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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen “works” for Jimbo’s charity. She also is a booster who contacts recruits and their families, takes them to games, shuttles recruits to visits. She is also obsessed with Jimbo in a very unhealthy way. 

This is her? 

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9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

That broad hasn’t espoused a lucid thought since the Chester Arthur administration. Her working knowledge of the NCAA recruiting rule book is thinner than her geriatric hairline. 

I think we are all under selling the fact that Jimbo took Vernon fishing. Karen seems to be the only one giving this the proper weight in the recruitment. She clearly knows that something magical happened in that retaining pond.

Longposts rationalizing about how losing Broughton is a-ok

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15 hours ago, texifornia said:

And finally it all got too much for Damon

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More beautiful infighting, in which Karen is actually the voice of reason? Weird.

Also this sentence: "Recruiting against the homo's [sic] (nothing wrong with that as long as they give me 20 feet of personal space)..."

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For those of you that demand that Jimbo earns his money, let him play head to head against herman instead of this border war bullshit.

Um, yeah. Let us know how that would turn out.

 

Karen bathing in the adulation of the Facebook tards. Mama Broughton has since posted an arky edit, and also per Sayles she's in Chicago, not in ATX with Vernon

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I thought she left the scoop, or is this some other facebook page for aggy? Damn, this fucking bitch can not live without the adulation of others. It's really fucking sad her need for social media to give her love she obviously never found in a real relationship.

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

I just assumed he was fucking her, himself, being from West Virginia and all.

A fair assumption, but you’re missing something be key piece of information: Jimbo doesnt fuck anything. He just watches while his females get run train on by his athletes. 

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I thought she left the scoop, or is this some other facebook page for aggy? Damn, this fucking bitch can not live without the adulation of others. It's really fucking sad her need for social media to give her love she obviously never found in a real relationship.

Sheesh, millenials, am I right?

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sheesh, millenials, am I right?

This isn't a millennial problem. Social media doesn't age discriminate.

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Also this sentence: "Recruiting against the homo's [sic] (nothing wrong with that as long as they give me 20 feet of personal space)..."

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He only lets homos within 20 feet of him?

Wow. Very progressive for an aggy.

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen bathing in the adulation of the Facebook tards. Mama Broughton has since posted an arky edit, and also per Sayles she's in Chicago, not in ATX with Vernon

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Aggie Avenger? More like Kaptain Karen Khaos. 

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If we get Broughton, we will have more 4/5* recruits than aggy.

So if we do end up with Broughton, aggy is already spinning that he will start immediately on our crappy Big 12 line, while he would be buried behind stacks of SEC D-line talent at aggy. They are really something special.

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Thank God she’s not South Austin’s mom.  All of Surly would have Syphilis by now.

Hey now, that one hurt.

41 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

So if we do end up with Broughton, aggy is already spinning that he will start immediately on our crappy Big 12 line, while he would be buried behind stacks of SEC D-line talent at aggy. They are really something special.

Again, we have recruited a lot more talent on the lines than they have.  They do have a lot more short fat asses.  

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

He only lets homos within 20 feet of him?

Wow. Very progressive for an aggy.

It's not out of prejudice. It's because he fears that without that 20 feet separation he'd be forced to drop to his knees and whip out said homo's penis and give it a good tongue bath. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Also this sentence: "Recruiting against the homo's [sic] (nothing wrong with that as long as they give me 20 feet of personal space)..."

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I've got a couple of good friends / neighbors who would love to meet him. Gay as three dollar bills. Also a rare breed: alumni of the Corps who actually served multiple tours of duty, and would more than likely pound him to death's door without breaking a sweat.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've got a couple of good friends / neighbors who would love to meet him. Gay as three dollar bills. Also a rare breed: alumni of the Corps who actually served multiple tours of duty, and would more than likely pound him to death's door without breaking a sweat.

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Ignoring both Luicci and Taylor Hamm(whose only source is the FWK) saying it is over is a bold strategy.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

A fair assumption, but you’re missing something be key piece of information: Jimbo doesnt fuck anything. He just watches while his females get run train on by his athletes. 

I see your point. I just assumed none of his players would bang MeMaw and he’d do the dirty work himself. 

Any physical contact with Meemaw is by definition charitable. So Jimbo’s charity should do the dirty deed. 

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6 hours ago, Chili dog said:

I just assumed he was fucking her, himself, being from West Virginia and all.

Just like they did in Key Largo?

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Resignation is upon them

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I like the "he'll reconsider when the sips lose 3-4 games this year" line.

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I like the "he'll reconsider when the sips lose 3-4 games this year" line.

duh, he would much rather play for an 8-5 aggy team ya stupid sip

27 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Just like they did in Key Largo?

He put his key in her gato largo. 

16 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

duh, he would much rather play for an 8-5 aggy team ya stupid sip

Those losses are SEC good.  

Karen, what's gotta be septupling down at this point

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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've got a couple of good friends / neighbors who would love to meet him. Gay as three dollar bills. Also a rare breed: alumni of the Corps who actually served multiple tours of duty, and would more than likely pound him to death's door without breaking a sweat.

So, Corps fag Vs Corps fag.  I've got 100 on the Corps fag in the 3rd.  Just because you were in the Corps doesn't mean you can fight. Take that however you will.

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1 minute ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

So, Corps fag Vs Corps fag.  I've got 100 on the Corps fag in the 3rd.  Just because you were in the Corps doesn't mean you can fight. Take that however you will.

That would be true. In fact, most of the time, I'd say membership in the corps proves you're likely to be a bit of a pushover. But there are a few of them who do go on and actually join the real military.

She’s an aggy treasure. Shine on you crazy diamond.


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