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6 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

Lol Fran fired his team up for Texas?! Winning 2 of 5 for a combined 12 points in those wins is firing them up? Fuckin knobs 

Wut yew got aginst nobz?

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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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Ha! Brauninger tries to steer the conversation away from moonbat tu chemtrails and how the Longhorn Jews control the weather and the very next post is five paragraphs of paranoid rage and maudlin victimization. Then he just submits and joins in on Jimmy Hoffa stories. 

One Aggie suggests they use their connections with the Ag Extension Services to retaliate. I guess by maybe giving Texas a bad soil sample test or capping alfalfa prices. 

 

24 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

This made me snort out of my nose and i ain't even drinking anything...

Blaming losses on the UIL controlling all sports officials in the state really got me.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He's handling it waaaay better than aggy fans

 

He's honestly not as articulate as I expected him to be.

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Fuck off. There’s a cloak room for people interested in that bullshit. I’m not, which is why I’m not on that board. It’s pretty simple. 

18 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Oh Lord. They haven't moved ahead of Texas on any of those fronts. Any time something doesn't go their way it's all about Texas. The best part is that aggy's leadership is the same way. 

FIFY. As long as their leadership thinks everything in that post is true, we're in great fucking shape.

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

Fuck off. There’s a cloak room for people interested in that bullshit. I’m not, which is why I’m not on that board. It’s pretty simple. 

The conversation was over hours ago. You keep yammering your vag though, tough guy. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Take it somewhere else. You were a bitch and got called out for it. Your bad. 

The conversation was in fact over until you felt the need to get your shots in hours later.

This has to be fake.  The utmost redass ags I know know exactly who has better academics, more money, better anything having to do with medical/law, and who’s the bigger brand.   This guy has never left B/CS or is low IQ. 
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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Take it somewhere else. You were a bitch and got called out for it. Your bad. 

Now you're just looking in the mirror and telling the rest of us what you see. Pathetic. 

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3 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

The conversation was in fact over until you felt the need to get your shots in hours later.

I responded as I caught up with the thread. I am sick and fucking tired of everyone’s hot political takes infecting everything. That shit does not belong on this board at all. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

I responded as I caught up with the thread. I am sick and fucking tired of everyone’s hot political takes infecting everything. That shit does not belong on this board at all. 

I never had a hot political take. What assholes like you are reading into it is your problem, dipshit. What you're tired of doesn't concern me in the least. 

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Fuck, can you two assholes take it to PMs or something?

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Put a cork in it, bitch. You were in the wrong. 

I just got done corking your mom's ass. She didn't think think it was wrong. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He's handling it waaaay better than aggy fans

 

I actually do feel bad for the kid. As an athlete, being a healthy scratch for an entire season is excruciating, but good on him for putting himself in a better personal situation despite the short term loss. It shows he has a good head on his shoulders. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Again, He didn't move out of Houston for football reasons, but he definitely moved to Tomball for football reasons.

This right here. I'm glad for him that he escaped what he considered a bad situation, but there's rules for a reason. And if the football wasn't the important part, then what's the problem?

 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Again, He didn't move out of Houston for football reasons, but he definitely moved to Tomball for football reasons.

.......who's Head Football Coach happens to be as big of a redass Aggy as there ever was.

So the big ol' mean aggy hating stooges at the UIL had a meeting, sipped some tea, voted, laughed and told aggy BOHICA at the expense of Demas.  Sure, why not.    

31 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I just got done corking your mom's ass. She didn't think think it was wrong. 

I find it quite comical that on Surly this post is actually a course correction.

48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

FIFY. As long as their leadership thinks everything in that post is true, we're in great fucking shape.

Their leadership? Kinda racist. 

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So the big ol' mean aggy hating stooges at the UIL had a meeting, sipped some tea, voted, vored,  laughed and told aggy BOHICA at the expense of Demas.  Sure, why not.    

FIFY

Quick search of the Google's and there is a 10 person board from which 4 are picked to review waivers. I found info on 9 of them and one had a Masters degree from UT and one had a bachelors and masters degree from aggy

Rest were from K-State, TX State, McMurray, SMU, East TX State, Univ Missouri Kansas City, A&M Commerce.

Not seeing where the bias would lie. But then again I am not an irrational, crazy cultist aggy,

I did think it was somewhat inappropriate when after the decision one of the UIL board members said to Demas "Don't worry, you can still pick cotton after school, boy" 

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Quick search of the Google's and there is a 10 person board from which 4 are picked to review waivers. I found info on 9 of them and one had a Masters degree from UT and one had a bachelors and masters degree from aggy

Rest were from K-State, TX State, McMurray, SMU, East TX State, Univ Missouri Kansas City, A&M Commerce.

Not seeing where the bias would lie. But then again I am not an irrational, crazy cultist aggy,

They were all bought off ya stupid sip

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Quick search of the Google's and there is a 10 person board from which 4 are picked to review waivers. I found info on 9 of them and one had a Masters degree from UT and one had a bachelors and masters degree from aggy

Rest were from K-State, TX State, McMurray, SMU, East TX State, Univ Missouri Kansas City, A&M Commerce.

Not seeing where the bias would lie. But then again I am not an irrational, crazy cultist aggy,

It's the University Interscholastic League! The bias is right there in the name! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?  

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1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I did think it was somewhat inappropriate when after the decision one of the UIL board members said to Demas "Don't worry, you can still pick cotton after school, boy" 

Was that said by the aggy with a master's degree?  

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Kaynes psycho, huh?   Anybody have a straight-jacket?

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7 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Big 12 is REALLY DOWN, a complete joke, the sips are basically Boise State, etc. etc.

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We're soooooo down...yet TCU, OSU, OU, Texas, probably Baylor and WVU would kick their ass.. maybe one or two others on a freak Saturday.... poor aggy, never quit being you.

5 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Probably in the minority, but think I'm on Demas's side here. Seems like he's trying to get out of a bad situation, can't really blame him for that. 

Or is it a fabricated bunch of crap to get a desired result?

I've got my money on bullshit

10 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

We're soooooo down...yet TCU, OSU, OU, Texas, probably Baylor and WVU would kick their ass.. maybe one or two others on a freak Saturday.... poor aggy, never quit being you.

It’s not about beating aggy. Could those teams beat 14 teams from the SEC in 8 conference games? Didn’t think so...SEC SEC SEC.

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Down the drain.  A year off left to his own devices... those "bad" influences he so desperately strove to get away from will be his downfall.  Will probably never play a down of college ball.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you serious? When I was a kid I was called articulate on several occasions and never thought it was anything other than a compliment. But to compliment a black kid in the same manner is racist? Get the fuck out of here. Not sure if you’ve noticed, but being articulate is even less prevalent than it was in teenagers just a decade ago, regardless of race. Stop reaching. 

Fucking bravo....

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Down the drain.  A year off left to his own devices... those "bad" influences he so desperately strove to get away from will be his downfall.  Will probably never play a down of college ball.

He's got an actual support structure in Tomball. He should be fine.

4 hours ago, Goodman said:

Well Motheral likely saw his mamas panty hat he wears & knows that this kid has a trainer who cashed in by delivering him to aggie. 

Fify

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

"Everyone that comes to A&M must be punished" oh I think they've already done that to themselves...

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"Don't Care Got Jimbo"

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Michigan Insider weighs in:

 

All smiles all the time....

So was Forrest Gump

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

.......who's Head Football Coach happens to be as big of a redass Aggy as there ever was.

*whose

2 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

The conversation was in fact over until you felt the need to get your shots in hours later.

His dick was still hard get over it...your mom did.

18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

All smiles all the time....

So was Forrest Gump

I'm pretty sure bama added another MNC after that movie came out

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

She just described Jimbo with that last sentence....

3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

This has to be fake.  The utmost redass ags I know know exactly who has better academics, more money, better anything having to do with medical/law, and who’s the bigger brand.   This guy has never left B/CS or is low IQ. 

Deep down they all know with certainty, but get two or more aggy involved and they start whoopin and squeezin, and you end up with that crap. Kinda like they all know Clemson is gonna push their shit in so far they'll be lucky to remain upright in the 2nd qtr. They just don't admit it. 

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I actually do feel bad for the kid. 

I don’t. He shits on Texas at every opportunity. 

Fuck that guy. He and Garrett Wilson can both go waste away in their respective shitholes. 

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

I don’t. He shits on Texas at every opportunity. 

Fuck that guy. He and Garrett Wilson can both go waste away in their respective shitholes. 

This. 

WHy the fuck does aggy care, really? So he can't play his senior year...he can still graduate and enroll at aggy, with less miles on his tread, so why the fuck are they so worked up. He isn't gonna lose his star rating, or get worse at football by missing 8 games of high school. What a bunch of pussies. 

11 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

So I guess Demas isn't going to be all-district.

Will aggy still take him if he's not? Isn't that a prerequisite for getting that sought after diploma?

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