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Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Still have a bit to wait for the full effects of Price's barbeque to hit.

Incubation for campylobacteriosis is 2-5 days; intestinal cryptosporidiosis can be 2-10 days; hemorrhagic colitis or E. coli O157:H7 infection can take 1-8 days; salmonellosis can take 6-48 hours; and of course, there are untold dozens of potential other diseases out there based on mishandled samples in aggy labs a few blocks away from the festivities that we have no idea how long take to incubate.

"What a second, why are the coaches whispering into Jaylen and Hayne's ears and handing them PowerBars?"

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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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Is there any smoke to Eaton or is he taking a free trip before jiz jars fake military and banging sheep are his reality 

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Haynes Effect. 

 

Damn you for stealing my exact thought.  Last year at this time, Gunnell was their savior.

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

No, no, it's different. It's palpable. And if there's anything aggy knows everything there is to know about, it's palpating.

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34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

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Does everybody imagine Aggie message board comments as if they were part of a Beck and Kyle skit?  Maybe it's just me.

 

50 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, no, it's different. It's palpable. And if there's anything aggy knows everything there is to know about, it's palpating.

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I did this exact thing today /csb 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

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Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

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In their dreams.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, no, it's different. It's palpable. And if there's anything aggy knows everything there is to know about, it's palpating.

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32 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

It’s the first family environment where you get to watch another man take care of your kids. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

It’s the first family environment where you get to watch another man take care of your kids. 

Jimbo does have experience watching another man take care of his family. 

19 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

So did I, but at least I get paid to do it.

Workin on it

"let me see the bark on that brisket that you sacrificed in sleep hours" has to be a euphemism

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They're trying hard as hell to spin their "huge recruiting event" which resulted in a total of one commitment from a coach's son into a success story. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Holy shot this is pure gold.  Thanks for posting.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"let me see the bark on that brisket that you sacrificed in sleep hours" has to be a euphemism

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I'm pretty sure It's aggy speak for "Let me smell your finger".

50 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s the first family environment where you get to watch another man take care of your kids. 

I’m not so sure about that....

 

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53 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Workin on it

I'm hoping that you're going to be a medical professional. That's still somewhat more prestigious than being a Thai lady-boy (NTTAWWT).

39 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

The way those guys worship their head coaches is fucking nuts.

45 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

Redfining WWJD 

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

3 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Redfining WWJD 

They aren't all that different. For example, both have followers who will go wherever they go, and both were betrayed with a kiss by someone they loved.

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1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:



Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

Yeah, don't click on it. 

5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

It's only at the top when aggy does something exceptionally stupid.  That's why it's at the top a lot.

7 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

.......yes.

@Rickylovesweed has you covered for the specific, extremely technical steps.

39 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

The way those guys worship their head coaches is fucking nuts.

At this point, is Jimbo (who won the NC in 20--) the greatest living aggy, over JFF and Von Miller? With Tannehill, the great Myles Garrett, et al, do Jackie and RC even make the top 5 right now?

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

At this point, is Jimbo (who won the NC in 20--) the greatest living aggy, over JFF and Von Miller? With Tannehill, the great Myles Garrett, et al, do Jackie and RC even make the top 5 right now?

They’re all top five depending on the context. Fluid situation.

2 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

"Would Jimbo approve of this post?"

I gotta remember that one. Outstanding.

WWJD - what would Jimbo do? 

Beat me to it

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9 hours ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

It’s palpable 

Looks like they added a punter to last years class so add another player for Schmidt to process out.

8 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

Bless your heart.

8 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

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Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU. 

Smart kid, he just needed a little spending money for the summer.  Easier than mowing lawns...

11 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Holy shot this is pure gold.  Thanks for posting.

Username checks out. This guy’s go-to vowel is clearly the O. 

“I want who Jimbo wants...”

Smart and protecting his emotional sanity. Whoever aggy ends up with is who the dear leader wanted all along and shouldn’t be questioned and I can feel really good about!

19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

So, he turned down aggy twice!  Whoop!

 

11 hours ago, ASDFASDF said:

They're trying hard as hell to spin their "huge recruiting event" which resulted in a total of one commitment from a coach's son into a success story. 

How much did they pay Garrett/Von Miller to show up?

48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

SEC West 1-2-3 finish and no tay yew!!  Whoop!!

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