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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ah yes, it was 247 poster slapfighting that really made him flip.

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Flip? He was never theirs

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

Well, that's really not belittling to call them aggy, just the way it is.

And being from Houston, that was the first he’d heard of UT and aggy not liking each other.  Armed with that new information, the obvious choice is Georgia. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You literally get negged on this site for writing "Aggie" instead of "aggy"

That's because that's how you spell it stupid sip. 

16 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Flip? He was never theirs

He was in their heads and that’s all that matters.

Personally, I’m all for aggy making shit like that up in their head. Now we get to OD on an aggy meltdown in which a 5 star RB just decommitted from them, even though it never actually happened. 

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

aggy calling another member of their own conference an embarrassment is just so rich and dripping with aggy’s trademark lack of self-awareness.

Please, they get to SAY IT TO THEIR FACE in Athens when aggy goes there to beat their ass!!!!!1!!1!!!1111!

Alright y'all, your friendly neighborhood @Longhornfrenzy has delivered some fresh bottles of misery - "Waiting for the BBQ to pay big dividends"

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There's the Lindberg connection! Also everything is fine because Achane is committing and he's totally workhorse back material

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's the Lindberg connection! Also everything is fine because Achane is committing and he's totally workhorse back material

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It's almost like Texas cooled on Lindberg. If the Evans/Linberg connection is true it was even more reason to back off Lindberg once Texas knew they weren't getting Evans. 

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But, he doesn't like the recruiting process...

Why, because it means he has to pay his accountant overtime?

I swear, just when you think people in maroon can't get any dumber, they manage to impress.

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How does the Lindberg Effect compare to the Gunnell Effect?

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

How does the Lindberg Effect compare to the Gunnell Effect?

The former implies that you waited too long and let your opportunity pass you by while everyone realized you were actually mediocre.

The latter implies that people very briefly might have thought you had something and then quickly realized you didn't.

Somewhat similar...

"With Achane about to commit and Ngata and Smith on commit watch it makes sense Jimbo told Evans we're full and to look elsewhere."  /aggy

Achane, at 5'9" and 170 lbs dripping wet, is absolutely the kind of running back you want to feature in the line of scrimmage league.

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So aggy thinks they will get a highly rated recruit from California?  Where have I seen this before?

I like the guy that’s hopeful that they go 2-2 in their toughest games, and completely assumes that they will go 4-0 in their next toughest games, which at worst have the same chances for their opponents they aggy has against the top 4. 

Whatever the odds of them going 2-2 vs Clemson, bama, LSU and Georgia, the odds are similar that they go 2-2 vs auburn, MSU, ole miss, and scarolina. 

4 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

So aggy thinks they will get a highly rated recruit from California?  Where have I seen this before?

For a highly ranked recruit, Ngata really doesn't have a lot of committable offers from blue blood types. A&M is battling ASU, Utah and Oklahoma State for Ngata. I think that's why Texas was kicking the tires with Ngata before Bijan committed. 

I won't be surprised if A&M wins that recruitment. They aren't battling the type schools you would think for a composite 100 recruit. 

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24 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Bijan allowing us to witness the Evans-aggy roller coaster from afar is just *chef's kiss*

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32 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why, because it means he has to pay his accountant overtime?

I swear, just when you think people in maroon can't get any dumber, they manage to impress.

You think you've idiot-proofed everything.  Then they go and build a better idiot...

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Probably helps with Wheaton next cycle

 

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Wait'll next year!

Failure this year just means we're due for success next year!

Whoop!

16 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

That BBQ must have been a huge bust. 

Where there's liquid smoke, there's fire! 

#LitStation #boiledbrisket #thePriceiswrongbirtches

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Ah, now that they're back to thinking they're not getting Evans it's all aboard the Wheaton train again.

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

How does the Lindberg Effect compare to the Gunnell Effect?

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Wait'll next year!

Failure this year just means we're due for success next year!

Whoop!

Missing on sanders and Cain means we should be able to land Evans next cycle!

8 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

Are you forgetting the Blumrick surge?  All.  District.

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6 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Are forgetting the Blumrick surge?  All.  District.

Damn straight. Beware the Man Bun.

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13 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Where there's liquid smoke, there's fire! 

#LitStation #boiledbrisket #thePriceiswrongbirtches

Don't forget the chicken and margarine soup! Just looking at the picture raises you cholesterol makes you kind of sick.

9 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The Gunnell effect is slightly stronger than the Lindberg effect, but both are weak when compared to Starkelmotion.

None of them are strong enough to overcome terminal Tellocity.

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None of them are strong enough to overcome terminal Tellocity.

Whoa! I will admit, I forgot that one.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe Bama' will drop George and he'll end up at aggy with Banks lulz.

I was wondering the same thing, but as of now, he’s their highest rated OL in this class.

38 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Ah, now that they're back to thinking they're not getting Evans it's all aboard the Wheaton train again.

And they’ll most certainly “ratchet up the sales pitch”.  That should do the trick.

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Don't forget the chicken and margarine soup! Just looking at the picture raises you cholesterol makes you kind of sick.

May explain why they haven't ended up with a bunch of commits after the BBQ. And why a bunch of recruits haven't been able to leave the toilet since the BBQ.

 

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1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

And they’ll most certainly “ratchet up the sales pitch”.  That should do the trick.

Doesn't always work. Sounds like they went super hard-sell with Princely and Eaton and neither particularly enjoyed it.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Doesn't always work. Sounds like they went super hard-sell with Princely and Eaton and neither particularly enjoyed it.

Maybe they ratcheted when they should have wrenched.

They should probably think about having recruits visit off campus and in some other town. 

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

They should probably think about having recruits visit off campus and in some other town. 

So, I was scrolling through some .gifs, looking for a joke to match up to this lovely suggestion, when I ran across the New York Post's article on Thomas Johnson. How fucked up is aggy, that even being a psychopathic madman is not enough to get you your own headline? "Johnny this! Johnny that! Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!"

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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SECSECSEC BBQBBQBBQ Hahahaha, burn dem ribs bitches.  If you can't even do Cue right, how the hell are you going to run a successful program?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

There's the Lindberg connection! Also everything is fine because Achane is committing and he's totally workhorse back material

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InB4 the first aggy comment saying Ty Jordan is too small for the SEC while they laud their pick up of workhorse back Devon Achane.

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

SECSECSEC BBQBBQBBQ Hahahaha, burn dem ribs bitches.  If you can't even do Cue right, how the hell are you going to run a successful program?

tOSU fucks up chili, but they've still got some nice hardware.

No, aggy would be pathetic even if their BBQ didn't suck.

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Doesn't always work. Sounds like they went super hard-sell with Princely and Eaton and neither particularly enjoyed it.

Right, they just need to do the opposite and go with a super hard-buy

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