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55 minutes ago, futureman said:

“apparently the sip staff really pushed the ‘a&m is racist’ angle.”

we did?

Rich from the team pushing Vodka Tom is a stripper loving coke head. 

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes yes yes. Put it in my veins.

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Hysterical

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes yes yes. Put it in my veins.

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I've always found it incredible that aggy can find the 3* players who ARE cut out for Big Boy Ball in the SEC and luckily pass on all the 4 and 5* players who aren't cut out for Big Boy Ball in the SEC.  It's really an impressive characteristic they have and it must be a reason they're so dominant.

More Looch: "It's a pretty heinous move by Tom Herman and his staff" LOL

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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes yes yes. Put it in my veins.

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He needed to clarify that it's only big boy ball if the SEC team wants to play in that game.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

More Looch: "It's a pretty heinous move by Tom Herman and his staff" LOL

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This is rich coming from a  guy that uses racial tropes whenever discussing Carrington.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

More Looch: "It's a pretty heinous move by Tom Herman and his staff" LOL

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As far as what I have been told, if Looch is in fact murdering small children - for any reason, not just one reason - it's a pretty heinous move.

How can someone think that the Big XII prepares a DT for the NFL? Well, NFL starter Poona Ford would like a word, to start with...

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

How can someone think that the Big XII prepares a DT for the NFL? Well, NFL starter Poona Ford would like a word, to start with...

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Anyone who actually tries to accuse schools of paying/outbidding is seriously a sissy.  To be fair, Ive seen posters on here that are guilty of it too.  But just generally speaking, that's such a low-hanging fruit and a cop out analysis for why one school lost a recruit to another.  Either no school does it or every school does it, so get over it. 

While it's pretty undeniable that aggy is essentially unrepentantly racist (would a non-racist institution lionize Sul Ross? I'm thinking not), it's also a stretch to think that this had anything to do with Vernon Broughton's recruiting experience. The kid has visited them how many times, exactly? Certainly more than enough to make up his own mind about how comfortable or not he would be while going to school there.

No, the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Broughton is probably not going to reject Texas A&M because they are racists; no, he is going to reject them because they suck.

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes yes yes. Put it in my veins.

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And there it is!!!

Nice to see all these fresh new posters here to sort things out. 

Just now, IllHaveWhatRickysHaving said:

Just once I want a recruit to come out and say "yeah I really didn't want to live in that shitty, bumfuck town" and hear what Looch's spin would be.

Their coaches shamefully negative recruited majestic college station. 

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes yes yes. Put it in my veins.

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He's right. It was truly a miracle that we were able to curbstomp UGA with all those players that weren't cut out to play Big Boy Ball in the SEC. 

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Just now, Burt Macklin said:

He's right. It was truly a miracle that we were able to curbstomp UGA with all those players that weren't cut out to play Big Boy Ball in the SEC. 

What are you talking about? We barely beat them.

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

How can someone think that the Big XII prepares a DT for the NFL? Well, NFL starter Poona Ford would like a word, to start with...

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Michael Sam was the SEC (co) Defensive Player of the Year and was drafted in the seventh round

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Their coaches shamefully negative recruited majestic college station. 

You kidding?  That empty trophy room recruits itself.  Why just this past year, they pasted NC State for what bowl was it?  Never mind, they got a trophy for it somewhere.  Want to see it?  

At least now we know that a motivated team of guys not good enough for the sec can beat a team of unmotivated guys that are sec ready

12 minutes ago, IllHaveWhatRickysHaving said:

pass on all the 4 and 5* players who aren't cut out for Big Boy Ball in the SEC ... 

a la Joseph Ossai. 

*Watches the Sugar Bowl vs Big Boy Ball SEC opponent*

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13 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

While it's pretty undeniable that aggy is essentially unrepentantly racist (would a non-racist institution lionize Sul Ross? I'm thinking not), it's also a stretch to think that this had anything to do with Vernon Broughton's recruiting experience. The kid has visited them how many times, exactly? Certainly more than enough to make up his own mind about how comfortable or not he would be while going to school there.

 

"Ok, guys. We have recruits coming in for visits this weekend. If we can all put away the robes and hoods before they get..."

"Oh, hey, you're early."

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We heinous cause they anus

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DL in the NFL Aggy:  Myles Garrett, Daeshon Hall, Damontre Moore, Von Miller and Daylon Mack.

DL in the NFL Longhorns:  Malcom Brown, Poona Ford, Hassan Ridgeway,  Alex Okafor, Brian Orakpo (just retired), Charles O.  

aggy is full of shit once again.  Turdition.  

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

DL in the NFL Aggy:  Myles Garrett, Daeshon Hall, Damontre Moore, Von Miller and Daylon Mack.

DL in the NFL Longhorns:  Malcom Brown, Poona Ford, Hassan Ridgeway,  Alex Okafor, Brian Orakpo (just retired), Charles O.  

aggy is full of shit once again.  Turdition.  

Do we mention that is during one of the worst decades in Texas history, including a year with zero draft picks?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Yes, and I think Dashon Hall was playing for  the defunct San Antonio squad in the spring.  

Look, if the ONLY thing you have accomplished in football since 1939 are players getting into the NFL, then you are going to make that your top talking point. Who cares if you haven’t done jack shit on the field with all that amazing NFL talent? Once again, aggy can’t see the sheep’s ass behind the glory hole. 

You can't count Von Miller because he played in the Big 12. He was too afraid of playing big boy SEC football.

Just a wild guess that young Mr. Broughton has thoughts and opinions about racism, and likely even a good idea about how to deal with it. I don't think Broughton would think too highly of Loochie's suggestion that one stupid youtube video caused him to decide which University to attend. Loochie is a goddamned disgrace, even for aggy.

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1 hour ago, IllHaveWhatRickysHaving said:

I've always found it incredible that aggy can find the 3* players who ARE cut out for Big Boy Ball in the SEC and luckily pass on all the 4 and 5* players who aren't cut out for Big Boy Ball in the SEC.  It's really an impressive characteristic they have and it must be a reason they're so dormant.

Fify...

I’ll never understand why Looch decides to personally attack Texas coaches. He did it with Brown, Strong, and now he’s doing it with Herman. No one else in the business does that.

57 minutes ago, texifornia said:

More Looch: "It's a pretty heinous move by Tom Herman and his staff" LOL

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lol@this piece of shit trying to act like he all of a sudden covers Rice athletics. This dude helps his AD cheat, facilitated Manziels drug use in college and as a proud sec pay4play enabler calls us out for "maybe" making cruits aware of what aggie is about.

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

lol@this piece of shit trying to act like he all of a sudden covers Rice athletics. This dude helps his AD cheat, facilitated Manziels drug use in college and as a proud sec pay4play enabler calls us out for "maybe" making cruits aware of what aggie is about.

As if Jimbo et al didn't negatively recruit Texas and Herman after all the Zach Smith stuff came out.  Liucci can GTFO with this bullshit.  You use what's at your disposal to recruit a kid.  

27 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

DL in the NFL Aggy:  Myles Garrett, Daeshon Hall, Damontre Moore, Von Miller and Daylon Mack.

DL in the NFL Longhorns:  Malcom Brown, Poona Ford, Hassan Ridgeway,  Alex Okafor, Brian Orakpo (just retired), Charles O.  

aggy is full of shit once again.  Turdition.  

Daeshon Hall sucked so bad he was cut from the Panthers the year after he was drafted. So there's that...

Do these idiots not realize that you make money on your 2nd NFL contract, ever since they started slotting picks?

pretty sure when a black recruit and his family hear "hey look how racist them other schools is, you all oughta pick US!!!!" from a middle-aged white football coach, the reaction is not "thanks for saving us from them!!!!" 

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Bingo. They did and their fan base uses the term tittybarTom every chance they get.

I personally think it's hilarious. Makes him a fucking legend. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I personally think it's hilarious. Makes him a fucking legend. 

Exactly.  Much better to be a guy who enjoys stewardesses and dancers than a cuckold whose wife bangs the whole tennis squad.

23 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I’ll never understand why Looch decides to personally attack Texas coaches. He did it with Brown, Strong, and now he’s doing it with Herman. No one else in the business does that.

80 years of failure for them while we've won 10 major national titles in that time frame.  He's a complete loser lunatic.

edit: Also, to the aggy chump who says "Big Boy SEC football", 40% of your wins since joining the league have come against cupcakes from the Group of 5 mid majors as well as FCS pansies.  Big boys indeed.

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46 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He's right. It was truly a miracle that we were able to curbstomp UGA with all those players that weren't cut out to play Big Boy Ball in the SEC. 

 

45 minutes ago, Machinator said:

What are you talking about? We barely beat them.

Well, while I wouldn't say curb stomped them, though the game was not as close as the score would indicate.

It's all academic anyway because uga didn't want to be there in the first place.

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