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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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The Athletic just changed its name to Fox News. 

What.A.Joke.

 

Aggy is hot and ready to get ridden by their SEC brethren after that fluff piece. 

The Athletic joined forces with Texags last week. I cancelled my subscription.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

How much is a sub to Texags?  

lofl

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4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

How much is a sub to Texags?  

$12.99/mo and a jar of jizz

31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'll cross post this with the main board thread because, well, I prefer not spend that much time on the football board. That being said, fucking enjoy this masterpiece of horseshit:

https://theathletic.com/1091572/2019/07/24/lucky-no-13-how-texas-am-stepped-out-of-the-longhorns-shadow-and-became-the-lone-star-states-sec-program/?source=dailyemail

 

 

My computer now has AIDS after opening that.  

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

$12.99/mo and a jar of jizz

$7.99 a month if you let Liucci give you a reach around while you wear a Johnny Football jersey.  

Just wonder how many, and who dumbo will trapdoor to get ten more recruits?

Nice bullshit PR.  Left out the parts about flat out lying on the way out.  Demanding extra money and then stabbing the conference in the back.  Blaming Texas for their decision.  

30 minutes ago, Machinator said:

$12.99/mo and a jar of jizz

And your dignity and soul

I don’t feel like the article accurately portrayed aggy as not being little sister to Texas.

BOMC tears. So delicious.

Also, not a human cube, so clearly a bad lineman. @Huckleberry to the burnt orange courtesy telephone.

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

BOMC tears. So delicious.

Also, not a human cube, so clearly a bad lineman. @Huckleberry to the burnt orange courtesy telephone.

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I'm not surprised these dipshits can't tell the difference between yesterday and today. 

No need to respond to those clowns. Already showed last year that Texas commits had no 247 bump, plus their preference for fat OL who will suck in college has already been well established.

Nevermind that Karic is still over 100 spots lower than he was when he first got rated, and the 247 ratings are starting to stabilize. Currently it only shows a 68 spot increase after all the updates yesterday, which take a few days to work there way through the entire database.

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No need to respond to those clowns. Already showed last year that Texas commits had no 247 bump, plus their preference for fat OL who will suck in college has already been well established. 

Jimbo is known for his O-lines.

We have 11 2020 commits. Everyone above us has 14+ commits. A&M has 16 commits.

If we close well, the tears are going to be wonderful after surpassing them (same story every year). They will whine about some conspiracy, and fail to realize they continually fill up on bread early, every year, and then act like petulant children whining to mods about BOMC.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'll cross post this with the main board thread because, well, I prefer not spend that much time on the football board. That being said, fucking enjoy this masterpiece of horseshit:

https://theathletic.com/1091572/2019/07/24/lucky-no-13-how-texas-am-stepped-out-of-the-longhorns-shadow-and-became-the-lone-star-states-sec-program/?source=dailyemail

 

 

Cancelled.

14 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Jimbo is known for his O-lines.

This is actually true. A lot like the Congo is known for dengue fever.

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

How much is a sub to Texags?  

I'm pretty sure Looch is a sub to Texags...

48 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

We have 11 2020 commits. Everyone above us has 14+ commits. A&M has 16 commits.

If we close well, the tears are going to be wonderful after surpassing them (same story every year). They will whine about some conspiracy, and fail to realize they continually fill up on bread early, every year, and then act like petulant children whining to mods about BOMC.

They got the new coach bump in the 2019 class and now think that's how they will recruit every year.  Just like "beating" LSU at home in multiple OTs with a ton of help from the zebras means they now will beat Tigah every year. 

Anything bad that happens to them, no matter how many times in a row is an anomaly.  Anything good that happens to them once is the new normal.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A lot like the Congo is known for dengue fever. 

You misspelled Ebola.

4 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

He hasn't set it up yet, guys...   But he will.  Trust me.  We're somebody!

Maybe he looked at their all fat guard OL recruits from 2018-2020

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Maybe he looked at their all fat guard OL recruits from 2018-2020

More like he looked at the checks LSU and Georgia are offering. 

Disappointing that Staples is slapping his name on texags nonsense now

Just now, WBT said:

Disappointing that Staples is slapping his name on texags nonsense now

Same here, I don’t think he realizes he is though. 

29 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

He hasn't set it up yet, guys...   But he will.  Trust me.  We're somebody!

If they would realize they're a never was they'd be a lot less emotional.

4 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

We have 11 2020 commits. Everyone above us has 14+ commits. A&M has 16 commits.

If we close well, the tears are going to be wonderful after surpassing them (same story every year). They will whine about some conspiracy, and fail to realize they continually fill up on bread early, every year, and then act like petulant children whining to mods about BOMC.

 We make fun of their recruiting mentality and process and it’s legit hilarious. Every year it’s the same, beating their chest until they get passed up. I have to imagine what it’s like for them to make fun of our recruiting process. 

“Stupid fehg sips, months of handwringing and crying about a 50th ranked class.  Haven’t those idiots figured out by now that they’re just going to end up passing just about everybody in the country and get a top-five class LOL fucking MORONS”

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9 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 We make fun of their recruiting mentality and process and it’s legit hilarious. Every year it’s the same, beating their chest until they get passed up. I have to imagine what it’s like for them to make fun of our recruiting process. 

“Stupid fehg sips, months of handwringing and crying about a 50th ranked class.  Haven’t those idiots figured out by now that they’re just going to end up passing just about everybody in the country and get a top-five class LOL fucking MORONS”

Meanwhile their class is over-loaded with skill-position players, as per usual.

40 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Meanwhile their class is over-loaded with skill-position players, as per usual.

Gotta have 'em to compete in the LOS League you stupid sip!

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aaand there he goes to Columbus

 

WTF is up with tOSU this year? Ryan Day is not exactly a new coach bump. 

Just now, Vertigo said:

WTF is up with tOSU this year? Ryan Day is not exactly a new coach bump. 

New bag bump

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

WTF is up with tOSU this year? Ryan Day is not exactly a new coach bump. 

Well they just reported 22 minor violations or some horseshit that will buy them another run at cheating to win.

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Jimbo Fisher is widely known as the best O-line evaluator and recruiter this side of the Marine you dumbazz sips.  Doubt that at your own peril.  

It really is amazing how much the aggy mods have to filter info to their subs. Any time one steps off the reservation, they are met with open hostility for not participating in hive think.

17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It really is amazing how much the aggy mods have to filter info to their subs. Any time one steps off the reservation, they are met with open hostility for not participating in hive think.

Could you possibly be suggesting that Princely Umanmielen hasn't been their #1 choice of the in-state DL since Jimbo arrived? Heresy!

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