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47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Y'ALL WE FUCKING DID IT @closetojumping @Machinator

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29 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

The volleyball incident making it to texags is the fucking best.

This is the fucking high point of my life. Or at least Monday. Holy fuck. The problem for them is that:

a) it’s crazily almost believable 

and 

b) there are a whole lot of people who want to believe it, including their own inferiority-complex driven proclivities. 

May the swimming pool party return like Christmas in July each year. Next year, my understanding is that two head-to-head targets will play keep-away with Jimbo as the monkey-in-the-middle that they never let catch the ball. 

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Can't decide which Little Rascal Sam reminds you of? 

Which one was 235 pounds, you dipshit?

Chubby. IJS

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"A&M, LSU, Alabama, and Georgia."

One of these things is not like the others.

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

This is the fucking high point of my life. Or at least Monday. Holy fuck. The problem for them is that:

a) it’s crazily almost believable 

and 

b) there are a whole lot of people who want to believe it, including their own inferiority-complex driven proclivities. 

May the swimming pool party return like Christmas in July each year. Next year, my understanding is that two head-to-head targets will play keep-away with Jimbo as the monkey-in-the-middle that they never let catch the ball. 

When you first posted the blurb, I legitimately found myself debating its veracity. Fisher’s Napoleon complex just makes it so damn believable. 

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

This is the fucking high point of my life. Or at least Monday. Holy fuck. The problem for them is that:

a) it’s crazily almost believable 

and 

b) there are a whole lot of people who want to believe it, including their own inferiority-complex driven proclivities. 

May the swimming pool party return like Christmas in July each year. Next year, my understanding is that two head-to-head targets will play keep-away with Jimbo as the monkey-in-the-middle that they never let catch the ball. 

Word from a recruit group text is that some of the 2021 class is calling Fisher "Ritz bit" because he's a tiny cracker, but I think they were just kidding when they said that. 

Is that the same cracker the corps uses for the circle jerk contest?

48 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

Jimbo recruited against Miami and UF when they were both dumpster fires and Clemson wasn't even a blip on the radar. He over-recruited skill positions and neglected the OL and LB corps to get those top 5 classes.

Smoke, mirrors and revisionist history by Aggy.....as usual.

Funny thing is, as of now, Florida State has a better class ranking than aggy, even after their bad season last year.

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Aggy, August 2019: We are the flagship university in the state of Texas.
Also Aggy, August 2019: We don't need to even recruit Texas

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

"A&M, LSU, Alabama, and Georgia."

One of these things is not like the others.

Ya Georgia is in the SEC East

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aggy and the no good, very bad day continues. alc is THRIVING as the board's satya, though.

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alc1343 is definitely a troll.  The last sentence is the giveaway.  

8 minutes ago, derp said:

Aggy, August 2019: We are the flagship university in the state of Texas.
Also Aggy, August 2019: We don't need to even recruit Texas

Check your sarcasmeter

Found a few gems over the past few weeks. Perroni:

On 7/19/2019 at 9:27 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Manor’s Princely Umanmielen is a player that Price really likes at strongside end and defensive coordinator Mike Elko is heavily involved with his recruitment as well. The 6-foot-4, 250-pound defender is officially visiting for the Alabama game and has a commitment date set for not long after. LSU and Texas are the other two big contenders with him but the Longhorns may not be in the picture anymore after recent pickups.

This explains him not feeling at home in college station:

On 7/27/2019 at 9:35 AM, texifornia said:

Princely you poor poor bastard

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Here's where the "top in state target" came from- just a 247 aggy poster:

On 7/28/2019 at 10:46 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now this is classic aggy here.  This is the thread about Wiltfong changing his Collins pick to cloudy and it's got the classics.  "We moved on a long time ago" and "Princely has been the top in-state target all along" 

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/Wiltfong-Foggy-CB-on-Collins--134001652/

and we robbed Looch: of his dream finish (insert animal joke here):

On 7/30/2019 at 11:32 AM, Lobwedgephil said:

• Current dream finish in the trenches for the Aggies?

1. Close out Chris Morris on the o-line when he visits Alabama weekend in early October (this one looks more likely than ever).

2. Eventually close out Princely Umanmielen at defensive end, probably sometime this fall (far from done but the Ags appear to be in a very good spot).

3. Pull off the mother of all coups and sign a borderline five-star pass rusher in Donell Harris (it'll be a wild ride until December but a pre-season commit is still very much in play).

4. Overtake and outlast Oklahoma (and whoever else) in the battle for the signature of Athens OT Garrett Hayes‍.

The good news? If Signing Day were tomorrow, I believe the three who were at the BBQ on Friday would ink with the Ags.

 

Remember when Elko had Princely point out which position/scheme he wanted to play in as negative recruiting?  

I found them and they are BEAUTIFUL! 

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absolutely cannot wait to hear the spin

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I thought Liucci's dream finish involved a reach around from Johnny 8-ball?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I found them and they are BEAUTIFUL! 

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absolutely cannot wait to hear the spin

"You don't want to see the Horns land all three of the guys deemed offer-worthy in the state at the position this year."

Sorry Looch.

Isn’t donnell Harris a string bean and also underage thanks to his reclassification?  

24/7 has him at 6’4 and 210 lbs but all of his testing is 18 months old, so those numbers might not be current. 

They have him as a pass rushing LB in a 3-4 that maybe can grow into a 4-3 de, even though they list him as a WDE. 

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ah, history

 

Aggy going through fibrillation before flat lining

Perhaps but “elite” has never described you, aggy.

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t donnell Harris a string bean and also underage thanks to his reclassification?  

24/7 has him at 6’4 and 210 lbs but all of his testing is 18 months old, so those numbers might not be current. 

They have him as a pass rushing LB in a 3-4 that maybe can grow into a 4-3 de, even though they list him as a WDE. 

Yes, yet they were all saying Dorbah is to small and not SEC size.

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Not when the flagship is pulling 10+ wins, too, bud.

One thing to think about is the fucking glorious premise of ATM going like 7-6 this year. They fired a black guy putting up what felt like 9+ wins a season. Maybe he had some 8 win years, feel free to fact check. I don’t remember any 7-6 seasons though. So they fired a guy in order to pay the new guy $75million for shittier results. Justify that on the recruiting trail, guys. Good luck!

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Just imagine where the aggy class would be right now without a few kids living that three stripe life. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Y'ALL WE FUCKING DID IT @closetojumping @Machinator

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Let's spill the beans, Jimbo caught a spike in the face and blew his stack (should have stayed in the shallow end) and threatened a recruit, said recruit held him under water until he went limp.  The rest of the recruits said screw this jerk.

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

One thing to think about that is the fucking glorious premise of ATM going like 7-6 this year. They fired a black guy putting up what felt like 9+ wins a season. Maybe he had some 8 win years, feel free to fact check. I don’t remember any 7-6 seasons though. So they fired a guy in order to pay the new guy $75million for shittier results. Justify that on the recruiting trail, guys. Good luck!

They fired Sumlin in the 7-6 year (although we all know he was a dead man walking after that glorious meltdown in the Rose Bowl in week 1).

speaking of that three striped life - Donnell Harris' measurements are from Feb. He's absolutely a player but he is also a classic wait for the ink to dry on NSD guy as well. The move from Booker T. to Gulliver and decommitting from Tha U are all just appetizers. 

 

 

and yeah - to say that he'll need to fill out is an understatement. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Bad DL year in Texas. Jimbo sensibly prioritized the recruiting hotbed that is Camden, New Jersey and national best recruit ever Donnell Harris.

Also this whole thing:

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Wouldn't the Peter "Principal" (as it is being used here) require these kids attempt to punch above their weight in the big bad mighty SEC West, but ultimately flame out? Isn't that the essence of the Peter "Principal"?

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Just imagine where the aggy class would be right now without a few kids living that three stripe life. 

They have 2 guys we probably wish we had.  Demas amd Jones.  That's it.

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

One thing to think about that is the fucking glorious premise of ATM going like 7-6 this year. They fired a black guy putting up what felt like 9+ wins a season. Maybe he had some 8 win years, feel free to fact check. I don’t remember any 7-6 seasons though. So they fired a guy in order to pay the new guy $75million for shittier results. Justify that on the recruiting trail, guys. Good luck!

He was 7-5 his last season where they shit canned him before losing the bowl game. But other than that, his win totals were 11, 9, 8, 8, 8. 

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They have 2 guys we probably wish we had.  Demas amd Jones.  That's it.

Yep.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I love that they think they are big game hunting, because what top national prospect has Jimbo signed that was out of state?

You see, they are IN ON THEM! They don't care about closing the deal. Just being considered, supposedly, is the big deal for aggy. The recruit they end up with is the best recruit, by definition.

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4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

He was 7-5 his last season where they shit canned him before losing the bowl game. But other than that, his win totals were 11, 9, 8, 8, 8. 

That’s because the aggy standard is much higher than that, as evidenced by all their 10+ win championship seasons. Bwahahahahahaha!

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38 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I found them and they are BEAUTIFUL! 

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absolutely cannot wait to hear the spin

Straight. Into. My. Veins. 

If they lost Demas their class would be ranked behind OUs.

Waiting for the inevitable going with

friends to visit Bama note from Billy Boy

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They fired Sumlin in the 7-6 year (although we all know he was a dead man walking after that glorious meltdown in the Rose Bowl in week 1).

Sumlin lost his QB1 in game 1 of the year, still won 7 games, was fired and aggy rejoiced.

jimbo lost his qb in game 1 2 years ago, only won 5 before getting fired iirc, aggy pays him 75 million and says yeah but he lost his qb that season doesn’t count. 

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

And so it begins. 

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

Sure thing

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

That should help the high school coaches trust Jimbo much more.

Standard aggy homophobic dipshittery aside, you can dump on Iowa State, K-State, Okie Lite and West Virginia for a lot of things but "not caring enough about football to attend games" isn't one of them

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10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

jon hamm yes GIF

17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

The kid has been committed since the Reagan administration. Tough break.

Ritz Bitz /Jimbo the Tiny Cracker. Hopefully it sticks. 

27 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

This breaking news is quite unfortunate for Aggy.

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30 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Perroni hinting that Jefferson is going to be a grades casualty. They are discussing whether or not to take his fax, since it would count against their 25 man counter.

I will personally hire this kid a tutor just to spite Jimbo 

Jefferson will do whatever it takes to keep that aggy scholarship.  No way he lets them cop out like that. 

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