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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Not to go full katfid or anything.  But given that this is the recruiting forum, it is hilarious that 19 year old Barton Clement looks like chonk-city Family Matters version of Carl Winslow:

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Another mention of Carl. Obsession noted.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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Man, that is just a classic Looch update.

Harris Jr. being on the verge of committing to UT but not doing it this week is a win for aggy.

Alford gonna be labeled as a head to head win over Bama if he commits, with no mention of the reason they have a shot at him is because it’s unclear if Bama will take his commitment.

Covington, another Safety at CB. Johnson, another Safety who wants to play CB and fat Hamm calls out Bama for lying to a kid.

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2 days ago, "No biggie that Texas got Eaton to delay his decision." 

Today, "It's a small victory that A&M might have been able to get a '21 recruit to delay his decision." 

Why do aggys subscribe to this stupidity? 

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

2 days ago, "No biggie that Texas got Eaton to delay his decision." 

Today, "It's a small victory that A&M might have been able to get a '21 recruit to delay his decision." 

Why do aggys subscribe to this stupidity? 

great minds think alike

Thank you jimbo for backing off bijan and letting us have him 

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Bijan committing to UT can only mean one thing: Evans is a silent to aggy. 

Think Texas just upped the $$$ for Evans.  They have to get him now.

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

2 days ago, "No biggie that Texas got Eaton to delay his decision." 

Today, "It's a small victory that A&M might have been able to get a '21 recruit to delay his decision." 

Why do aggys subscribe to this stupidity? 

Well joke is on them, because it's likely both end up at Texas.

Fuck your running backs
 
And that was just for his offensive MVP. Sheesh, the nerve!
Just now, Tired of Lurking said:

It’s gonna be awesome when they’re stuck having to rationalize why Kevontre Bradford was their top target all along.

Given that he just picked up Ohio State (lol thx Bijan), that's not exactly a lock

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Lololololol 😂. What about GA and LSU 

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Given that he just picked up Ohio State (lol thx Bijan), that's not exactly a lock

Hah! Or whoever. As long as they whiff on Zach and don’t steal one of the OU guys.

It's awesome that they use Sloneal as a comparison to show that Bijan is slow.

2 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Hah! Or whoever. As long as they whiff on Zach and don’t steal one of the OU guys.

I'm fine with OU's losing players to a black hole of football mediocrity from which they will never score on us.

2 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

It's awesome that they use Sloneal as a comparison to show that Bijan is slow.

Yeah, when Bijan's senior time is public, that joke will truly come to fruition.

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Yeah none of that happened

Those dumbfucks put that crying emoji on every thought about Texas.

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Isn't that what FSU fans where complaining about Fishers offense the last few years before he left?

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I love how the Herman offense is so basic, yet has more current pro concepts than Jimbo's 1990 offense.

I'm sorry, did they just call our offense antiquated? Our offense? Wow. I don't even know where to begin. I wonder if any of them have a movie review blog where I can get there thoughts on new releases like Gone With the Wind, Cleopatra, and one that probably touches their heartstrings, The Great Dictator. 

Jesus fucking Christ. I am fascinated to observe what their excuses are going to be as the NFL continues to move towards spread offenses and away from plodding SEC bullshit when they talk about preparing players for the Pros. It's going to be amazing.  

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Isn't that what FSU fans where complaining about Fishers offense the last few years before he left?

To be fair, the FSU fans were complaining about, literally (and justifiably), about a dozen different things in the last few years of his tenure at Florida State. But the shitty, antiquated offense was definitely one of them. 

its amazing. 

Every shot they take at us not only doesn’t actually apply to us, but does in fact apply to them. 

They used to just make up silly names like butterteeth, radio, cart, or soggy burrito but these last few years they’ve stumbled into projection and raised it to an artistic level. 

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

its amazing. 

Every shot they take at us not only doesn’t actually apply to us, but does in fact apply to them. 

 

They're like a dog looking into a mirror.

40 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Those dumbfucks put that crying emoji on every thought about Texas.

If you were an aggy, you'd probably be crying all the time, too.

So fucking around with the calculator, I added Quentin Johnston, Alfred Collins, Jerrin Thompson, CTJ (we'll see), and LVBS.

Honestly, who are the rest of our targets this class, because that just gets us to 16. I realize that some said this might be a smaller class, but who are the other targets we're really chasing at this point? Alford and Eaton, perhaps, and maybe Princely if he decides to jump on board but that's 19 guys. I honestly can't even think of anyone else we've been chasing or trying to keep warm at the moment. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So fucking around with the calculator, I added Quentin Johnston, Alfred Collins, Jerrin Thompson, CTJ (we'll see), and LVBS.

Honestly, who are the rest of our targets this class, because that just gets us to 16. I realize that some said this might be a smaller class, but who are the other targets we're really chasing at this point? Alford and Eaton, perhaps, and maybe Princely if he decides to jump on board but that's 19 guys. I honestly can't even think of anyone else we've been chasing or trying to keep warm at the moment. 

Hester, maybe Pouncey if Eaton falls through, then a LB? Scott or White? Then a late eval

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So fucking around with the calculator, I added Quentin Johnston, Alfred Collins, Jerrin Thompson, CTJ (we'll see), and LVBS.

Honestly, who are the rest of our targets this class, because that just gets us to 16. I realize that some said this might be a smaller class, but who are the other targets we're really chasing at this point? Alford and Eaton, perhaps, and maybe Princely if he decides to jump on board but that's 19 guys. I honestly can't even think of anyone else we've been chasing or trying to keep warm at the moment. 

An LB or two of some sort.

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So fucking around with the calculator, I added Quentin Johnston, Alfred Collins, Jerrin Thompson, CTJ (we'll see), and LVBS.

Honestly, who are the rest of our targets this class, because that just gets us to 16. I realize that some said this might be a smaller class, but who are the other targets we're really chasing at this point? Alford and Eaton, perhaps, and maybe Princely if he decides to jump on board but that's 19 guys. I honestly can't even think of anyone else we've been chasing or trying to keep warm at the moment. 

Ty Jordan 

How many are we expecting (or can we) to take in 2020?

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

An LB or two of some sort.

Fuck I just realized this was in the wrong thread. Sorry everyone. 

28 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Soggy burrito? Who is that a shot at? I missed that one. 

Crystal ball

 

 

(a late, former baseball coach, actually).

29 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Soggy burrito? Who is that a shot at? I missed that one. 

Augie Gariddo.  You know, the guy who won two CWS title for Texas.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Augie Gariddo.  You know, the guy who won two CWS title for Texas.

The coach that won as many national titles at Texas as A&M has won college world series games. 

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They sincerely think our OL still sucks

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Playoff hopes and dreams on the line...for LSU. 

The loser of that  game will in no way be out of the playoff race, provided they win game 1 first. 

And yes aggy, Texas does have playoff hopes and dreams. Especially in week fucking two. 

I love how they think we beat an unmotivated Georgia, but they are going to walk into Athens, when Georgia is likely playing for a spot in the SEC championship game and win.

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