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7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That was two years old

True, but it indicates that the reality of College Station is being hammered home by somebody somewhere.

And if it's us, then good.

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Coburn, Ojomo, Ossai, Sweat, Warren, Broughton, Umanmielen, and likely Collins.

vs.

Leal

Yea, their claims of us 7on7 recruiting have really aged well. Should become even more asinine as we sign our best OL class in a very long time.

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Real Jimbos move in silence like lasagna.

People say I’m borderline Krazy Karen sorta kinda

Good info Brian. Also congrats guys, this appears to be a "legit loss"

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On 8/11/2019 at 10:22 AM, irishtexan said:


So this doddering redass is on a trip to move his daughter into the dorms at UGA and had multiple conversations with multiple people sufficient to obtain a consensus about UGA fans’ views of aggy? Why would he be talking to strangers about aggy at UGA move-in day? Perhaps it had something to do with the aggy hat he was most assuredly wearing, the aggy t shirt he was wearing, the aggy ring he was wearing, the 12 aggy bumper stickers on his Dodge Caravan, the thousand times he said “howdy” to strangers, or him randomly asking stranger about their opinion on the dadgum fightin Texas aggies. Whoop.

What a fucking loser.

I wonder just what UGA parents truly thought of this idiot, ( you know he was decked out from head to toe in analm gear with 10 analm stickers on his vehicle) while getting his precious daughter moved into UGA??

These goobers are magnificent. I celebrate their entire catalog

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, their claims of us 7on7 recruiting have really aged well. Should become even more asinine as we sign our best OL class in a very long time.

It'll become more assnine once the season starts and they get rolled by some teams. They're best bet is before and after the season during the speculation and hope period. 

Well at least they can recruit nationally. I mean every little kid in jersey dreams of playing ball at Texas a&m

On 8/11/2019 at 1:51 PM, Bodacious Bevo said:

So in the second scenario from that last picture, the guy thinks that the A&M staff will invite kids to visit with the intention of giving them the cold shoulder once they're on campus. Instead of just being straightforward and honest. Sounds like a dick move. 

Wet dream, something something fucking up ....

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Good info Brian. Also congrats guys, this appears to be a "legit loss"

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"...now that we have a staff and a brand that can recruit nationally."   Precious. 

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Well at least they can recruit nationally. I mean every little kid in jersey dreams of playing ball at Texas a&m

Don't worry AG's, little Jimbo has things well in hand

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20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The pool party is becoming legendary. Not for the reasons they wanted.

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somebody got drunk and shit in the pool. ok?

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Well at least they can recruit nationally. I mean every little kid in jersey dreams of playing ball at Texas a&m

It's a little known fact that Steve Martin based his character Navin Johnson on the collective aggy.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hello Matt R!

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That post by duroc is an all time great.  Aggy practices are so hard and Texas practices are easy.

Lol croots getting word how tough them aggy practices are 

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"makes you pray alford stays on board"

He's not on board you nitwit. I love how these dumbasses count recruits that their $9.95ers have indicated are "leans" as commits. It makes it so much better when things don't go the way they expect them to. 

The problem has been diagnosed - "the PC movement and social media". Guess aggy ain't ready for the future after all.

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23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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You see, we've been mediocre since DKR retired in 1976 outside of Mack Brown winning a national title and finishing in the top-5 five times between 2001 and 2009.  And I guess we were mediocre under Fred Akers, who was a dropped punt away from a national title and finished in the top-5 three times between 1977 and 1983.

I mean because aggy has such exacting standards.  They have finished top-5 three times.  1939.  1956.  And 2012.

And apparently we were mediocre last year winning a BCS/NY6 bowl, which they have never done, and finishing in the top 10.  Which would be there second best season in the last quarter century.

22 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So they don’t understand what a blue blood is. Noted.

Of course they don’t. Why would they?

3 hours ago, Sabalo said:

 

QBLU maybe... quarterbacks who left you?

Apparently, that wasn't a Baby Ruth in the pool at their pool party.

$5 Venmo for whoever finds the post looch made about Princely being Jimbos number one target all along. Need it in my veins 

Just now, RGBIII said:

$5 Venmo for whoever finds the post looch made about Princely being Jimbos number one target all along. Need it in my veins 

That was not long ago, I think it was after VB committed. 

Just now, Goodman said:

That was not long ago, I think it was after VB committed. 

Ya I went back and searched through this one to no avail

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

 


Riggghhht. It’s the numbers.

 

 

Such a huge change in the numbers in the last 10 days.

Or did he mean Texas now has the numbers to take Eaton with being out of the picture with CTJ and Ringo?

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17 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

 


Riggghhht. It’s the numbers.

 

 

It's amazing how they became more interested in a JUCO and the Arizona kid in the past week when things started trending badly for Eaton. But it's really a numbers thing.

58 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Lol croots getting word how tough them aggy practices are 

Sheesh this... Let's all stagger/lumber sideways to that sideline, and then we'll walk back and stagger/lumber toward the other sideline....then take a break.

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ya I went back and searched through this one to no avail

Texags has a corporate ethos of deleting shit that makes them look bad.  See their recruiting rankings from the decade plus where Mack Brown was dragging his nuts all over their faces.  Or all the posts they had about Jimbo Fisher being a scumbag sexual assault enabler with Winston and all the character risks he courted prior to their hiring him.  All that disappeared like a fart in the wind.

50 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So they don’t understand what a blue blood is. Noted.

The one poster mentioning most recent championships was frightfully logical for aggy.

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The Aggies are such psychotic traditionalists. They take the same ride with every coach.

We got the best guy. He'll be able to recruit like crazy because he has a resume that includes Bama/Super Bowl Ring/black skin/a "natty." The sleeping giant stirs. All fear us.

Practices used to be easy, now they're tough! Our guys got their swagger back. Coach is cutting away the deadwood while tu is trapdooring. Big difference.

What? You say tu is getting good recruits? They're over-rated. Our coach is getting who he wants.

What? The season isn't going well? Coach doesn't have his players yet and it takes years to install a new system. Be patient. Trust in Coach.

Okay, this is our year! Nobody realizes just how good Coach's players are except Coach and we football geniuses. 

Okay, it wasn't our year. Fluke losses. We were screwed by the refs. Our losses were better than everybody else's wins. We have guys coming back, so we'll be better while everybody else stays the same. Next year!

I never liked this coach. He's arrogant. The team is soft. They don't swagger. Let's get somebody new.

Oh, I love this new coach. recruits will swoon when they see his resume. He practices hard, not like the last guy. The sleeping giant awakens!

And on and on.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

The Aggies are such psychotic traditionalists. They take the same ride with every coach.

We got the best guy. He'll be able to recruit like crazy because he has a resume that includes Bama/Super Bowl Ring/black skin/a "natty." The sleeping giant stirs. All fear us.

Practices used to be easy, now they're tough! Our guys got their swagger back. Coach is cutting away the deadwood while tu is trapdooring. Big difference.

What? You say tu is getting good recruits? They're over-rated. Our coach is getting who he wants.

What? The season isn't going well? Coach doesn't have his players yet and it takes years to install a new system. Be patient. Trust in Coach.

Okay, this is our year! Nobody realizes just how good Coach's players are except Coach and we football geniuses. 

Okay, it wasn't our year. Fluke losses. We were screwed by the refs. Our losses were better than everybody else's wins. We have guys coming back, so we'll be better while everybody else stays the same. Next year!

I never liked this coach. He's arrogant. The team is soft. They don't swagger. Let's get somebody new.

Oh, I love this new coach. recruits will swoon when they see his resume. He practices hard, not like the last guy. The sleeping giant awakens!

And on and on.

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"Take back the reigns" - aren't they supposed to know farming shit?

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