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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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58 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Lulzy, lulz, lol, lulz at Banks being in the same sentence as Bowman. Banks doesn't suck, mind you, but aggy has never, in their entire recorded history, either their real history or their fantasy one, had a corner who could do 1% of the things Bowman does. Keep dreaming, Chin Pubes, keep dreaming.

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You're better than this. Bowman would be very fortunate to have Aaron Glenn's career (minus the JC detour)...and I think Bowman looks great.

 

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

We used to see the ranking bumps when Mack was here because he was on players so soon.  Often, to his credit, these players continued to have strong senior years, leading to a rise on their rankings.  

 

Uh, the 2009 - 2014 recruiting classes would like to have a word with you. 

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

 @golfclap @closetojumping

Looks like both according to practice reports, but not a surprise to anyone outside of the ministry. 

 

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1st Unit Offense

OL - Green, Reed/Green,Prater, Hocker, Moore
TE - Beal
WR - Ausbon, Davis, Chapman/Buckley
QB - Mond
RB - Corbin


2nd Unit Offense

OL - Diesch, Clements, Matthews, Green/Reed , Anderson
TE - Cupp
WR - Chapman, Preston, Paul
QB - Blumrick
RB - Kibodi

 

 

im glad the only thing that matters to ag now is recrutiing ratings.  As long as they beat the dern sips in the class rankings, it doesnt matter that we get our cheeks clapped by any team not wofford or citadel, we still beat the sips in class rankings 

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Uh, the 2009 - 2014 recruiting classes would like to have a word with you. 

See the second part of my post:

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Ags can't wrap their little heads around this.  Nor could they articulate this seeming "BOMC" when you'd see an initial bump, but overall drop.  Often our overall class rankings dropped from initial offer to NSD; especially towards the end of Mack's tenure.

 

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

 

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Coming soon to an aggy camp near you - the sequels starring Devon Achane at RB errrrrrrr WR and Jaylon Jones at CB errrrrrr FS. 

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

Pay no attention Jaylon. That's on the other side of the ball.

27 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Looks like both according to practice reports, but not a surprise to anyone outside of the ministry. 

 

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1st Unit Offense

OL - Green, Reed/Green,Prater, Hocker, Moore
TE - Beal
WR - Ausbon, Davis, Chapman/Buckley
QB - Mond
RB - Corbin


2nd Unit Offense

OL - Diesch, Clements, Matthews, Green/Reed , Anderson
TE - Cupp
WR - Chapman, Preston, Paul
QB - Blumrick
RB - Kibodi

 

 

That's a different Green with the first team

36 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

At least the next Von Miller(Leal) will still rush the QB every down right?

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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lol how can they possibly shit on our schedule with that aborted fetus of a lineup?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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2020 is going to be an absolutely tremendous rollercoaster. Them being 10-0 and losing their last two games would be so aggy. 

Also gotta love how they’ve penciled in @Miss St and @Auburn as automatic wins. You know, because they beta those teams so consistently.

I find it funny that they're already considering @ Mississippi State,  @ South Carolina, and @ Auburn as automatic wins. 

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I do wish our coaches would lie to recruits more. I would like to have Green at guard and Jones at FS and Achane at slot and if all you have to do to get them to commit is lie to them then sign me the fuck up. Leal wants to be the offensive coordinator and Demas wants to be the defensive coordinator? Fucking great, welcome to the team coach. And the best part is it's really easy because the recruits will believe whatever you tell them because they are stupid teenagers. I just think our coaching staff should be smart enough to trick children into doing what they want. I mean Jeffrey Epstein is a bad guy but he could fucking recruit. I forget where I was going with this. 

I legit thought that schedule was FAU’s schedule. Jesus Christ y’all sbout a shit schedule 

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

2020 is going to be an absolutely tremendous rollercoaster. Them being 10-0 and losing their last two games would be so aggy. 

Also gotta love how they’ve penciled in @Miss St and @Auburn as automatic wins. You know, because they beta those teams so consistently.

A loss to Vandy because they were so looking ahead to Bama and LSU would be legendary. 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

lol how can they possibly shit on our schedule with that aborted fetus of a lineup?

No no, didn't you read? Fresno State, UNT and Colorado (all at home) are going to be "real tests". He wrote it on the internet and everything.

They’ll be at peak historic roller coaster going into their Bama game in 2020. When they go from 10-0 (assuming things break their way against Auburn etc) to 10-2, non NYD-6 bowl, lose the usual 4 games in ‘21, etc, they’ll have another “remember ...” moment. Remember that time we almost beat Bama and almost played for a natty— whoop! Sleeping giant back down for another (continuing perpetually from before) snooze.

3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

They’ll be at peak historic roller coaster going into their Bama game in 2020. When they go from 10-0 (assuming things break their way against Auburn etc) to 10-2, non NYD-6 bowl, lose the usual 4 games in ‘21, etc, they’ll have another “remember ...” moment. Remember that time we almost beat Bama and almost played for a natty— whoop! Sleeping giant back down for another (continuing perpetually from before) snooze.

Hmmm, I think the best outcome to this rollercoaster season would be for them to go 8-4 and then have Jimbo leave to go coach at LSU, and them always say "we would have won a Natty in 2020 with Jimbo"

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

But they haven’t lost a game to the sips since they joined the SECSECSEC!!!! Undefeated!!!

...and when they don't lose to the Horns, well, that's a win for them.  

6 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If they can't make a run in 2020, they never will. 

They better pray Mond doesn’t go pro.  Don’t laugh.  It could happen.  He was an IMG mercenary and the nfl is his goal.  A decent year slightly better than last and good chance he bolts.  Fisher is an asshole.  

Just now, texifornia said:

Tarp's purging errbody! even mfeldstein's gone!

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Soooooooo not mfeldstein!!!  Damn, his takes are my 2nd favorite only to Daddy98.

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

EVERYTHING IS FINE. PLEASE DISPERSE.

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What a cock-gobbling idiot. 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tarp's purging errbody! even mfeldstein's gone!

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I feel for the posters here actually. They're in a catch 22. Either you don't talk about bag men, or you do and everyone gets banned. Either way, it's as quiet as the Aggy Hall of Champions.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

No no, didn't you read? Fresno State, UNT and Colorado (all at home) are going to be "real tests". He wrote it on the internet and everything.

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

UNT is going to graduate a lot after this season.

I can't remember everything from Fresno State, but on ourlads they will return the entire OL that's projected to start this upcoming season, but lose the QB.

Haven't looked at Colorado.  Shenault would probably torch the aggy secondary, but I bet he declares after the season.

Edit:  Looked at the buffs, projected to only start 1 Sr. on defense.

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

They better pray Mond doesn’t go pro.  Don’t laugh.  It could happen.  He was an IMG mercenary and the nfl is his goal.  A decent year slightly better than last and good chance he bolts.  Fisher is an asshole.  

A truer string of declarative statements has scarcely been uttered. 

I can't imagine 3 weeks before the 2019 season wanting to talk about 2020 but that's fucking aggy for ya. 

20 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

Does anyone remember what happened the last time aggy played a Jeff Tedford team?  

I always though that mfeldstein was a shared account used by the TexAgs guys. If not he's a sociopathic sycophant, even by aggy standards. 

Aggy is lucky they don’t have UNT on the schedule this year. Mason Fine would tear their defense up.

1 hour ago, Terry Silver said:

Does anyone remember what happened the last time aggy played a Jeff Tedford team?  

As a matter of fact, yes.

Roll film!

 

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

As a matter of fact, yes.

Roll film!

 

aggy scored on their opening drive, yada yada yada, Cal outscored them 45-3 the rest of the way. 

Fortunately for aggy, the Bear ran out of time to score more.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

since they finally beat LSU last year, they've begun counting all their games against LSU as W's.  Beating LSU has become that easy.

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8 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

since they finally beat LSU last year, they've begun counting all their games against LSU as W's.  Beating LSU has become that easy.

Not to mention that anyone with a pulse that watched that debacle knows better.

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

EVERYTHING IS FINE. PLEASE DISPERSE.

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It is not even remotely surprising that aggy would confuse "BBQ" with "grilling". I wouldn't expect much sophistication from a group that grabs their crotch in public, and "whoop!"s at funerals.

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4 hours ago, Chili dog said:

What a cock-gobbling idiot. 

Whose analysis do you trust, sir? On the one hand, you have a guy that puts together 30 camps a year, watches practices at 50 P5 schools and visits probably another 150 high school practices a year. Basically lives, eats and breathes recruiting and lives in Florida and watches these guys. On the other hand, you have a complete fucking dipshit who rarely sees anything outside of a 25 mile radius of College Station and has no capacity for objective thought. 

You may choose to worship Gerry Hamilton. As for me and my house, I choose to serve The Looch. 

 

58 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

A barrel grill is the epitome of style over substance.

 

Direct heat grilling trash

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