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Just now, derp said:

The amount of bulletin board material being provided for Georgia by aggy fans is mind boggling.

Can't believe they embarrassed the conference like that!  

Fucking rubes.

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33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Let's be honest -- Georgia is going to slaughter them regardless.

Yes, but it just makes it sweeter....and will make aggy fold and quit sooner.  Wonder how much UGA is reading that crap and getting pissed?

They are all in on beating Clemson. Their delusion knows no bounds.

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

LSU? Whodathunk those inbred swamp dwellers would be so active on social media? Must be a porn thing. 

Well they are active because they have to repeat themselves over and over before anyone can understand what they are saying... Broo, gra.  Ohhohh io ah

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Peak. Fucking. Roller. Coaster.

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Clemson’s offensive line isn’t elite? Carman, Simpson, Pollard, Cervenka, and Anchrum are all future draft picks. Between them, Lawrence, Etienne, Ross, Higgins, and Rodgers, Clemson’s offense just isn’t fair.

I've seen this all off-season and I know the reason (because: aggy) but I have enjoyed greatly the talk of the "Big 4" games on the schedule while completely dismissing Auburn and Moo State (who fucking mudholed their asses the past 2 years) as wins. 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

I've seen this all off-season and I know the reason (because: aggy) but I have enjoyed greatly the talk of the "Big 4" games on the schedule while completely dismissing Auburn and Moo State (who fucking mudholed their asses the past 2 years) as wins. 

 

 

 

They don’t get free passes against arky and scar into perpetuity, and it doesn’t have to wait until one of those teams improves for it to happen. 

17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Peak. Fucking. Roller. Coaster.

There is a higher peak after they defeat Texas State.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They don’t get free passes against arky and scar into perpetuity, and it doesn’t have to wait until one of those teams improves for it to happen. 

I don't think they'll lose, but @ Ole Miss the week after playing Bama' wont be a walk in the park.

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Incoming nuclear fallout in College Station

23 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Peak. Fucking. Roller. Coaster.

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What are the Vegas odds on them even going 1-3?

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26 minutes ago, Deej said:

They are all in on beating Clemson. Their delusion knows no bounds.

Yeah, but we knew that already.

And after Clemson throttles them, we'll hear a revisionist chorus of, "We expected to lose that one, road game versus national champs, best loss in college football, blah blah blah."

 

"We expected to lose that one we've been expecting to win since our moral victory last season."

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They don’t get free passes against arky and scar into perpetuity, and it doesn’t have to wait until one of those teams improves for it to happen. 

I hope that happens in their precious season after next.  The one they’ve annointed as their turn to win it all.   They bought the coach, they are guaranteed a “natty”.  /aggy logic 

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I don't think they'll lose, but @ Ole Miss the week after playing Bama' wont be a walk in the park.

Yes it will. That team is gonna be horrible. That’s pretty much the ideal post-Bama game for them. 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They don’t get free passes against arky and scar into perpetuity, and it doesn’t have to wait until one of those teams improves for it to happen. 

Coach BOOM may start an aggy 3 game losing streak on Nov 16th...  💥💥 💥

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Sat, 11/23
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Sat, 11/30
@LSULSU
 
9 minutes ago, GTNY said:

What are the Vegas odds on them even going 1-3?

As of last week, they are predicted to lose all 4

Source: https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/college-sports/collegesports/2019/08/07/betting-odds-college-footballs-biggest-games-2019-favored-texas-ou-texas-lsu-am-lsu

Texas A&M:

A&M at Clemson (9/7): Clemson is an 18.5-point favorite
Alabama at A&M (10/12): Alabama is a 14.5-point favorite
A&M at Georgia (11/23): Georgia is a 13-point favorite
A&M at LSU (11/30): LSU is an 8-point favorite

3 minutes ago, derp said:

As of last week, they are predicted to lose all 4

Source: https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/college-sports/collegesports/2019/08/07/betting-odds-college-footballs-biggest-games-2019-favored-texas-ou-texas-lsu-am-lsu

Texas A&M:

A&M at Clemson (9/7): Clemson is an 18.5-point favorite
Alabama at A&M (10/12): Alabama is a 14.5-point favorite
A&M at Georgia (11/23): Georgia is a 13-point favorite
A&M at LSU (11/30): LSU is an 8-point favorite

What are the implied odds of going 0/4? Like 50% then?

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yes it will. That team is gonna be horrible. That’s pretty much the ideal post-Bama game for them. 

No faith in RichRod? (I'm kidding I'm not looking forward to watching OM and hating everything before every UT game).

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Then out spake wee Jimbo

The captain of the fake

for every ag upon this coaster 

realization cometh sooner or late

and what better way for aggy to cry

then facing fearful odds

for the ashes of his collies

and the temple of his clods. 

Yes it will. That team is gonna be horrible. That’s pretty much the ideal post-Bama game for them. 

The game last year was pretty close until aggy got a late touchdown. Ole Miss qb was throwing all over them.
5 minutes ago, derp said:

Using this: https://www.bettingtalk.com/win-probability-percentage-point-spread-nfl-nba/

Their chances of winning the individual games are:

Clemson: 3.8%

Alabama: 13.2%

Georgia: 17%

LSU: 26.2%

If I'm doing my math right. It looks like it's a 49% chance they go 0/4.

 

 

Only if those events are independent, and they're not. Losing the first game increases the likelihood that they lose the next 3.

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1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

Only if those events are independent, which they're not. Losing the first game increases the likelihood that they go 0/4.

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Never mind that Texas had 19+ point leads in every one of those games.

aggy went 4-2 in games decided by 7 points or less; Clemson, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, Auburn, and LSU. They lost their best OL, RB, receiving threat, and return 1 player from their front 6/7. They are going to get destroyed by 3 out of the 4 auto-losses on their schedule, and have never beaten all 3 of Auburn, MSU, and Ole Miss since 2011 in the same season.

 

This ^.    Plus if aggy keeps being  horribly lazy in practice, Jake Spavital will keep it close for at least a half with Texas State.  It will be humiliating if they are sweating the Texas State game in the 4th quarter.  

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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I have woofed down every one of these texifornia reposts the last couple of days, 

but this one is the absolute fucking best.  

43 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Clemson’s offensive line isn’t elite? Carman, Simpson, Pollard, Cervenka, and Anchrum are all future draft picks. Between them, Lawrence, Etienne, Ross, Higgins, and Rodgers, Clemson’s offense just isn’t fair.

You need to understand it from their perspective.  They played Clemson close last year.  Even though Clemson was fucking around and ditched that QB for another, they are not SECSECSEC so the game is a toss-up, likely a win.   Georgia lost to BDF Texas so they must suck too.  LSU won 7 in a row vs aggy, so now its aggy's turn to win 7 in a row.  Bama may be carrying the conference but aggy won one time, and since they too lost to non-secsecsec team, they are gonna lose to the fightin texas aggy national champs 2019 to 2045 when Jimbo retires. 

 

If they stumble into South Carolina with three losses, they could easily finish out 1-3 counting the bowl game that they won't care about. That would provide one of the best off seasons in a long time.

4 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Only if those events are independent, which they're not. Losing the first game increases the likelihood that they lose the next 3.

Wrong!  Yer fancy math doesn't understand the resolve and the sticktoitiveness of the boys of the good ole Fightin Texum Aggies!

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

You need to understand it from their perspective.  They played Clemson close last year.  Even though Clemson was fucking around and ditched that QB for another, they are not SECSECSEC so the game is a toss-up, likely a win.   Georgia lost to BDF Texas so they must suck too.  LSU won 7 in a row vs aggy, so now its aggy's turn to win 7 in a row.  Bama may be carrying the conference but aggy won one time, and since they too lost to non-secsecsec team, they are gonna lose to the fightin texas aggy national champs 2019 to 2045 when Jimbo retires. 

 

Wait a minute. Are you saying aggy is dumb? I am puzzled cause aggy themselves told me they is smart. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

If they stumble into South Carolina with three losses, they could easily finish out 1-3 counting the bowl game that they won't care about. That would provide one of the best off seasons in a long time.

SHit, those posts make me realize we're going to see a huge meltdown if they go 8-4 like everyone with a brain expects them to.  

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Incredible.  And this is unedited, right?  You didn't just pick out the best ones?  Not one person picked them to go even 1-3?

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

This ^.    Plus if aggy keeps being  horribly lazy in practice, Jake Spavital will keep it close for at least a half with Texas State.  It will be humiliating if they are sweating the Texas State game in the 4th quarter.  

Fumble/scoop/return with 18 seconds to  go.....TSU wins

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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I'm buzzed so I don't think I read that right - do these fucks really have a consensus on beating Clemson and Georgia?  

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51 minutes ago, GTNY said:

What are the Vegas odds on them even going 1-3?

I'd bet on them winning 1, even if you assume that they have a 20% chance of winning any of the 4 that'd give them a 60% of coming out with a win 

14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

If they stumble into South Carolina with three losses, they could easily finish out 1-3 counting the bowl game that they won't care about. That would provide one of the best off seasons in a long time.

An off-season leading up to their guaranteed 2020 playoff spot, right?

2020 is gonna be even better. They've had that season pegged as their best chance to win it all in....well, forever.

The first loss in 2020 won't be a rollercoaster descent, it'll be the fucking Hindenburg

24 minutes ago, derp said:

Using this: https://www.bettingtalk.com/win-probability-percentage-point-spread-nfl-nba/

Their chances of winning the individual games are:

Clemson: 3.8%

Alabama: 13.2%

Georgia: 17%

LSU: 26.2%

If I'm doing my math right. It looks like it's a 49% chance they go 0/4.

 

 

What you're saying is I basically nailed it. Damn, us Indians are so good at math we don't even need to do the math to have done the math 😂

This is what fentanyl must be like. 

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

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34 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Wait a minute. Are you saying aggy is dumb? I am puzzled cause aggy themselves told me they is smart. 

 

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