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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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over to texags. Even Looch doesn't sound mondo sure of himself.

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desperate stabs at optimism are quickly snuffed out. The Russian Longhorn guns have quieted the Sunshine Brigade.

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The pattern is breaking down. Chaos is taking effect. Jimbo will never get caught with his pants down (Candi will though).

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“Not taking Eaton”. I’ll be damned if those stupid ass rubes bought the bullshit from their reporters hook line and sinker.

“(Sips) don’t put anyone in the league”. Yes A&M is a regular nfl factory.

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"We have bowed to whorn". As it ever was, thus it shall be.

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Need Karen’s reaction. I need some Broughton type confidence from her right now, think this entire board is edging right now

18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Hate to ever see anyone with a permanent disability.

Like being aggy isn't a permanent disability?

Why did these rubes think they were beating us so badly a few months ago? It was still really early in commitment season.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Like being aggy isn't a permanent disability?

God, that alone is enough, doesn't need the physical disability to go alongside the mental/psychological, emotional disability.

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

God, that alone is enough, doesn't need the physical disability to go alongside the mental/psychological, emotional disability.

Although it might get him out of College Station. Jimbo needs spots.

37 minutes ago, Bevo said:

What if the orthopedic surgeon is an aggie?

Then he’s in the morgue by now.

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're fully broken

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aggy recruiting soundrack

 

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His track record spreads for itself. Or Candi spreads for track record setters? Or something, something, Jimbo is a sad little cuckold...

Depth chart at fucking safety. Do these fucks actually follow college football? Texas has a freshmen AA at safety, and signed a 5 star (the one that broke them) last year. They have signed 3-5 star safeties in the last 2 classes.

At the DL, they should know about our guys, because they wanted most of them.

This, straight into Kermit's veins.

 

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Took about 8 hours after the rest of the internet knew before Texags allowed the Cupp story to stay on the non premium boards.
If you are sure of that then this is hilarious on their censorship. Lots of irony on texags. They claim conservative, but run the place like North Korea. And the sheep not only conform, they praise their rulers. Looch probably even laughs at it himself.
1 minute ago, markstanco said:
1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:
Took about 8 hours after the rest of the internet knew before Texags allowed the Cupp story to stay on the non premium boards.

If you are sure of that then this is hilarious on their censorship. Lots of irony on texags. They claim conservative, but run the place like North Korea. And the sheep not only conform, they praise their rulers. Looch probably even laughs at it himself.

247 aggy had a poster that is pretty close to the family. He was posting updates from the dad. Tarp was laughing at the thought of texaggy deleting threads about the injury.

What’s really going to break them is when we win 10 again, they don’t, and we’ll have more seasons with 10 wins this decade than they’ve had this century. 

Shit that sucks.  Here's to a quick recovery for the young man.
Just picking a random "hope for a speedy recovery" reply.

Texags circa 10 years ago: cart mccoy

Shaggy/surly today: damn that sucks I hope he is fine.

Stay classy aggy.
1 minute ago, randygilman said:

What’s really going to break them is when we win 10 again, they don’t, and we’ll have more seasons with 10 wins this decade than they’ve had this century. 

10 win season and the '21 class is going to be loaded. That's where they will really meltdown. 

This, straight into Kermit's veins.
 
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Ah yes, Jimbo is doin’ the right thing ignoring recruiting to focus on coaching.
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Broke 4 bones plus tore an ankle ligament would be especially unusual and bad. The fractures that go most commonly with ankle injuries are the lower ends of the fibula (skinny bone of lower leg) and tibia (shin). The most common bad version of this pattern would be a “trimalleolar” fracture: tibia in 3+ pieces and fibula in 2+. As bad as it is, there would be a ray of hope for being back on it in 6 weeks after surgery and on the field by November. Sometimes the tibia breaks through the weight bearing surface instead of around the edges (plafond fracture). That drops the chances of seeing the field this year close to 0. If he broke his actual ankle bone (talus), he’s getting into new levels of bad. To get to 4 separate bones, you’d add another to those, and it you’d be moving into “unlikely even to walk without a little bit of a limp” territory.

Bottom line, it probably is about how it sounds: no chance he sees the field before October at the earliest— even that would be a surprise— maybe never, depending on what “broke four bones” means.

This is my first thought as well 

"We have a national championship winning coach" who didn't win that championship here.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

They just took him over to the vet school. 

Vet school indication is to euthanize with that type injury 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Vet school indication is to euthanize with that type injury 

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Hot damn, this is good stuff. Even if Alford eventually picks them, just watching them meltdown for a few days is great.

8 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

alc is 100% a troll but it's still hilarious. 

he's their satya

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26 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This, straight into Kermit's veins.

 

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Herman beat that national championship winning coach.  Aggy is so delusional.  They act like we aren’t top 5 all time in wins and don’t have multiple MNC’s.  Forget Colorado and Oregon.  The good bud must be in BCS.  Maybe that’s what Brewster meant when he said the station is 🔥.

So none of the other recruits that committed to Texas are a head to head win, but if they get Alford it’s an obvious head to head win for Jimbo. Typical Looch.

I'm trying to watch a subtitled show and have to pause every ten seconds because there's more heroin aggy tears on my laptop

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28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This, straight into Kermit's veins.

 

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Whoever posted this has no idea how recruiting works and I hope they someday become the AD at Aggy. Start the petition!

I wonder if recruits and their parents read the aggy message boards and realize how delusional that whole fan base actually is?

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1 minute ago, texaslong said:

I wonder if recruits and their parents read the aggy message boards and realize how delusional that whole fan base actually is?

They should be reading aggypedia.

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