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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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21 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Is demas for sure going to aggy? No chance bama flips him?

 

I'd bet on aggy. I will say, though, that it'll be mega interesting if the class leader/recruiter shoots off to LSU on aggy's biggest recruiting weekend. 

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

In addition to all of the in-state commits except for Demond Demas, who has family obligations, all of the in-state commitments are expected in town.

So, all of the in-state commitments are expected in town, in addition to all of the in-state commits.  (Except for Demond Demas, who has family obligations.)  But, all of the in-state commitments are expected.  And so are the in-state commits.  And all of that is in addition to all of the in-state commits.  

5 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Who is Daryl?

The coach of my UT freaking Longhorns and how I spelled his name when I was 7.  So so why don't you 
        valet park your high horse and take 
        it easy on your old buddy

5 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Coach Price hard at work making blobs over there

 

 

That tweet makes this picture make so much more sense.

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4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

That tweet makes this picture make so much more sense.

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Damn  I hadn't seen this pic.  Bobby got fat.

Compare that to how Sweat looks at 6'5" and 320 pounds.

It’s funny how the “we need big bodies in a LOS league” has translated into a roster with a bunch of fat dudes. 

Bold strategy. 

Theres a fine line between adding too much muscle and on the opposite spectrum adding too much fat. They have a bunch of fat asses on their OL/DL. 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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Demas rooting for LSU.  He's a true aggy.

LSU or family vaca whatever, I still find it interesting that  "the man" of their commits won't be there at the meat burning.

 

EDIT: (upon further review... maybe it's "not" interesting)

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1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

LSU or family vaca whatever, I still find it interesting that  "the man" of their commits won't be there at the meat burning.

Hudson "Pied Piper" Card has missed our two biggest recruiting events this summer.

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Demas rooting for LSU.  He's a true aggy.

He’s also blaming us for everything, can’t get more aggy than that.

Just now, Machinator said:

Hudson "Pied Piper" Card has missed our two biggest recruiting events this summer.

Oh wait, I thought he was there? NM then. I guess I take it back. 

There is a long and storied tradition of really talented players going to aggy, underperforming, and fading into obscurity.

I'd say he (Demas) deserves a vacation before joining that less-than-illustrious crowd.

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Unpredicated pronoun.

When the dust settles on this cycle, the only win I'm concerned about is ruining the Demas family's yearly trip to Schlitterbahn.

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Hudson "Pied Piper" Card has missed our two biggest recruiting events this summer.

yeah but is the USS Card ready to sail Lake Travis for the recruits?

5 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

When the dust settles on this cycle, the only win I'm concerned about is ruining the Demas family's yearly trip to Schlitterbahn.

I found a picture from their trip:

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Look people, the Demas' have been planning this vacation for months. Every little thing is not related to recruiting.

Just leave it alone and let them enjoy their time in the Orgeron suite at the Golden Nugget in Lake Charles.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Echeese needs to keep his mouth shut.

Those people have a lot anger directed our way. It’s pretty sad they live their lives with so much hatred for us. Inferiority complex strikes again.

So if we beat LSU there will be either disgruntled acknowledgement or mass excuse making. Wonder which they’ll go with. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So if we beat LSU there will be either disgruntled acknowledgement or mass excuse making. Wonder which they’ll go with. 

They were still tired from that overtime game against their biggest rivals...

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So if we beat LSU there will be either disgruntled acknowledgement or mass excuse making. Wonder which they’ll go with. 

Disgruntled excuse making. 

They will go through the 5 stages of grief, mourning our win. They will get stuck on phase 1 of grieving the obvious implication.

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So if we beat LSU there will be either disgruntled acknowledgement or mass excuse making. Wonder which they’ll go with. 

See aggy boards from early January.  Rinse and repeat ad nauseum.

7 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

See aggy boards from early January.  Rinse and repeat ad nauseum.

It happens every time. The initial realization and chaos as their worldview shatters, then Looch and the gang come in and tell them that it actually does fit into the narrative because of a very narrow and literally unbelievable set of circumstances, and then they all line up behind him and start baa'ing all over the message boards.

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It happens every time. The initial realization and chaos as their worldview shatters, then Looch and the gang come in and tell them that it actually does fit into the narrative because of a very narrow and literally unbelievable set of circumstances, and then they all line up behind him and start baa'ing all over the message boards.

All us beating LSU will do is cause that yokel 5 posts up to change his prediction on LSU to a win for aggy and then he’ll be blathering on about an 11-1 record (even though they’ll end up 8-4 like always, of course). 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It happens every time. The initial realization and chaos as their worldview shatters, then Looch and the gang come in and tell them that it actually does fit into the narrative because of a very narrow and literally unbelievable set of circumstances, and then they all line up behind him and start baa'ing all over the message boards.

 

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

All us beating LSU will do is cause that yokel 5 posts up to change his prediction on LSU to a win for aggy and then he’ll be blathering on about an 11-1 record (even though they’ll end up 8-4 like always, of course). 

I swear the word sheeple was invented specifically to describe aggy.

It's amazing to me they are glossing over their losses on offense and defense considering the bread that's behind them.

We should beat auburn, MSU, and Georgia because we owe them. 

Arky and scar owe us but that doesn’t matter. 

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's amazing to me they are glossing over their losses on offense and defense considering the bread that's behind them.

Psh, they've got some DAWGs coming in, man

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58 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Disgruntled excuse making. 

exactly, all they have done lately is cut and paste their Georgia game predictions into posts about the LSU game....

Georgia was supposed to prison rape Texas according to Texags...when that didn't happen, it was because Georgia didn't want to play the game

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Those people have a lot anger directed our way. It’s pretty sad they live their lives with so much hatred for us. Inferiority complex strikes again.

Not to mention the multiple references to violent male on male rape. Must be a thing with gimp aggy.

I know we laugh at the thought of he ending up in bcs but they will play the game he wants them to play, jimbo did whatever he had to do/say/pay at fsu.

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Demas rooting for LSU.  He's a true aggy.

He'll fit in great, already sounding like a true idiot..in other words, aggy.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Spoiler: LSU

 

From that picture you can definitely tell who is currently 3rd.

Every time I say or do something dumb I’m glad we have these stupid motherfuckers around to cheer me up and make me laugh.

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Spoiler: LSU

 

Just having a hat on the table shows the elite company that aggy is in nowadays as a card carrying member of the SECSECSEC.

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