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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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12 hours ago, Machinator said:

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That coin thing is the most jawdroppingly pathetic aggy thing yet.  It's as if there's a limbo bar of existential imbecility that aggy never has trouble sliding under.

6 minutes ago, cafe society said:

That coin thing is the most jawdroppingly pathetic aggy thing yet.  It's as if there's a limbo bar of existential imbecility that aggy never has trouble sliding under.

You're mistaken: he wants to put that Maroon coin in his ass (all day). It's a matter of sliding in, not under.

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Both Seth and Steve are on the radio show during football season. 

Is Steve I think still running a McDonald's up 45? Did he ever get deer on the menu like he wanted?

11 minutes ago, Viper said:

Is Steve I think still running a McDonald's up 45? Did he ever get deer on the menu like he wanted?

He tried working out a deal with John but he declined. He went with Kubota IIRC.

1 hour ago, Viper said:

Is Steve I think still running a McDonald's up 45? Did he ever get deer on the menu like he wanted?

It's actually at 2920 @ Cypress Rosehill 

7 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

McKinney did get his ass whipped and his face bloodied by some aggy on aggy violence after he started some shit with Tech and the marching goal post boys.  

I can promise you this: Steve McKinney got his ass whipped for 4 straight quarters his senior year as a DE at Clear Lake by a wild sophomore A-back throwing crab blocks and crackback blocks on counters and off tackles all night. Clear Lake was beating us 55-0 when he grabbed me and attempted to punch me through my face mask. He’s as shitty an aggie as there ever has been. I’ve done a lot of things and been a lot of places, and I still cherish making that fat fucker lose his temper. 

 

Top 5 commits for aggy:  WR, DB, QB, WR, WR.  That's a bdf-like class if I've ever seen one.

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Top 5 commits for aggy:  WR, DB, QB, WR, WR.  That's a bdf-like class if I've ever seen one.

Line. Of. Scrimmage. League.

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11 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Just tell him you slept with his wife...

You mean he slept they wife?

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I can promise you this: Steve McKinney got his ass whipped for 4 straight quarters his senior year as a DE at Clear Lake by a wild sophomore A-back throwing crab blocks and crackback blocks on counters and off tackles all night. Clear Lake was beating us 55-0 when he grabbed me and attempted to punch me through my face mask. He’s as shitty an aggie as there ever has been. I’ve done a lot of things and been a lot of places, and I still cherish making that fat fucker lose his temper. 

 

I just can’t imagine someone wanting to punch you in the face.

11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m curious what acceptable fine dining establishment you think exists and he should have graced with his presence in longview, tx?

DQ for crisesake!

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

I just can’t imagine someone wanting to punch you in the face.

It’s a true rarity, to be certain. 

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I can promise you this: Steve McKinney got his ass whipped for 4 straight quarters his senior year as a DE at Clear Lake by a wild sophomore A-back throwing crab blocks and crackback blocks on counters and off tackles all night. Clear Lake was beating us 55-0 when he grabbed me and attempted to punch me through my face mask. He’s as shitty an aggie as there ever has been. I’ve done a lot of things and been a lot of places, and I still cherish making that fat fucker lose his temper. 

 

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12 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

I'd do Pizza King or Dudley's.

I forgot about Dudley’s. Damn it’s been a long time. 

I'll grant you it's been 30 years since I was in Longview, but from my recollection, the best thing to eat there is a sack lunch.

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So a team full of 5-7 players didnt gey drafted and none of Herman's sophomore players got drafted?
Liucci makes money by telling a bunch of retards what they want to hear.  
And when they win 7 or 8 games again, he will just give it a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯and say the same shit next year, realizing they never will catch on to him.
3 hours ago, Horndog said:

You mean he slept they wife?

No, I said it right the first time. 

I'll grant you it's been 30 years since I was in Longview, but from my recollection, the best thing to eat there is a sack lunch.
4 or 5 great places to eat have been named.

Their small thin crust sausage pizza with a dinner salad with house made dressing and a beer is greatness.
13 minutes ago, markstanco said:
19 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:
Liucci makes money by telling a bunch of retards what they want to hear.  

And when they win 7 or 8 games again, he will just give it a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯and say the same shit next year, realizing they never will catch on to him.

Looch has been selling the same story for 25 years. “The Aggys are about to be a championship team. This coach is different. The big bad longhorns manipulate the media. The longhorn coach is dogshit. Aggys recruit better.” It is the same routine through 5 fucking coaches. The fact that those oxygen thieves continue to listen to him speaks volumes about their intelligence and rampant inadequacy complex. 

Longhorn “reporters” are some of the most hated and distrusted people by Longhorn fans.

 

15 hours ago, EE2B said:


No shit, he should’ve gone to Jucy’s or Butcher Shop.

 

15 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

I'd do Pizza King or Dudley's.

 

14 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Pretty much cannot stand East Texas.  But my wife is from Longview.  The town has been growing steadily for decades, as has the economy there.  Oil fields plus Eastman Chemical, Letorneau and the rail business.

And Bodacious BBQ on Mobberly is elite.

Leon’s Steakhouse. Best steaks in the area 

15 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Pretty much cannot stand East Texas.  But my wife is from Longview.  The town has been growing steadily for decades, as has the economy there.  Oil fields plus Eastman Chemical, Letorneau and the rail business.

And Bodacious BBQ on Mobberly is elite.

Concur on Bodacious .  Their brisket is second to none.

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Impossible.   Only a three star.  

3 star wr, but 5 star cb you stupid sip

Looch has been selling the same story for 25 years. “The Aggys are about to be a championship team. This coach is different. The big bad longhorns manipulate the media. The longhorn coach is dogshit. Aggys recruit better.” It is the same routine through 5 fucking coaches. The fact that those oxygen thieves continue to listen to him speaks volumes about their intelligence and rampant inadequacy complex. 
Longhorn “reporters” are some of the most hated and distrusted people by Longhorn fans.
 

Yes could you imagine longhorns on a texas board saying shit like ..thanks chip for all you do for us... thats what I like about kirk bohls, he loves the program and loves herman, a true horn fan!
Or kirk sayin “Tom” and the Longhorns are scouring the country bringing in top talent which is sending shock waves thru norman and Tuscaloosa. I was told by an anonymous fellow coach that Coach Nick Saban is worried about what Tom is building here in Austin.
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3 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:


Yes could you imagine longhorns on a texas board saying shit like ..thanks chip for all you do for us... thats what I like about kirk bohls, he loves the program and loves herman, a true horn fan!
Or kirk sayin “Tom” and the Longhorns are scouring the country bringing in top talent which is sending shock waves thru norman and Tuscaloosa. I was told by an anonymous fellow coach that Coach Nick Saban is worried about what Tom is building here in Austin.
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There’s not many truth tellers around that program.

16 hours ago, cafe society said:

That coin thing is the most jawdroppingly pathetic aggy thing yet.  It's as if there's a limbo bar of existential imbecility that aggy never has trouble sliding under.

How soon you forget their engraving of the lsu score on their bowl rings 

5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Places I'll never eat at talk not going away

Cue Stanco to tell us about weekends in Mt. Vernon.

15 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Cue Stanco to tell us about weekends in Mt. Vernon.

He’s too busy telling us Van Fillinger is really a shitty prospect/commit we shouldn’t be excited about all while sporting a Truth Dont Lie shirt. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s too busy telling us Van Fillinger is really a shitty prospect/commit we shouldn’t be excited about all while sporting a Truth Dont Lie shirt. 

He can probably give a hot take on the Dixie Chicken menu.  

But Brendan Fraser is a goofy delight for the whole family. I would never let children be exposed to aggy without proper adult supervision.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Pool party attendees

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I'd predict Wheaton "car trouble" if Samples was still at Texas. I suppose it could still happen. 

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20 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This guy is visiting them this upcoming weekend, potential commit?  He's the WR that Linguist offered as a DB.

https://247sports.com/player/seth-jones-46050801/

Perroni and Sayles think Seth Jones is going to Baylor. Very recent CB picks: https://247sports.com/PlayerInstitution/Seth-Jones-at-St-Pius-X-210490/CurrentExpertPredictions/

Is Chef Price’ s BBQ where Demas committed last year?  Hope we don’t see any out of nowhere commit$ like Wheaton or some other top targets. 

Yes aggy is the complete envy of college football. So accomplished.

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