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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Karen left self-respect in the rearview mirror a long, long,...,long time ago

15 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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16 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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What a fucking lunatic

That pic should make it back to the ag boards and she should be shunned and ostracized for this behavior. But she won't be because she found the only fanbase more embarrassing than she is.

Her constant need for attention on social media is embarrassing. I can't imagine how bad her relationships were.

56 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I’m assuming he ignored her. 

I am curious as to Kitan’s contribution to the conversation. 

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Meemaw: "He's coming here. I gave him a Trans Am. That's never not worked."

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Meemaw: "He's coming here. I gave him a Trans Am. That's never not worked."

It probably would have worked this time, too.... except she left a pair of her own panties on the front seat.

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Her simply showing up on that chat and behaving the way the screenshot intimates invalidates all of her propaganda about Fisher having things on lock down. She’s pleading with him to see things her way. Grim.  

44 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

That pic should make it back to the ag boards and she should be shunned and ostracized for this behavior. But she won't be because she found the only fanbase more embarrassing than she is.

If any of them had two brain cells interconnected, they could ask her why she would ask that to broughton if she’s really as confident as she has been on their boards. 

Karen to aggy boards:  he’s an aggy book it

karen to broughton:  why do you want to play for Tom herman?

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8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It probably would have worked this time, too.... except she left a pair of her own panties on the front seat.

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Panties, nah.  She has been wearing Depends for about five years.  

9 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It probably would have worked this time, too.... except she left a pair of her own Depends on the front seat.

 

fify.

(lemon beat me to it. Sorry.)

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58 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Her simply showing up on that chat and behaving the way the screenshot intimates invalidates all of her propaganda about Fisher having things on lock down. She’s pleading with him to see things her way. Grim.  

I'm sure his mom's digging this.

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The backlash against her by aggy when she is wrong on Broughton will be Hamm level good

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

MAJOR violation

To be involved with Jimbo's charity and  messaging recruits on IG seems like a pretty blatant violation.

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The backlash against her by aggy when she is wrong on Broughton will be Hamm level good

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If anyone knows major violations, it's Meemaw.

This dude has a broad definition of "disrespecting women"

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2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Jimbo's ex is a charity.

Why because everyone gives it to her?

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

To be involved with Jimbo's charity and  messaging recruits on IG seems like a pretty blatant violation.

Someone should call her on this even if it’s not a violation. 

"That interloper bitch from Florida has embarrassed the spirit of aggyland by her weird creepy tweets.  You don't get to be aggy unless you have banged a pot, jacked spunk in a communal jar, stacked a bunch of logs when you should be in class, whooped, and of course never been licked."  --John Sharp (we don't need no stinkin' alcohol).

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This dude has a broad definition of "disrespecting women"

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17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The backlash against her by aggy when she is wrong on Broughton will be Hamm level good

Just remember the FSU reaction to her when Jimbo went to aggy, they hated her. My guess is aggy will hate her even more once Jimbo leaves for LSU.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Just remember the FSU reaction to her when Jimbo went to aggy, they hated her. My guess is aggy will hate her even more once Jimbo leaves for LSU.

Gonna need someone to document and record all over her anti LSU tweets now for when that day comes... @Longhornfrenzy

I have lived among people who honestly believe that fishing with blood-bait for whatever bottom-feeding scavengers manage to stay alive in the filthy ditch-waters in Brazos County is some kind of high honor, provided you do it in the presence of an overpaid hobbit who knows little about football and less about how to satisfy a woman.

I have lived among them, and glory be, hallelujah, I have survived to tell the tale.

Holy fuck, are these yokels ridiculous.

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

There needs to be a documentary on her relationship with Jimbo.

No. I can't take an hour of Jimbo masturbating in a corner while Meemaw fucks his recruits.

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have lived among people who honestly believe that fishing with blood-bait for whatever bottom-feeding scavengers manage to stay alive in the filthy ditch-waters in Brazos County is some kind of high honor, provided you do it in the presence of an overpaid hobbit who knows little about football and less about how to satisfy a woman.

I have lived among them, and glory be, hallelujah, I have survived to tell the tale.

Holy fuck, are these yokels ridiculous.

That is poetry!  Like VY said, "It's so beautiful."

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5 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

There needs to be a documentary on her relationship with Jimbo.

What if I told you, a woman would follow a cuck across the country, tweeting at recruits and committing major NCAA violations along the way. All in the name of unrequited love...30 for 30 presents Jimbo and the Bag Hag

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1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jimbo has actually gazed lovingly at  Meemaw's taint.  Just ponder that.  

Pass. 

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

How does one fall that hard for Jimbo?

There is little doubt in my mind they have slept together.

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

How does one fall that hard for Jimbo?

One gets paid. Or brain-damaged. Whatever it takes.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

There is little doubt in my mind they have slept together.

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4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jimbo has actually gazed lovingly at  Meemaw's taint.  Just ponder that.  

Mee maws face while Jimbo throws the horse radish on her 70 year old roast beef 🥴

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Sheesh, millenials, am I right?

I was about to say... this is exhibit A why boomers and older ruined FB and social media.

The TRUE first emotion generation. 

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Mee maws face while Jimbo throws the horse radish on her 70 year old roast beef 🥴

"Feels like an Arby's night."

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