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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh dear

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Wait another CB? wtf is going on? Maybe "pulling" Eaton's offer was a stupid mistake from In Jimbo I trust.

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Just now, Radical Larry said:

Right. Into. My. Veins.

I'm a little worried they're coming down too fast. I wanted the coaster as high as it's ever been at the beginning of the season.

Damn. Some raging vaginitis on the aggy sites. They are so used to having Tom steal their lunch that a guy considering Texas and aggy are now just trolling them.
Also lol at the way they talk about sec bluebloods like Georgia as not pulling their weight. Aggy showed up 5 minutes ago, ain’t done shit and they talk down to Georgia.


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Georgia must be punished

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I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that aggy doesn't care about NY6/BCS/ major postseason shit since they're never involved anyway. Hell, deep down they probably don't care about the playoffs either

17 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

I think they get 8-4. Most of the SEC isn't that great this year outside of the Big 3. I'd normally add Auburn due to it being an odd year, but they don't have a QB.

I've got them going 8-4.  And 7-5 is a lot more likely than 9-3. 

Who are they talking about flipping from Bama?


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3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Who are they talking about flipping from Bama?


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Brown.

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait, I thought aggy was full up at the CB position? Why are they recruiting more CB targets, after pulling Eaton's offer.

Because “no more room” includes a couple of guys that they are sure they are getting, Manning and George. 

They could recall that they were sure they were getting princely, xavion, Eaton, ngata and a few others that haven’t broken their way, but you know how they operate. 

tu is in the perception business. That's something they like to say, and it's in a post on the previous page.

We win recruiting battles, big games, and championships just to be perceived as elite, I guess. The Aggies are genuine in their misplaced smugness and history of mediocrity.

Advantage: Aggie.

I'd love for aggy to point out one play where Uga loafed it in the sugar bowl. Just one. I don't remember them not trying. I remember them trying hard but not being able to handle what was headed for them. 

Does aggy hear how ducking ridiculous it sounds to suggest that the coaches and players don’t care about being there? Like it’s understandable. I would be fucking irate if Herman was just like, eh not a big deal, I mean it’s only the Sugar Bowl

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

More sip talk

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"Loochy and staff have said no less than 100 times already to stop panicking...so stop."

What a perfect example of their cult-like single minded acceptance of propaganda.  But as long as Jimbo is around, all is good.

17 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I'd love for aggy to point out one play where Uga loafed it in the sugar bowl. Just one. I don't remember them not trying. I remember them trying hard but not being able to handle what was headed for them. 

Kirby Smart has stated more than once that Georgia was indeed ready and prepared for that game and gave credit to Texas for whipping them. Aggy, however, are the only ones that refuse to believe what he said about his own team and the game. It doesn’t support their delusion.

Kirby Smart has stated more than once that Georgia was indeed ready and prepared for that game and gave credit to Texas for whipping them. Aggy, however, are the only ones that refuse to believe what he said about his own team and the game. It doesn’t support their delusion.

To be fair, all sec fans have gone with that angle because it is the only way they could imagine their second best team getting the shit kicked out of it. They also saw an sec defense unable to stop another team and an sec high power offense get stopped by someone else. They could face facts that their offenses are below average and thus their defenses are inflated or they could go with the fake group think answer.

 

Remember most sec fans didn’t think Texas deserved to be playing on the field with them, and I recall one saying ‘they could come out flat and still whip Texas’ and there was ‘no way’ Texas could win.

 

Aggy hasn’t come to terms that they went from being a mid tier b12 school to becoming a mid tier sec school. They seem to think that getting the shit kicked out of them by Bama, Auburn, and LSU is better than getting the shit kicked out of them by Texas, OUsux, and Texas Tech.

Everything is STILL Georgia's fault
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Success in the SEC? What success? They haven’t even won their division much less the conference. What are they talking about?
4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

To be fair, all sec fans have gone with that angle because it is the only way they could imagine their second best team getting the shit kicked out of it. They also saw an sec defense unable to stop another team and an sec high power offense get stopped by someone else. They could face facts that their offenses are below average and thus their defenses are inflated or they could go with the fake group think answer.

 

Remember most sec fans didn’t think Texas deserved to be playing on the field with them, and I recall one saying ‘they could come out flat and still whip Texas’ and there was ‘no way’ Texas could win.

 

Aggy hasn’t come to terms that they went from being a mid tier b12 school to becoming a mid tier sec school. They seem to think that getting the shit kicked out of them by Bama, Auburn, and LSU is better than getting the shit kicked out of them by Texas, OUsux, and Texas Tech.

Agree for the most part.. No one, however, has come close to aggys level of pushing/wishcasting that narrative. This should be a very interesting season.

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Success in the SEC? What success? They haven’t even won their division much less the conference. What are they talking about?

 

Staying out of last place is success in the SECSEC!

@texifornia just curious, do you just have an account on texags to get this shit or do you actually post over there and pretend to be a rank and file sheepfucker?  either way it’s hilarious. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

@texifornia just curious, do you just have an account on texags to get this shit or do you actually post over there and pretend to be a rank and file sheepfucker?  either way it’s hilarious. 

The play here is, if you do then say you don’t. If you don’t, then say you do. Time to start us a good ol texags witch hunt. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

@texifornia just curious, do you just have an account on texags to get this shit or do you actually post over there and pretend to be a rank and file sheepfucker?  either way it’s hilarious. 

He mostly gets it from LonghornFrenzy on Twitter

Texas could win it all this year and aggy would still tell themselves it doesn’t matter cause they got Jimbo. 

7 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Texas could win it all this year and aggy would still tell themselves it doesn’t matter cause they got Jimbo. 

I say we test this hypothesis. 

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm a little worried they're coming down too fast. I wanted the coaster as high as it's ever been at the beginning of the season.

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53 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Success in the SEC? What success? They haven’t even won their division much less the conference. What are they talking about?

 

Was about to post the exact same thing.  What success?  What exactly have you won?  Name one championship.

I forgot they're aggy.  They post fake championships on their stadium and have a blank dated national championship trophy.  Facts be damned.

 

 

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Kirby Smart has stated more than once that Georgia was indeed ready and prepared for that game and gave credit to Texas for whipping them. Aggy, however, are the only ones that refuse to believe what he said about his own team and the game. It doesn’t support their delusion.

Smart and Georgia are not perpetual losers who have euphemised losing and blame everybody but themselves when they do lose. In short, they're grown-ups. Sometimes you lose. It's part of sports.

Oh, and I've been thinking of the Aggies being a little brother in the SEC. No, they're not a little brother. They were only the little brother here because there is a Texas connection and many of us know people who went to A&M. They don't have that in the SEC. Nobody there sees them as a goofball little brother. They see them as goofball nutjobs vamping off the SEC reputation which they have done absolutely nothing to enhance. Isn't beating OU with Manziel their biggest non-conference victory? I think that's overshadowed by the historic come from ahead loss to UCLA.

Nobody likes Aggies. Few care enough to hate them, either. They're just annoying.

50 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Staying out of last place is success in the SECSEC!

If you ain't last, youz SEC.

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Isn't beating OU with Manziel their biggest non-conference victory? I think that's overshadowed by the historic come from ahead loss to UCLA.

It’s like you didn’t even watch the moral victory over Clemson and their backup qb last year.

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Staying out of last place is success in the SECSEC!

No, NOT losing to Texas is success in the secsec!

11 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

The SEC has sucked at that the past two years.

Looking forward to 3.

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Success in the SEC? What success? They haven’t even won their division much less the conference. What are they talking about?

 

They beat Bama that one time.  And they "beat" LSU that other time.

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

They beat Bama that one time.  And they "beat" LSU that other time.

They’re also 1-2 against Mizzou since both joined.

Covington to Washington.  It's OK though because Jimbo is still on the phone with him.

 

Success in the SEC? What success? They haven’t even won their division much less the conference. What are they talking about?

 

I think they count as their “success” that they got into the SEC in the first place. Oops...should never use the words “first place” with them as that’s something they’ll never know (and have probably forgotten what it feels like in the last 21 years).

 

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3 minutes ago, deech said:

Covington to Washington.  It's OK though because Jimbo is still on the phone with him.

Lulz wasn't aggy boards just saying he was a top DB option and was OVing for the Bama' game?

4 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

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Sam Bradford sure looks happy in this picture.

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz wasn't aggy boards just saying he was a top DB option and was OVing for the Bama' game?

No, you stoopid sip, Jimbo didn't have a spot for him.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz wasn't aggy boards just saying he was a top DB option and was OVing for the Bama' game?

I thought the party line was they were full at DB and had to turn Eaton away?

19 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Perhaps I shouldn't put this in public, but anybody hearing anything about Tom Herman making a move with a certain Aggie 5-star?

Jones makes the most sense. Demas appears brainwashed,at least publicly, and they don't want King. 

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Perhaps I shouldn't put this in public, but anybody hearing anything about Tom Herman making a move with a certain Aggie 5-star?

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20 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Perhaps I shouldn't put this in public, but anybody hearing anything about Tom Herman making a move with a certain Aggie 5-star?

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21 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Perhaps I shouldn't put this in public, but anybody hearing anything about Tom Herman making a move with a certain Aggie 5-star?

This 5 star saw Jimbo and the fat OL recruits swimming together at the apartment pool party and quickly had second thoughts.

 

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Jones makes the most sense. Demas appears brainwashed,at least publicly, and they don't want King. 

Tough sell for a 3 year guy looking at our depth chart. Would be interested to know if he and Sterns have a relationship

aggy tears are so sweet. 

Which of the 2 scenarios creates the most robust tears to ferment into something special?

A) Ritzbit loses interest and things go south worse than FSU, while losing the team.  aggy turns on him and the fun really begins, $75M, searching for cause,  tastes like a high end cognac blend, something akin to courvoisier l'esprit.

B). He packs his shit and heads to LSU (or somewhere else in division) for LESS money BEFORE they turn on him.  Fun ensues, tears taste like Louis XIII. 

I get it, L'esprit costs more.  But I prefer the flavor of the Remy. 

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