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31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

STOP giving the Horns tears, you nerds

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Lmao, Plan B.  You have to actually be able to score for Plan B 

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Ah is that ban worthy now? Explains why I haven't seen those kinds of comments in these melt screenshots

Yeah word came down from the Ministry. Have the goobers figured out why Jimbo wouldn't want people talking openly about that stuff? Not at all.

Played Phil Collins in announcement vid.  Do not want.  Phil Collins wouldn't last a day in SEC.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:
This account is some 18-year-old A&M fan, isn't it?

No, it's an insider.  Can you not read?

 So they invited Eaton to their prison modeled campus just so they could pull his offer? They pressured him to commit. He didn’t. So who backed away from whom?

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This account is some 18-year-old A&M fan, isn't it?

His name is Tyler Spam.  His age is none of your business.  

12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

to be fair, so are folks like Derka and Vic over here...

Well, fucker, I was simply illustrating that it's not a sock. Do you honestly think Derka and Vic are socks? What a miserable existence that piece of shit sock puppet must live. 

I'd argue that your examples prove just how real a fuck like that guy is...

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Yikes. Poor little cryptkeeper would get murdered before Muhammad or Demas could even run a 5-yard route.

12 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Any idea as to what he got banned for?

Walking on the grass probably

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Yikes. Poor little cryptkeeper would get murdered before Muhammad or Demas could even run a 5-yard route.

Yea, all that edit achieves is pointing out that they have bread on the line and zero OTs

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

wait so Higgins first moved to Steele to play with Jaylon Jones but now is living in Cali and playing with Daniyel Ngata in Folsom? 

Ngata who is now slowing things down - per Hamm Lite

 

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Folsom, Calif., four-star running back Daniyel Ngata has long been down to a final five of Arizona State, Clemson, Oklahoma State, Texas A&M and Utah. The nation's No. 55 overall prospect had planned to make a commitment out of that group before the beginning of the season. However, that has now changed.

As of now, the 5-foot-9, 180-pounder has only taken and official visit to A&M and and an unofficial to Utah. He now plans to take two other official visits.

"I'm going to wait a little long to [commit]," Ngata said. "I want to take my trips to ASU and Oklahoma State. Then, after that, I'll decide. It'll be right after that."

Ngata already has the date set for one of those visits.

"I'm going to ASU the weekend of Sep. 21, when they play Colorado," he said. "As for Oklahoma State, I don't know when that will be, because we have games every weekend. It's a long trip from here to there, so I may have to miss school.

"I think it should happen by mid-October at the latest and I'll decide right after that. I don't have an exact date yet, though."

Ngata has long been high on Texas A&M and all six of his Crystal Ball predictions are in favor of the Aggies. He says A&M is still a major contender for his services.

"That's one I know will be in it to the end," he said. "I loved it at Texas A&M and I love their coaching staff. I like the way that they would use me and I liked the facilities out there. I could definitely see myself ending up there."

Ngata has a new teammate at Folsom that also holds an Aggie offer. Austin Bowie class of 2021 cornerback Kaleb Higgins, who was offered by A&M after spending three days in camp over the summer, has moved to the West Coast.

"He's a really good cornerback," Ngata said of Higgins. "He came in a little late, so he's still getting up to speed. But he should be really good for us this year."

 

 

I don't think aggy is gonna hear that train a comin'. 

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This account is some 18-year-old A&M fan, isn't it?

From most schools, I'd say yes. Aggy? This is likely a 53 year old guy selling insurance in Katy. 

14 minutes ago, HornSinceBirth said:

I wonder how many of those brainwashed morons actually believe half of the stuff that is spewed over there.

All of them.

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I don't think aggy is gonna hear that train a comin'. 

Wrong. If there is one thing Jimbo Fisher's little weasel ears can hear, it's the sound of a train being run, from Folsom down to College Station

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

At least he was honest enough to list all the linemen as Guard/Center.

3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

From most schools, I'd say yes. Aggy? This is likely a 53 year old guy selling insurance in Katy. 

Paul Pesek - Farmers Insurance - aka daddy98? (although his office is based in Houston proper).

So did Fong switch his CB for Alford?

3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

From most schools, I'd say yes. Aggy? This is likely a 53 year old guy selling insurance in Katy. 

To be fair, I think it's difficult to pinpoint an age around 53 at all. There are probably dozens of aggies selling insurance in Katy alone between the ages of 23-63.

And lets not discount the possibility that we're talking about someone working at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, either. 

15 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Played Phil Collins in announcement vid.  Do not want.  Phil Collins wouldn't last a day in SEC.

shit, Phil Collins fought at the alamo...

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. 30 minutes prior. 

Did Perroni switch or is he grasping onto the Liucci-this-aint-over-'til-Malik-Jefferson-sings theory?

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

shit, Phil Collins fought at the alamo...

And they lost.  Moving on to Eaton.

Just now, Chooky said:

Did Perroni switch or is he grasping onto the Liucci-this-aint-over-'til-Malik-Jefferson-sings theory?

the latter. 

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Unless I get a clear answer before the announcement, I'm not going to change my Crystal Ball from A&M. I'd probably lean toward it being Texas right now but I don't know for sure. I also think there's a chance that, even if it is Texas, A&M could convince him to switch down the road.

 

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Did Perroni switch or is he grasping onto the Liucci-this-aint-over-'til-Malik-Jefferson-sings theory?

The latter. 

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goddamnit golfclap

5 minutes ago, Big D said:

All of them.

It’s true. I work with a rich Asian Aggy. He spouts all the same lines. Uncle Red, F250, got Jimbo, secsecsec, Bdf. The stupid names for old rivals (tceh, baylol). Has a strange need to always bring up Herman kissing the players. 

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Allow me to get this out of my system. Below is a loosely connected set of sentences and phrases that are my general response to recruiting drama.

Here's the truth. Jimbo and company pitch what they want from the player, what their game plan is for the player, and what the team is going to do with or without them. Some recruits hear that, and it works for them. Other recruits don't like that and don't think A&M is a good fit for them. That's fine. Maybe it's true and we dodged a bullet on a guy who wouldn't fit in.

If the guy goes on to be great at Texas, that doesn't mean he would have been great at A&M. It's mostly about fit.

If the kid gets it right and he goes on to be successful, wherever that may be, then congratulations are in order, not smack talk and name calling.

Some kids just want to be at Texas (facts and trends be damned). They've done a great job at marketing and developing connections across the state.
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hey, AggiesToday from Instagram here. i've been told by the player he's torn but has decided. a flip isn't shocking, but i'd put crystal balls on A&M, had a good conversation with Jimbo for a few hours yesterday.

 

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Would be 3 big in a row for them. Need to stem the tide and get the momentum back heading to the season!
REMINDER: Do not panic.

Even if we lose Alford, we still are sitting very pretty with a guy who is very similar in Antonio Johnson. So before people knee-jerk if Alford picks the sips, remember Jimbo will still get his guy at this position.

 

Glad I didn't get to this til after the Alford commit. It makes these tears that much sweeter. 

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Looch surprises everyone and gives Texas and Tom Herman the respect they deserve in this recruiting momentum and H2H battles with aggy... Just kidding. It's exactly what you'd expect.

"In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

"Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

 

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2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Glad I didn't get to this til after the Alford commit. It makes these tears that much sweeter. 

1:57:45 - 2:03:00

Looch surprises everyone and gives Texas and Tom Herman the respect they deserve in this recruiting momentum and H2H battles with aggy... Just kidding. It's exactly what you'd expect.

"In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

"Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

 

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44 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

A small side note from the delicious ag tears - but these guys still don't see that they were not invited in as peers.  The SEC wanted inroads to Texas, and these gullible tards swallowed the whole hook.  

SEC knew which lure to use

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Tom took down Urban Meyer in under a year, and they think he's worried about recruiting against Jimbo?

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Blink once and sip has jumped up the rankings just behind us. Blink twice and they have moved sip up to #6 with only 15 recruits - well above us with our three 5* studs and overall great class.

It's getting much more difficult for all the sip apologists who clamor for the day we are back in their shadow to continue defending these recruiting rankings.

The pundit's ranking system has officially lost all credibility. Two weeks ago sip was in the 30's and the meltdown was in full effect. Today, after just a few commits, they are ranked 6 by 247. On the other hand, ESPN accidentally has them at a more accurate ranking of #15. Lastly, Rivals has them at the most accurate #16.

The discrepancy between these sites is solid proof of their illegitimacy and the common favoritism found with team such as sip.

Recruiting is the bread and butter no doubt, and after studying Clemson's rise to the top, we need to maintain a top 15 class every year to make it.

But fluffing the rankings for sip is a slap in the face to all involved in the sport, and only further discredits the pundits when their high preseason ranking for sip falters after a loss to the likes of Maryland.

Our class is looking better by the day and Jimbo is going to bring in one of the better groups, regardless of the pundits scores.

 

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"I want blood in the streets" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Also  "not aiming this at any recruit in particular but some kids don't want to work hard"

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If you read the first post in Hank Hill's voice, it all makes more sense.

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

There are times this image is over or misused, this isn't one of them

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bruh...get in here for the real thing

 

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24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Gotta love how they have an OG lined up at one OT spot and a TE lined up at the other tackle.  Is this self-awareness creeping in or just ironically prophetic?

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

If you read the first post in Hank Hill's voice, it all makes more sense.

No it doesn't, because @Hank_Hill has always been a fan of the Longhorns.

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1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

Is this self-awareness creeping in

Yeah, let me stop you right here.  NO.  The answer is no...

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Should be noted that Bill Superman was the Texags poster guaranteeing that Broughton would commit to aggy.

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