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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

  • BurntOrangeCrush
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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I want to print that and roll it into a ball and smoke it with a glass pipe in front of the Dixie Chicken.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch. Buddy. This is some sad shit.

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They aren’t even close to the same position Billy.  

But are your coaches still telling Hansford he’s a tight end, Achane he’s a running back, and Jones and Young that they’re corner backs?

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch. Buddy. This is some sad shit.

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It's incumbent upon Texas to inform Alford that they will continue pursuing other athletes.

5 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

For a long time they confused our post-Mack Brown / Charlie Strong ineptitude and the associated increase in their recruiting success with the SECSECSEC. Now it's clear that when Texas is competing at its historical level it doesn't make a shit what they do. They have been, and always will be, little brother.

In case you haven't noticed, that whole causation vs. correlation thing has never really registered with that group. 

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Crying out for any positive news

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3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

It's incumbent upon Texas to inform Alford that they will continue pursuing other athletes.

Especially ones that don't even play the same position in Orlando's defense.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Crying out for any positive news

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Lol @ RedsCerebrum

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch. Buddy. This is some sad shit.

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I hope he's fucking right. I'm perfectly happy taking Chris Thompson later and risk pissing off Alford just fine. 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Crying out for any positive news

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Nah, Nga ... uh, Ngata gonna sign here. 

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Can't tell whether or not this is an Onion article 

Aggy doesnt understand satire or sarcasm or cleverness.  

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That's because all the fat tackles haven't left room for anyone else.

Everyone look at OG to the left of you. Now look at the OG to the right. 

By the time you are seniors, one of you will be a starter, one of you will have entered the portal, and one of you will have been consumed by the others at the Price summer BBQ.  Good luck and gig em

Someone needs to invent the equivalent of narcan for aggy tears. I'm about to pass out and stop breathing. 

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Apparently Green is moving to DL.

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brauny

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At this point they just need to let it go. It's done. Stop hounding the kid and everyone around him just so that you can post updates saying the exact same thing over and over in order to keep hope alive. 

56 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Perroni is taking questions

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Here's the breakdown of Texas and aggy defensive players drafted since those idiots joined the SEC in 2012:

Texas 14

aggy 11

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

oops

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Wait, their best player and head cock-gobbler for their incoming class has eligibility concerns.  Oh, shit.  This is too amazing to be true.  I'm going to stroke out on Ag tears...

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Wait, their best player and head cock-gobbler for their incoming class has eligibility concerns.  Oh, shit.  This is too amazing to be true.  I'm going to stroke out on Ag tears..

Just high school eligibility due to transfer rules - he's fine for getting into aggy

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Just high school eligibility due to transfer rules - he's fine for getting into aggy

Loochie right about now

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34 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

They aren’t even close to the same position Billy.  

But are your coaches still telling Hansford he’s a tight end, Achane he’s a running back, and Jones and Young that they’re corner backs?

Not that Billy is a booster inserting himself into his alma mater’s recruiting or anything. Completely unbiased observer and reporter. 

It doesn’t affect his ability to qualify at aggy. Doesn’t help his development though.  

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Demas meltdown incoming

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Can't breath.  Laughing too hard....

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what's the reason behind the kid's transfer anyway?

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

oops

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Demas is probably actually living at Krazy Karen’s house in “The Woodlands” for football reasons. 

30 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Aggy doesnt understand satire or sarcasm or cleverness.  

That is a true statement.

I doubt it would happen, but Demas losing his 5th star due to not being able to play his senior year would absolutely bring the good shit. 

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How about we get an update about some kids who want to be at A&M!

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5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

what's the reason behind the kid's transfer anyway?

Tomball is closer to the Aggy Hive Mind

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It just doesn't add up

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Their biggest problem (beside having absolutely no self-awareness) is that their mods always immediately predict every player they want to aggy. Brian Perroni does it with his crystal balls every single time. They’re constantly pissed because they believed falsehoods from the start. 

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I doubt it would happen, but Demas losing his 5th star due to not being able to play his senior year would absolutely bring the good shit. 

JUCO bound in 5...4...3....

54 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I hope he's fucking right. I'm perfectly happy taking Chris Thompson later and risk pissing off Alford just fine. 

Or even Ransom 

What happened to Hamm's waterslide buddy Blanton?

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He’s about to miss his 2nd straight season with his injury, that’s not a good sign.

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When you're not out there at the start of fall camp and you don't make an appearance about halfway in...injury issues are probably a factor and more of a long term one.

 

27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

what's the reason behind the kid's transfer anyway?

Needed to get away from North Forest. If he stays at Tomball, he's an aggy lock. But if he transfers to IMG where Georgia, Clemson, Bama, and the Florida trio will visit daily, he's no longer a lock, imo. 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What happened to Hamm's waterslide buddy Blanton?

 

Isn't one of the very few pure Tackle's they have on the OL?

Just now, Fud said:

Needed to get away from North Forest. If he stays at Tomball, he's an aggy lock. But if he transfers to IMG where Georgia, Clemson, Bama, and the Florida trio will visit daily, he's no longer a lock, imo. 

Yep.  A LOT can happen with a location shift like this.  This is the beginning of those stories about players that fans laugh off as not a big deal, up until the troubled young man enrolls out of state, goes the JUCO route, or quits football all together.  I wish no ill will on the young man, but damn if this isn't perfect timing for the aggy collective.  

It really is great that these fucking morons not only canned Mike Sherman, but moved to the SEC where they can play in the same division as Bama and LSU every year.  Fucking morons! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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