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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There must be large, sinister forces at work in Austin

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God this shit is amazing. "Billy, I've seen many instances where their staff has been called amateur."

Who referred to them that way? Could it have been a man named Billy, the very same Billy they you're querying about now in your perpetual cycle of ignorant cuntery?

Listen, despite the 50 guys who've claimed to have fucked Candi while she was married to Jimbo, we know that's not true because Candi said it wasn't true. CTJ is right, we just need to start a competing business model to these clowns, they'll buy fucking ANYTHING. 

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9 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Thanks to @texifornia ,  @Longhornfrenzy , @Machinator and any others responsible for all the glorious aggy screenshots!!

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Doubt that'll happen without a senior season that justifies his potential

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Listen, Tex, I hope you're well hydrated and rested. Today is going to be a big day, and we need you to be a Good Teammate. 

It’s like they believe every single thing they heard at Fish Camp, every single story passed down to them by an older booger-picking aggy retard, and everything desperate meth-fueled, wife-beating Zach Smith has said about Tom Herman.

They’re  gullible AND irrational. 

I love that they are focusing on the White Lives matter tweet from two years ago and glossing over the racist video from current TAMU students in June. 

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I love that they are focusing on the White Lives matter tweet from two years ago and glossing over the racist video from current TAMU students in June. 

I must have missed the news about that video. Was it just like the Sooner racist frat video?

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16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There must be large, sinister forces at work in Austin

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Nice having a coach who's "deadly serious" for a change.

7 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I woke up and today is already a success

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Can't have it both ways Ags.  You don't get to keep sucking the SEC teet and swoon over conference affiliation, then cry about how hard it is to actually win your conference.  

 

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Goddamnit, I have work to do today.

F all that nonsense.  I'm getting carried out of my office on a god damn stretcher from OD'ing on gomer tears.  

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s like they believe every single thing they heard at Fish Camp, every single story passed down to them by an older booger-picking aggy retard, and everything desperate meth-fueled, wife-beating Zach Smith has said about Tom Herman.

They’re  gullible AND irrational. 

How dare Tom and Michelle be loyal to a beaten wife over a football program. Despicable.

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There must be large, sinister forces at work in Austin

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Huh.  Nice takes.

1.  It's "common knowledge" that the Longhorns are amateur recruiters.  Never heard that before.  I guess common knowledge hasn't made its way to me yet.  These great classes must be a fluke.

2.  High school coaches feel great about Jimbo but think Herman is trash?  /poll showing high school coaches distrust Jimbo the most of all Texas coaches.

3.  Tom Herman is sleazy because a domestic abuser had his kids removed from an abusive domestic situation?  I guess screw the kids - the right thing to do is to keep quiet if domestic abuse would have a negative effect on college recruiting.  Good one.

4.  And there are more than thirty college teams who would beat OU and LSU in the same season, plus run the table on the rest of Texas's schedule.  That analysis seems well-researched.  Wonder who these thirty plus teams are.  

The aggy delusion train is coming in hot today, son!

17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Goddamnit, I have work to do today.

I don't.  Bring it on, texifornia!

Looch has always had it out for Herman. Can’t recall specifically why. I’m guessing part of it is fear based. 

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Day 2. Allez cuisine!

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I love the fact they think they're going to beat Georgia. The Dawgs will boat race their asses.

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Day 2. Allez cuisine!

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Endearing themselves to their "brothers" in the SEC. Georgia has inferior conference pride. To A&M? Everybody has inferior conference pride to those pathetic nothing-to-claim-for-themselves losers vamping off of the success of a group they haven't contributed to.

A&M will crush Georgia for letting A&M down in the Sugar Bowl. Italy will crush Germany for letting them down in WWII. Moses Rose would have kicked Jim Bowie's ass for letting him down at the Alamo.

I hope this shit gets back to Georgia. The SEC is learning to despise the Aggies anyway, so the dawgs don't need extra inspiration. Still, it'd be funny if after the ass whoopin' some Bulldog posted a reference to this.

35 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Can't have it both ways Ags.  You don't get to keep sucking the SEC teet and swoon over conference affiliation, then cry about how hard it is to actually win your conference.  

 

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It was a hundred year decision. They'll win that conference in a 100 years after the Apocalypse when they are the only people with a football team. 

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Ok.  Calling someone a knob is just funny. 

And referring to BC as the Ssssh man is awesome too.  It's like he's a fat kid having nightmares of demogorgon in the the upside-down world.

So thank you Billy.  

 

BC is coming for aggy...

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10 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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@OnAComputer The fact that Liucci thinks you are an uber-tool gives me warm fuzzies. Did you cold cock him at 2AM at the Dixie Chicken or something? SOMEBODY had to make his face all crooked like that. I choose to believe it was either you or Super K.

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5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

@OnAComputer The fact that Liucci thinks you are an uber-tool gives me warm fuzzies. Did you cold cock him at 2AM at the Dixie Chicken or something? SOMEBODY had to make his face all crooked like that. I choose to believe it was either you or Super K.

It was the Shush man

Hey, Billy, go have a beer at the Dixie Chicken with the confederate flags and cry about how unfair that racism characterization is.  Watch the recent video of the racist genotype square diagram from the aggy student while you're at it.

17 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I bet he gets internet shamed for this.

This would imply that people actually listen to him.

Holy. Shit. NSIAP. 

It's a complete fucking repeat of the OL issues at FSU. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 

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What a week.  Gomer-tards eating whole bags of dicks on the recruiting trail!  So much awesome!

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2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Holy. Shit. NSIAP. 

It's a complete fucking repeat of the OL issues at FSU. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 

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Holy Christ, it's all happening

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Holy. Shit. NSIAP. 

It's a complete fucking repeat of the OL issues at FSU. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 

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Can't be. I was told none of those issues were Jimbo's fault....

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Can't have it both ways Ags.  You don't get to keep sucking the SEC teet and swoon over conference affiliation, then cry about how hard it is to actually win your conference.  

 

Just as hard as it was for them to actually win in their last conference. You would think they'd be used to it. 

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Complaining about Texas not putting players in the nfl while completely ignoring the fact that A&M has been weak at putting players in the nfl. No self awareness.
11 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Hey, Billy, go have a beer at the Dixie Chicken with the confederate flags and cry about how unfair that racism characterization is.  Watch the recent video of the racist genotype square diagram from the aggy student while you're at it.

They STILL have conferederate flags up? Please tell me you are joking

There must be large, sinister forces at work in Austin
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As a result of the ministry of disinformation, these rubes actually believe they are “professional” recruiters and Texas are “amateurs”. How in the world can these idiots believe that dribble? Just look at recruiting rankings.
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As a result of the ministry of disinformation, these rubes actually believe they are “professional” recruiters and Texas are “amateurs”. How in the world can these idiots believe that dribble? Just look at recruiting rankings.

 

They do have first-hand exposure to Jimbo working his magic on the recruiting trail...

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14 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Sources have reported that outside medical consultants are now questioning why the plate on Baylor Cupp's tibia is a John Wayne Commemorative Plate that was purchased for $19.99. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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How many years will it be before aggy realizes the NFL resembles the Big 12 more and more each season? I’ll give it 10.

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy Christ, it's all happening

I'm not sure if you are aware, but having all guards is a good thing. 

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Aggies have plenty of reasons to be enthusiastic about the 2020 football recruiting class. There may be one more than some think.

Coach Jimbo Fisher’s 2020 class is already ranked ninth in the nation and climbing. He’s gotten a commitment from five-star receiver Demond Demas‍. Committed quarterback Haynes King‍, defensive end Fadil Diggs‍ and safety Jaylon Jones‍ are all rated among the top ten in the nation at their respective positions.

The Aggies are also in strong contention to perhaps add highly-rated running backs Zach Evans‍ and Daniyel Ngata‍, safety Antonio Johnson‍ and defensive end Donell Harris‍, among others.

But another reason to hold this class in high regard is the high quality of its guards.

Texas A&M’s class currently includes three guards – Akinola Ogunbiyi‍ (pictured above), Smart Chibuzo‍ and Josh Bankhead‍ – that are ranked among the nation’s top 35 at the position‍. Ogunbiyi‍ is ranked 10th. The Aggies are also considered the leader for Chris Morris‍ of Memphis, Tennessee, who is the country’s second-ranked guard by 247sports.com.

Theoretically, within a season or two, A&M could have one of the better guard tandems in college football. Only seven programs have commitments from more than one guard ranked among the top 40.

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Woodlands College Park OL Josh Bankhead was the second pledge in the 2020 class.

Of course, some guards may shift to tackle or center. Some tackles or centers may shift to guard. But the point is that A&M is making an impressive, though perhaps under-appreciated, haul there.

TexAgs’ Hunter Goodwin, a former A&M tackle, former NFL tight end and offensive line savant, is duly impressed.

“You’ve got to have good guards in the passing game,” Goodwin said.  “Oftentimes the best way to disrupt a play and a quarterback is to make him uncomfortable in the pocket. Collapsing the interior line is the best way to do that. If you don’t have good guard and center play that can post up and have stiff front, then the quarterback is constantly under duress.”

Still, guards are typically under-appreciated. A good group of guards won’t generally have a major impact on overall class ratings. From 2014 through the developing 2020 recruiting class, just four guards have been anointed five-star status by 247sports.com.

One reason for that may be that it’s just too difficult to evaluate interior offensive linemen. Linemen drills at camps are typically geared towards pass protection. Often, a guard is matched up against a speedy defensive end with predictable results. The guard looks overmatched.

“When you're on the end of the line of scrimmage, your match-ups are more visible,” Goodwin said. “Your athleticism can show itself. When you’re a guard, your athleticism is harder to notice unless you’re watching tape of every snap of every game from an end zone angle.

“They’ll be the guys that never get talked about. Good guard play may not be as recognized because it’s harder to see. It’s not as visible to the fan, but its every bit as important.
- Hunter Goodwin

“With guard play, you’ve got a guy right in your face. You’re boxing in a tight ring.”

Playing in tight spaces requires a different skill set. Guards are often just asked to create a stalemate at the line of scrimmage or help with double team blocks in pass protection.

In run blocking, they need brute strength get a push at the line but must be athletic enough to pull on sweeps or to reach the linebackers for next-level blocks.

Successful running teams always have strong, powerful guards.

Still, guards almost always will be rated lower, drafted lower and eventually paid lower salaries than tackles.

But just because they’re paid less as professionals and celebrated less as college recruits does not mean they should be less appreciated.

“Tackles are paid more. They get more notoriety because they’re long and flashy,” Goodwin said. “They’re like a thoroughbred. They’re long, lean and pretty to watch. But if you need to haul heavy crap up a mountain, you go to a quarter horse or a pack mule.

“They’ll be the guys that never get talked about. Good guard play may not be as recognized because it’s harder to see. It’s not as visible to the fan, but its every bit as important.”

 

 

 

Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

I'm not sure if you are aware, but having all guards is a good thing. 

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Aggies have plenty of reasons to be enthusiastic about the 2020 football recruiting class. There may be one more than some think.

Coach Jimbo Fisher’s 2020 class is already ranked ninth in the nation and climbing. He’s gotten a commitment from five-star receiver Demond Demas‍. Committed quarterback Haynes King‍, defensive end Fadil Diggs‍ and safety Jaylon Jones‍ are all rated among the top ten in the nation at their respective positions.

The Aggies are also in strong contention to perhaps add highly-rated running backs Zach Evans‍ and Daniyel Ngata‍, safety Antonio Johnson‍ and defensive end Donell Harris‍, among others.

But another reason to hold this class in high regard is the high quality of its guards.

Texas A&M’s class currently includes three guards – Akinola Ogunbiyi‍ (pictured above), Smart Chibuzo‍ and Josh Bankhead‍ – that are ranked among the nation’s top 35 at the position‍. Ogunbiyi‍ is ranked 10th. The Aggies are also considered the leader for Chris Morris‍ of Memphis, Tennessee, who is the country’s second-ranked guard by 247sports.com.

Theoretically, within a season or two, A&M could have one of the better guard tandems in college football. Only seven programs have commitments from more than one guard ranked among the top 40.

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Lia Musgrave, TexAgs
Woodlands College Park OL Josh Bankhead was the second pledge in the 2020 class.

Of course, some guards may shift to tackle or center. Some tackles or centers may shift to guard. But the point is that A&M is making an impressive, though perhaps under-appreciated, haul there.

TexAgs’ Hunter Goodwin, a former A&M tackle, former NFL tight end and offensive line savant, is duly impressed.

“You’ve got to have good guards in the passing game,” Goodwin said.  “Oftentimes the best way to disrupt a play and a quarterback is to make him uncomfortable in the pocket. Collapsing the interior line is the best way to do that. If you don’t have good guard and center play that can post up and have stiff front, then the quarterback is constantly under duress.”

Still, guards are typically under-appreciated. A good group of guards won’t generally have a major impact on overall class ratings. From 2014 through the developing 2020 recruiting class, just four guards have been anointed five-star status by 247sports.com.

One reason for that may be that it’s just too difficult to evaluate interior offensive linemen. Linemen drills at camps are typically geared towards pass protection. Often, a guard is matched up against a speedy defensive end with predictable results. The guard looks overmatched.

“When you're on the end of the line of scrimmage, your match-ups are more visible,” Goodwin said. “Your athleticism can show itself. When you’re a guard, your athleticism is harder to notice unless you’re watching tape of every snap of every game from an end zone angle.

“They’ll be the guys that never get talked about. Good guard play may not be as recognized because it’s harder to see. It’s not as visible to the fan, but its every bit as important.
- Hunter Goodwin

“With guard play, you’ve got a guy right in your face. You’re boxing in a tight ring.”

Playing in tight spaces requires a different skill set. Guards are often just asked to create a stalemate at the line of scrimmage or help with double team blocks in pass protection.

In run blocking, they need brute strength get a push at the line but must be athletic enough to pull on sweeps or to reach the linebackers for next-level blocks.

Successful running teams always have strong, powerful guards.

Still, guards almost always will be rated lower, drafted lower and eventually paid lower salaries than tackles.

But just because they’re paid less as professionals and celebrated less as college recruits does not mean they should be less appreciated.

“Tackles are paid more. They get more notoriety because they’re long and flashy,” Goodwin said. “They’re like a thoroughbred. They’re long, lean and pretty to watch. But if you need to haul heavy crap up a mountain, you go to a quarter horse or a pack mule.

“They’ll be the guys that never get talked about. Good guard play may not be as recognized because it’s harder to see. It’s not as visible to the fan, but its every bit as important.”

 

 

 

They seriously wrote a whole article trying to justify Human Cube Recruiting? Incredible.

If they are concerned now about constantly playing with 6 DBs, wait until aggy and these DB prospects see our new 3-8 defense. DB's all over the place.

 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"Is always ready for a midnight yell -- no matter what time it is."

Man, I like the enthusiasm, but I have to point out that the optimum time for a midnight yell is at exactly midnight. You can't have a midnight yell in the middle of brunch. 

"A true Aggie takes three hours to watch '60 Minutes.'"

"The most fervent Aggie is prepared to fight in 'The War of 1812' even when it's 1999 or 2020."

 

 

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That might be the most insecure item of college paraphernalia I've ever seen

Oh, that would make a great target on the range.  Set those up @ 200, 500, and 800yds.  I think I found a new project to work on.  Just have to find a way to mount them so the wind doesn't knock them over.  

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