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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I doubt much

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He’ll do that some day to a player that isn’t in the mood for that shit and get himself shot-put to midfield.

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7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Some Surly folks:  

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Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 
So. Delicious. 
 
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This is someone that thinks they understand football, but absolutely do not. One does not simply “slide over to tackle”. The phrase may be used from tackle to guard, but guard to tackle is not real life.
21 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

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I’m sure a true freshman who’s taken basically 0 snaps at OT could move there with relative ease if a single injury occurs.

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9 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


This is someone that thinks they understand football, but absolutely do not. One does not simply “slide over to tackle”. The phrase may be used from tackle to guard, but guard to tackle is not real life.

Plug and play.

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

When aggys finally realize they don't have any tackles on the roster it's going to be incredible. 

Probably won’t take Mond long to realize it once they play a team with a pulse.

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

When aggys finally realize they don't have any tackles on the roster it's going to be incredible. 

And corners.  Jimbo is grossly negligent with his roster management.  Those trust in jimbo idiots are blind.  

21 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m sure a true freshman who’s taken basically 0 snaps at OT could move there with relative ease if a single injury occurs.

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Stupid sip.

Recruits dont enroll at Texum unless they SEC ready.  Green by default is SEC ready. Its a mindset that you couldnt understand

41 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Plug and play.

Title of your sex tape!

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

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Green and Reed. Two guys with zero snaps in a real game starting on OL

Yep. I don’t see any problems with that. 

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1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

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No dipshit, Green is a potential All SEC at OG.

1 hour ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Anyone got that full article from Tarp?

The DL can't get pressure, which is causing the DBs to look worse than they are.

Of course, the DL can't get pressure against this unit is telling.

Moore - OT (758)

Hocker - OG (981)

Prater - C (1117)

K. Green - OG (15)

C. Green - OT (1164)

Those are their national ranks in "()."

After the 1st team OL, there is nothing and the DL is getting pressure galore against them. The LB's seem faster.

Apparently there is no time table for when Blades will be able to play.

Calzada has looked the best of the backup QBs, but he may still RS. (Holy fuck, they are screwed more than his last FSU team if Mond goes down).

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"We beat Bama at home because we should". With recruiting cratering, all their rollercoaster energy is fixated on that big four stretch.

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1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


This is someone that thinks they understand football, but absolutely do not. One does not simply “slide over to tackle”. The phrase may be used from tackle to guard, but guard to tackle is not real life.

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Plug and play.

 

This obviously works in their world.  You know the one with controllers and cheat codes...

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9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The DL can't get pressure, which is causing the DBs to look worse than they are.

Of course, the DL can't get pressure against this unit is telling.

Moore - OT (758)

Hocker - OG (981)

Prater - C (1117)

K. Green - OG (15)

C. Green - OT (1164)

Those are their national ranks in "()."

After the 1st team OL, there is nothing and the DL is getting pressure galore against them. The LB's seem faster.

Apparently there is no time table for when Blades will be able to play.

Calzada has looked the best of the backup QBs, but he may still RS. (Holy fuck, they are screwed more than his last FSU team if Mond goes down).

Prater or McCollum is going to be a huge down grade from McCoy.

Hocker is a JAG.  Dan Moore is really a Guard and is not good at pass-pro.

Carson Green seems OK.

Who the hell are the backup OT's??

The DL can't get pressure when you have DT's at DE.  Michael Clemons has never played any significant minutes and was a project coming out of JUCO.

They better hope Hines and Johnson stay healthy at LB.

"We beat Bama at home because we should". With recruiting cratering, all their rollercoaster energy is fixated on that big four stretch.
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Holy shit. Those idiots are delusional
13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"We beat Bama at home because we should". With recruiting cratering, all their rollercoaster energy is fixated on that big four stretch.

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2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


This is someone that thinks they understand football, but absolutely do not. One does not simply “slide over to tackle”. The phrase may be used from tackle to guard, but guard to tackle is not real life.

what was it like being on the spirit squad in high school?

14 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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If I watch this long enough will one of them eventually pop out?

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14 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:
If I watch this long enough will one of them eventually pop out?

Not just one...both.

It's worth the wait.  I assure you.

44 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


Holy shit. Those idiots are delusional

 

 

Well, yeah.  They're ags.  But I'll grant you that the delusion in those particular posts was especially strong.

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

Been traveling - so reading on the phone is a bitch. Has this perfect nugget been posted yet? It’s like he senses the truths — but they can’t stop the Jimbomentum in his aggy heart. 

So. Delicious. 

 

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They have depth at guard but not tackle, but their best tackle prospect can’t play tackle because he has to be a guard? That’s this poster’s statement?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"We beat Bama at home because we should". With recruiting cratering, all their rollercoaster energy is fixated on that big four stretch.

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THIS MY FRIENDS is peak tripping balls on bathtub lsd and peyote.   No way in fuck anyone with any mental faculties believes this shit.  The area 51 raid has a higher chance of being successful than this shit 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

THIS MY FRIENDS is peak tripping balls on bathtub lsd and peyote.   No way in fuck anyone with any mental faculties believes this shit.  The area 51 raid has a higher chance of being successful than this shit 

"We were somewhere around College Station, on the edge of the pine curtain, when the drugs began to take hold."

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Non qualifiers must spend two years in juco.  

On 8/15/2019 at 11:55 AM, Foosters said:

I mean, that's all well and good, but how does Aggy explain the absolute dumpster fire of a roster Jimbo left at FSU? He did it on purpose?

Obviously, stupid sip. It was his plan from the beginning.

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How will they explain the even bigger dumpster fire he leaves them?

27 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Non qualifiers must spend two years in juco.  

Yeah but what if they're SEC good?

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

The DL can't get pressure, which is causing the DBs to look worse than they are.

Of course, the DL can't get pressure against this unit is telling.

Moore - OT (758)

Hocker - OG (981)

Prater - C (1117)

K. Green - OG (15)

C. Green - OT (1164)

Those are their national ranks in "()."

After the 1st team OL, there is nothing and the DL is getting pressure galore against them. The LB's seem faster.

Apparently there is no time table for when Blades will be able to play.

Calzada has looked the best of the backup QBs, but he may still RS. (Holy fuck, they are screwed more than his last FSU team if Mond goes down).

In all fairness, our starting OL had worse national rankings than that.

9 minutes ago, Atticus said:

In all fairness, our starting OL had worse national rankings than that.

Okafor 277

Braun 442

Kerstetter 619

Shack 1050

Cosmi 1123

The median rank for them (981) and us (619) are comparable. I think we can agree that they are helped less protecting their passer with their #1 rated guy at #15 Green than we are with our lowest rated, #1123 Cosmi.

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Cosmi 1123

damn.  cosmi sucks. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

damn.  cosmi sucks. 

Username does not check out.

The guy who says they're going to play like their hair is on fire may be on to something.

I can't help but think that would be somewhat problematic.

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4 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Back it up or go fuck yourself aggy.

what’s that?

28 minutes ago, Deej said:

How will they explain the even bigger dumpster fire he leaves them?

Probably blame Obama.

11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I picture most posters on these forums resembling William Foster from Falling Down. I would guess that at least a third of the aggie boards actively attempt to affect both his look and demeanor on a daily basis.

The culture of red ass demands it.

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Vegas is basically giving them free money.

Hey, one of you texags posters that reads this have somebody screen shot your $500 wager on beating Clemson, alabama, georgia, Auburn, or lsu. Everybody on TA seems to think the -15 for clemson is dumb, so that is free money. DO IT.

If it is done it will be screen capped here, but I 100% expect no response.
32 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Back it up or go fuck yourself aggy.

New to the recruiting board i see.....

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

"How in the F do players "buy in" to this fraud?"

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1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

Back it up or go fuck yourself aggy.

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15 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Yeah, last i saw/heard from megadittoes, he was legally blind with some other issues. Good guy. Hays bros were rowncroyal and purplehorn. Also great guys. 

Damn.  This brings back memories.

11 hours ago, Deej said:

How will they explain the even bigger dumpster fire he leaves them?

They never have a problem rolling over the last coach.  Their last coach has never not left the cupboard bare.

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