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Why would ANYONE question the practice reports from TexAgs own Sandhop? 

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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We definitely didn't get shafted when Clemson took his way better teammate!

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4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

As a matter of fact, yes.

Roll film!

 

Ha. I went to that game with some friends. The titters there were abismal.  

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Why would ANYONE question the practice reports from TexAgs own Sandhop? 

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He looks like a prepubescent Brauninger

30 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Ha. I went to that game with some friends. The titters there were abismal.  

Username checks out

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

Why would ANYONE question the practice reports from TexAgs own Sandhop? 

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Yep, he’s really well put together ...

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and he moves well for his size.

"Glad Evans chose to keep it in the SEC where he'll have a chance to clap our cheeks, instead of going to different conference where we won't ever have to face someone we claim is a generational, once in a decade type of talent"

Welll jimbo is a cuck that liked watchin dudes dip into his sugah bowl err candis bowel
3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Yep, he’s really well put together ...

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and he moves well for his size.

To be fair, that doughboy moves damn well in that gif.

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Haven't they been crowing since SECSEC! about their awesome home schedules? Abilene Christian, N Texas, Colorado, Fresno, Ole Miss, Vandy, LSU. 

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Kyle is dragging his nuts all over aggie today.

 

32 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Kyle is dragging his nuts all over aggie today.

 

You couldn’t have eaten at McDonald’s. McDonald’s was founded in 1940.

2 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

You couldn’t have eaten at McDonald’s. McDonald’s was founded in 1940.

Someone should tag in and mention this

So the last (and only) national championship for aggy came before McDonalds even existed. Sounds like a real blue-blood, flagship to me...

10 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

You couldn’t have eaten at McDonald’s. McDonald’s was founded in 1940.

He meant McDowell's.

23 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Also gotta love how they’ve penciled in @Miss St and @Auburn as automatic wins. You know, because they beta those teams so consistently.

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4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy taking another safety?

 

Yeah - but this one isn't being told he'll play corner.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Half of aggys roster is going to be safeties and WRs. Bold approach. 

Don't forget OG. OT, CB need not apply.

I don't want to do the math, but I'm curious what percentage of aggy defensive players are at the correct position. Can't be much higher than 50%, if it's even that much.

59 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I don't want to do the math, but I'm curious what percentage of aggy defensive players are at the correct position. Can't be much higher than 50%, if it's even that much.

"It's no use, Mr. James--it's Defensive Tackles all the way down!"

Alford and Manning would be nice pickups for them. Linguist actually showing signs of life out there.

You can bet that Jimbo Fisher and Co. are going to pick up the telephone and dial some recruits' numbers this week.

On ‎8‎/‎6‎/‎2019 at 4:34 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Florida is pretty good too

Florida is ok, which makes it elite compared to the dumpster fire tier that most SEC schools inhabit. Consequently, it gets a more credit than it deserves; Miami, for all of its seamy past and reputation, is a better institution of higher learning. 

Manning has been a silent to them ever since he decommited from OU. They are pulling that lever because the Rubes are getting restlest in their diapers, and they don't want to see Texas jump them in the rankings so they are going to get three more commits soon to out-number us for a while. 

Eaton and Alford want to play together. Texas wanted Pouncey. I'm guessing it went something like this. "Dear Pouncey, we don't have that many spots, so it's time to commit if you want in the class, if not we are going to have someone else commit". "Dear Texas, I want to wait a little longer". 

Texas brings in Eaton, who is dying to not sign with Aggy, and then over the weekend, there was talk of Alford to Texas being a possibility now. 

Pouncey realizes he wants that spot, and jumps on the train. 

Now Eaton swings hard back to Aggy. The Alford CB is proof Eaton is commiting to aggy now. 

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On ‎8‎/‎7‎/‎2019 at 11:06 AM, RGBIII said:

If the SEC is a family, aggy is that weird cousin that no one really knows how he’s related but he shows up every holiday chewing redman, pounding lonestar, wearing overalls and asking “when’s supper up?”

You're giving aggy too much credit.  aggy hails from the Spider Baby branch of the family.

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Half of aggys roster is going to be safeties and WRs. Bold approach. 

Safeties, receivers and cubes oh my

Safeties, receivers and cubes...

22 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Ha. I went to that game with some friends. The titters there were abismal.  

I went to that game in ‘04, I believe, on my way to the Rose Bowl vs Mich. That particular game was TTU vs Cal. Cal kept bitching they belonged in the Rose. I did guns up with my Texas gear on. Greatness. Not as cool as a few years earlier against Washington, but better than a year or two later again Oregon. 

4 hours ago, cafe society said:

Florida is ok, which makes it elite compared to the dumpster fire tier that most SEC schools inhabit. Consequently, it gets a more credit than it deserves; Miami, for all of its seamy past and reputation, is a better institution of higher learning. 

First I've heard of Miami being a better school than UF. 

37 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

First I've heard of Miami being a better school than UF. 

I don't know in the rankings but UM is a posh private school with great career opportunities through their alumni base.

Reveille is a 5 star general. 
You know, it seems like some person would stand out and say:

This dog being the highest ranking officer makes us clowns. Let's get rid of it. Let a human who is a senior with our $1500 boots be the leader.

Na, screw that. The dog is our leader. Whoop.
6 hours ago, cafe society said:

Florida is ok, which makes it elite compared to the dumpster fire tier that most SEC schools inhabit. Consequently, it gets a more credit than it deserves; Miami, for all of its seamy past and reputation, is a better institution of higher learning. 

Not if you're talking about general reputation. Florida is a major public research university. A lot of prominent researchers in my field teach there.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I don't know in the rankings but UM is a posh private school with great career opportunities through their alumni base.

Miami is a decent school, but I don’t think anyone living in Florida would rank it ahead of UF (certainly not like the situation with Rice vs other schools in Texas).

6 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Miami is a decent school, but I don’t think anyone living in Florida would rank it ahead of UF (certainly not like the situation with Rice vs other schools in Texas).

Depends on the job and location. UM is a pretty good path to the banking/consulting world, while UF is definitely better for engineering/science/accounting. Pretty standard state vs. private split.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I don't know in the rankings but UM is a posh private school with great career opportunities through their alumni base.

It's the SMU of Florida. 

On 8/7/2019 at 10:07 PM, Post Oak said:

He looks like a prepubescent Brauninger

Looks like a late 00’s Mack O-line anchor

The University of Miami used to churn out virtuoso instrumentalists. Pat Metheny, Jaco Pastorius and Steve Morse all came out of The U back in the 70s. Been a while since they've produced anyone of that caliber, though.

You know, it seems like some person would stand out and say:

This dog being the highest ranking officer makes us clowns. Let's get rid of it. Let a human who is a senior with our $1500 boots be the leader.

Na, screw that. The dog is our leader. Whoop.

Its actually a good move on their part. If they say get caught jerking off on their dog, its not like their leadership will talk.

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