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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Lord aggy talking about shutting someone up.. in a NY6 bowl none the less...no self awareness at all, none, nada, zip.

Hard for them to see the truth when their eyes are crusted over with their own jizz. 

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Not that the aggy deserves a response, but Charlie’s highest ranked class was 10th or so. Not even comparable to the level we are recruiting at now.

 

 He did get one thing right tho. We definitely lost our spring game.

 

 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

It was quite an event where recruits enjoyed the water at several very Aggie locations.

First, there was the get too acquainted dip in a local lake. Everybody is having a great time!

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Then the locals welcomed the players to a beloved local swimming hole where the players just fit right in!

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The day ended at a lovely apartment pool hosted by the beautiful girls of College Station!

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Jimbo celebrating after the volleyball game! Whoop!

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I keep wondering if Phlegm has this kind of linear thinking in his mind when he posts, and all we've been missing is the underlying story.

In. Jimbo. We. Trust. 

Jimbo will tell us who we should want...well  except for OL. 

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Last time they thought they were gonna kick Texas’ ass they got beat by Case ‘derp’ McCoy.......on their own field.   

28 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lord aggy talking about shutting someone up.. in a NY6 bowl none the less...no self awareness at all, none, nada, zip.

Them making an ny6 bowl is more unlikely than a peewee team dropping 100 on clemson

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Recap of the pool party catered by Chef Price:

Evans trending Georgia.

Eaton delays commitment.

Princely trending Texas.

Jimbo takes balls to the face.

The one commit is a 3* WR that's a coaches son

REAL.  RECRUITING.

 They threw the best failed recruiting pool party in the nation.

9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Well, that's really not belittling to call them aggy, just the way it is.

Don't forget....aggy is also a verb!

15 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Them making an ny6 bowl is more unlikely than a peewee team dropping 100 on clemson

Hell, them making a bowl that anyone makes plans to watch are pretty remote.

43 minutes ago, thepop said:

Not that the aggy deserves a response, but Charlie’s highest ranked class was 10th or so. Not even comparable to the level we are recruiting at now.

Not too mention that class has been decimated by attrition. 13 players remain from Charlie's last full class in 2016 of 28, including the loss of 10 4 stars.

I'd like to think that's just a troll, but there are way too many idiots there for it to not be real.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This can't be real

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has to be a bogus account--hit's all the aggy talking points.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This can't be real

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So I was reading the replies to @Longhornfrenzy's tweets and came to find out that The Athletic entered into some partnership with TexAgs. There's a fan of LHF who brings his screenshots to the attention of The Athletic. It's definitely a long shot, but I hope The Athletic notices who they're in bed with in Collie Station. I would think The Athletic is much better than TexAgs.

Typical loser aggy mentality.  There is a hint of...maybe not fear, but resignation in some of their tones.  They had fun goofing on our small class a few weeks ago and got delirious with the hope that our class would suck balls.  Reality is sinking in that Texas is getting stronger.  Plus however well they are doing, they've got to admit Jimbo isn't exactly taking his pick of 5 and high 4 stars like they thought he would.  

5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

has to be a bogus account--hit's all the aggy talking points.

Sometimes what looks like parody is simply group think.

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

So I was reading the replies to @Longhornfrenzy's tweets and came to find out that The Athletic entered into some partnership with TexAgs. There's a fan of LHF who brings his screenshots to the attention of The Athletic. It's definitely a long shot, but I hope The Athletic notices who they're in bed with in Collie Station. I would think The Athletic is much better than TexAgs.

Eh. The Athletic is bleeding money. They partnered with TexAgs so they could add the TexAgs subscribers to their own numbers. They do t give a shit what those mouth-breathers do on their own site. 

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

has to be a bogus account--hit's all the aggy talking points.

I am having a hard time remembering anny aggy posts that weren't just talking points.

1 hour ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Last time they thought they were gonna kick Texas’ ass they got beat by Case ‘derp’ McCoy.......on their own field.   

I'm not Case McCoy, but I can appreciate the thought process.

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Recap of the pool party catered by Chef Price:

Evans trending Georgia.

Eaton delays commitment.

Princely trending Texas.

Jimbo takes balls to the face.

The one commit is a 3* WR that's a coaches son

REAL.  RECRUITING.

Apparently, the Baby Ruth's in the pool really worked!

1 hour ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

In. Jimbo. We. Trust. 

Jimbo will tell us who we should want...well  except for OL. 

WWJD?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This can't be real

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You, of all posters, should know better than to question the validity of an aggy post by now.

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11 hours ago, texifornia said:

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So a "source" told Brauninger that Evans "hates" the recruiting process? Clearly - I mean, just look at how evident that "hate" is in the way Evans conducts himself. Is this the same source that told him the Texas staff was absolutely convinced that we were getting Lindberg? 

Between Hamm, Perroni, and the Texags morons, there's no other crew of $9.95 "reporters" that comes anywhere near the complete simpletons that cover aggy.  The fact that those guys are, by miles and miles, the worst of the CFB fan fiction industry is astounding (but not surprising because aggy). They've somehow managed to be the absolute dregs of a business that includes Ketchum and FCB. 

So Aggy wants to put us in our place in a NY6 bowl and shut us up for a while?  I wonder if their conference will feel the same way or continue their practice of hiding Aggie away in Memphis so they don't have to play us.

3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

So a "source" told Brauninger that Evans "hates" the recruiting process? Clearly - I mean, just look at how evident that "hate" is in the way Evans conducts himself. Is this the same source that told him the Texas staff was absolutely convinced that we were getting Lindberg? 

Between Hamm, Perroni, and the Texags morons, there's no other crew of $9.95 "reporters" that comes anywhere near the complete simpletons that cover aggy.  The fact that those guys are, by miles and miles, the worst of the CFB fan fiction industry is astounding (but not surprising because aggy). They've somehow managed to be the absolute dregs of a business that includes Ketchum and FCB. 

Zach and/or his handlers are smart. Tell people how much you hate the process so they feel even more compelled to pay you for visits every other weekend. 

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6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Typical loser aggy mentality.  There is a hint of...maybe not fear, but resignation in some of their tones.  They had fun goofing on our small class a few weeks ago and got delirious with the hope that our class would suck balls.  Reality is sinking in that Texas is getting stronger.  Plus however well they are doing, they've got to admit Jimbo isn't exactly taking his pick of 5 and high 4 stars like they thought he would.  

Someone posted a screen shot about a week ago, made by one of their mouth-breathers saying it looked like "tu is giving up on the 2020 class' or something to that effect.  

Morons

7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

WWJD?

Sit back and watch while a bunch of studs jump on the train, stupid sip!

5 hours ago, campcrunk said:

So a "source" told Brauninger that Evans "hates" the recruiting process? Clearly - I mean, just look at how evident that "hate" is in the way Evans conducts himself. Is this the same source that told him the Texas staff was absolutely convinced that we were getting Lindberg? 

Between Hamm, Perroni, and the Texags morons, there's no other crew of $9.95 "reporters" that comes anywhere near the complete simpletons that cover aggy.  The fact that those guys are, by miles and miles, the worst of the CFB fan fiction industry is astounding (but not surprising because aggy). They've somehow managed to be the absolute dregs of a business that includes Ketchum and FCB.  

"Evans hates the recruiting process, so he's going to take all five OVs even if he's already committed"

I cannot wait till dumbo brings the swag copter out of retirement.  

6 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Between Hamm, Perroni, and the Texags morons, there's no other crew of $9.95 "reporters" that comes anywhere near the complete simpletons that cover aggy. 

man what a bold business strategy for The Athletic to align with these goobers

way to build credibility 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Someone posted a screen shot about a week ago, made by one of their mouth-breathers saying it looked like "tu is giving up on the 2020 class' or something to that effect.  

Morons

Yes - that was during our run on 2021 commits.  Poster said that Texas had conceded 2020 and was now turning its attention towards getting a head start on 2021. 

 

They're not worried though - got Jimbo.

Lulz at Herman getting Eaton to delay his commitment only to land Pouncey the day Eaton was supposed to announce.

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I'd like to think that's just a troll, but there are way too many idiots there for it to not be real.

To support this, I noticed long ago that Aggies race to be the first to make the obvious, lame joke.  Look at the string of posts where somebody writes "Congratulations on your coming fifth star."

People make obvious jokes on every site. The thing about Aggies is that post has 19 reps. Nineteen. You can almost see the yokels slapping their knees and whooping it up. A comedian could buy a house in College Station and deliver the same performance about stupid tu every night for the rest of his/her life. 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Recap of the pool party catered by Chef Price:

Evans trending Georgia.

Eaton delays commitment.

Princely trending Texas.

Jimbo takes balls to the face.

The one commit is a 3* WR that's a coaches son

REAL.  RECRUITING.

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7 hours ago, campcrunk said:

So a "source" told Brauninger that Evans "hates" the recruiting process? Clearly - I mean, just look at how evident that "hate" is in the way Evans conducts himself. Is this the same source that told him the Texas staff was absolutely convinced that we were getting Lindberg? 

Between Hamm, Perroni, and the Texags morons, there's no other crew of $9.95 "reporters" that comes anywhere near the complete simpletons that cover aggy.  The fact that those guys are, by miles and miles, the worst of the CFB fan fiction industry is astounding (but not surprising because aggy). They've somehow managed to be the absolute dregs of a business that includes Ketchum and FCB. 

Pretty sure he's talking about Achane

That article from Tarp a few weeks back saying Texas needs the aggy game and how Texas is struggling with recruiting ranked in the 30's sure aged well.

Texas could go 13-0 and win another NC and aggy could win 4 games in the same year and be down 6-1 in NC count and they would still same they are the flagship and big brother. 

I'm not sure why I still read any of the posts they make and get ragey, but here I am reading in amazement.

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

man what a bold business strategy for The Athletic to align with these goobers

way to build credibility 

It might be the business equivalent of finding a fat chick to stand next to.

12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Texas could go 13-0 and win another NC and aggy could win 4 games in the same year and be down 6-1 in NC count and they would still same they are the flagship and big brother. 

I'm not sure why I still read any of the posts they make and get ragey, but here I am reading in amazement.

Even with cult-levels of cognitive dissonance, I still think Texas wins on the field combined with playoff appearances start to corrode the group think.  

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

A comedian could buy a house in College Station and deliver the same performance about stupid tu every night for the rest of his/her life. 

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15 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Texas could go 13-0 and win another NC and aggy could win 4 games in the same year and be down 6-1 in NC count and they would still same they are the flagship and big brother. 

I'm not sure why I still read any of the posts they make and get ragey, but here I am reading in amazement.

Which one is our 5th NC?

2 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Even with cult-levels of cognitive dissonance, I still think Texas wins on the field combined with playoff appearances start to corrode the group think.  

I don't know man we have a massive edge in head to head, NC titles and NC title appearances, BCS wins. Hell have they ever played in a bowl game bigger than the cotton bowl win in 2012 in the last 25-30 years? I'm not sure how they believe they are superior when we have more National titles in one sport then they do in combined men and women's major 3 sports and they think that a few years of having a "better" record means they have passed us. If the bar is basically being 8-4 when we were 6-6 then it's a pretty low bar to set, but that's the only way they will win the argument is by setting it low.

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Which one is our 5th NC?

Gonna beat Clemson so bad, they give us two trophies.

4 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Which one is our 5th NC?

Sorry was thinking baseball totals as I was typing about football. Either way we have more.

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

Which one is our 5th NC?

We should claim 1939.

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