finally finished this season of Stranger Things while it was down. Let's catch up with @Longhornfrenzy, Karen, and the crew's finest from the upside down (aka the agosphere).

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Uh oh they're turning on Karen

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More Karen vs the world angst. And he is NOT Leal, ok guys? Just close your eyes to the world and live in your safe aggy-approved bubble

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We have the most momentum guys! We are the most specialest! The haters and losers, of which there are many, are just scared of us and want to see us fail!

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So according to Karen, if Broughton sets foot on the aggy campus to bass fish in a sewer treatment retaining pond tomorrow, that is an NCAA violation?

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So according to Karen, if Broughton sets foot on the aggy campus to bass fish in a sewer treatment retaining pond tomorrow, that is an NCAA violation?

That broad hasn’t espoused a lucid thought since the Chester Arthur administration. Her working knowledge of the NCAA recruiting rule book is thinner than her geriatric hairline. 

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Uh oh they're turning on Karen

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Coming strong with the Stranger things gifs tonight. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That broad hasn’t espoused a lucid thought since the Chester Arthur administration. Her working knowledge of the NCAA recruiting rule book is thinner than her geriatric hairline. 

I laughed. 

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What is this talent they keep harping on.

Since Jimbo took over

For being in a supposed LOS league, they have exactly 3 commits/signees that were/are .9300 or higher along both lines.

They have 7 skill position players, 5 of which are WRs, when they play 2 for the majority of the snaps, and most of those WRs play the same position.

They 5 have DB's that rate at that level and all of them are S's.

During the same time period, Herman has collected.

Ingram, Eagles, Moore, Woodard, Smith, Washington, Whittington, Liebrock, Johnson, Angilau, Coburn, Overshown, Sterns, Foster, Adeoye, Cook, Jamison, Green, Floyd, Gbenda, Owens, Watson, Card, Garth, Parr, Majors, Dorbah, and Jackson.

So 28 kids at .9300+ vs. 13.

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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

What is this talent they keep harping on.

Since Jimbo took over

For being in a supposed LOS league, they have exactly 3 commits/signees that were/are .9300 or higher.

They have 7 skill position players, 5 of which are WRs, when they play 2 for the majority of the snaps, and most of those WRs play the same position.

They 5 have DB's that rate at that level and all of them are S's.

During the same time period, Herman has collected.

Ingram, Eagles, Moore, Woodard, Smith, Washington, Whittington, Liebrock, Johnson, Angilau, Coburn, Overshown, Sterns, Foster, Adeoye, Cook, Jamison, Green, Floyd, Gbenda, Owens, Watson, Card, Garth, Parr, Majors, Dorbah, and Jackson.

So 28 kids at .9300+ vs. 13.

You’re obviously not using the Luicci 44. They actually have way better players than us. 

They legit think that Leal and Green are going to hold down the lines by themselves.

5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

What is this talent they keep harping on.

Since Jimbo took over

For being in a supposed LOS league, they have exactly 3 commits/signees that were/are .9300 or higher along both lines.

They have 7 skill position players, 5 of which are WRs, when they play 2 for the majority of the snaps, and most of those WRs play the same position.

They 5 have DB's that rate at that level and all of them are S's.

During the same time period, Herman has collected.

Ingram, Eagles, Moore, Woodard, Smith, Washington, Whittington, Liebrock, Johnson, Angilau, Coburn, Overshown, Sterns, Foster, Adeoye, Cook, Jamison, Green, Floyd, Gbenda, Owens, Watson, Card, Garth, Parr, Majors, Dorbah, and Jackson.

So 28 kids at .9300+ vs. 13.

This right here.  Texags tells them what they want to hear so much they believe it.  

Just a matter of time before Karen starts ringing recruits door bells asking them to commit and hanging around bathroom stalls to get the scoop.

Who is this Karen lady again?  Someone who was connected with Jimbo at FSU and who followed him to A&M?

11 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Who is this Karen lady again?  Someone who was connected with Jimbo at FSU and who followed him to A&M?

She is Jimbo's half sister from West Virginia.  Since his wife left him he watches Karen get laid.  

19 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

She is Jimbo's half sister from West Virginia.  Since his wife left him he watches Karen get laid.  

I just assumed he was fucking her, himself, being from West Virginia and all.

3 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

I just assumed he was fucking her, himself, being from West Virginia and all.

A fair assumption, but you’re missing something be key piece of information: Jimbo doesnt fuck anything. He just watches while his females get run train on by his athletes. 

Karen “works” for Jimbo’s charity. She also is a booster who contacts recruits and their families, takes them to games, shuttles recruits to visits. She is also obsessed with Jimbo in a very unhealthy way. 

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