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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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It's not logical, yeah these guys don't attend camps together.

I don't think she is going to be able to handle shitty recruiting Jimbo.

if we had a crazy ass bitch like karen on this board, we would've crowd banned her months ago.  

Aggys are about to crucify bag hag for her optimism takes when it proves to be false over and over.

 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

It's not logical, yeah these guys don't attend camps together.

I don't think she is going to be able to handle shitty recruiting Jimbo.

he'll blame her for not doing her job of buying players.  she's invested in this shit like her livelihood depends on it.

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy + Karen on Evans

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Money removes logic out of the question.  Of course she knows that 

10 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Does anyone have some earlier Perroni updates when he was brainwashing the aggy into believing Evans would end up in College Station?  

first google hit shows this one from just 11 days ago ...  I'll head over to aggy247 in a bit to get some other quotes. Unless @texifornia or someone beats me to it.  

 

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Just now, golfclap said:

first google hit shows this one from just 11 days ago ...  I'll head over to aggy247 in a bit to get some other quotes. Unless @texifornia or someone beats me to it.  

 

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Go wild, I think @Longhornfrenzy is at the airport based on his Twitter.

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy + Karen on Evans

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Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and the Texas A&M athletics department become best buddies? It's not logical.

Why does Karen worship and follow cross country a midget man who's proven he can't keep a woman satisfied?  It's not logical. 

Distance always seems to be a factor when an out of state school is recruiting against aggy for a Texas kid.  But distance never seems to be a factor when aggy is chasing an out of state kid; in fact its usually a plus for them.  Something about the culture, wants to major in engineering, wants to get away and start fresh, aggy network, etc.

This Evans thing.

Vintage Jimbo.

Enjoy!

33 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

if we had a crazy ass bitch like karen on this board, we would've crowd banned her months ago.  

If we had a crazy Karen on our board, she wouldn’t last 5 posts.

39 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

if we had a crazy ass bitch like karen on this board, we would've crowd banned her months ago.  

Karen pumps un-cut weapons' grade sunshine. She is like crack to these reality troglodytes. Once she is wrong, she hides for a week or two, the returns to spew more shit. And they welcome it back every time, because she gives them exactly what they want to hear. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

she gives them exactly what they want to hear. 

They sound of ovaries hitting the table?

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen pumps un-cut weapons' grade sunshine. She is like crack to these reality troglodytes. Once she is wrong, she hides for a week or two, the returns to spew more shit. And they welcome it back every time, because she gives them exactly what they want to hear. 

I mean, you say that like it's somehow different from Liucci and  Perroni's business models as well. They don't hide, they just delete threads and posts till things calm down. 

43 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Aggys are about to crucify bag hag for her optimism takes when it proves to be false over and over.

 

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57 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy + Karen on Evans

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Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and Aggy recruits' families become best buddies? It's not logical

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40 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and the Texas A&M athletics department become best buddies? It's not logical.

Damn. Huck beat me to it.

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I don’t understand why Karen thinks the Milton/Evans friendship isn’t possible. Hell, if Manti Te’o can have a girlfriend on the other side of the globe for several years without ever meeting her, this almost a sure thing.

53 minutes ago, golfclap said:

first google hit shows this one from just 11 days ago ...  I'll head over to aggy247 in a bit to get some other quotes. Unless @texifornia or someone beats me to it.  

 

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“A&M is making $eriou$ inroad$ at North $hore.”

I need to apologize to Karen. If this is actually the same Karen Sue Dugger then it shows she did actually spend at least some time in Texas before following Fisher here over 40 years later.

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Now I have no idea if that's actually her but the face does sort of match that EXTREME CLOSEUP! profile pic minus about 40 years.

48 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

If we had a crazy Karen on our board, she wouldn’t last 5 posts.

Wasn't her name Trojan Princess, and Helton was her Jimbo?

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I need to apologize to Karen. If this is actually the same Karen Sue Dugger then it shows she did actually spend at least some time in Texas before following Fisher here over 40 years later.

 

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Now I have no idea if that's actually her but the face does sort of match that EXTREME CLOSEUP! profile pic minus about 40 years.

that dude is tall.  i bet he's good at volleyball, especially pool volleyball.

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A&M has McCollum starting on their released depth chart. Didn't someone report that he was out until mid-season?

Just now, Fud said:

A&M has McCollum starting on their released depth chart. Didn't someone report that he was out until mid-season?

yes. that was the rumor. Did you see the Renfro stuff? 

 

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1 minute ago, golfclap said:

yes. that was the rumor. Did you see the Renfro stuff? 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Crazy Karen probably is on Surly.

Of course she is. She is an attention whore of the highest order. She can't turn her head from what anyone is saying about her.

Hi Karen!

 

On 8/21/2019 at 1:23 PM, Vertigo said:

To recap the hilarity of all of this, it is the incessant bleating of aggy conspiracy theories including by the most obvious fucking bag woman on the planet all over twitter and message boards that caused people to look into the situation, only to find that aggy is caught red handed doing some extremely dirty shit that compromises the eligibility of their most prized recruit of the class in order to keep him under their thumb and not allow a flip to happen. 

 

Leave it to the damn sips to turn this back on us and make this look like something it's not!! = Liucci probably

^^^^^^^^^^

The grand total sumnation of aggy in one paragraph...

 

14 minutes ago, golfclap said:

yes. that was the rumor. Did you see the Renfro stuff? 

I guess the rumor is false, not much reason to lie vs Texas State

I'm guessing the Renfro thing is one game

20 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Did he run a 40 faster than 4.8... cause that's not allowed in CS. 

22 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Lol he's been getting reasonably hyped up by the Ministry so far, too.

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Has Leon entered the portal yet?  He didn’t even make the two deep right?

He has an "injured thumb"

23 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Didn't contribute to the jizz jar. 

4 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and the Texas A&M athletics department become best buddies? It's not logical.

Maybe she helped put up those aggy billboards when they came into the secsec!

1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Either an indefinite suspension that will end before Clemson week, or jimbo is setting up his Clemson excuses already while looking authoritarian to his rube fanboys. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Either an indefinite suspension that will end before Clemson week, or jimbo is setting up his Clemson excuses already while looking authoritarian to his rube fanboys. 

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4 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Crazy Karen probably is on Surly.

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

If you’re looking for someone that thinks Texas is perpetually getting neeeeerrrybody then the obvious choice would be @satyanash

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you’re looking for someone that thinks Texas is perpetually getting neeeeerrrybody then the obvious choice would be @satyanash

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I might have totally invented one of those

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

next time you stab somebody in the back, chester, you better check under the stalls for feet.  you know, you may think I’m made out of armor and nails, man, but I’m just like any other human being.  and when I get cut, it hurts.  and that cut me.  and I hurt. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

He has an "injured thumb"

That's like a broken leg for an aggy.

Apparently, when A&M started the search for Sumlin's replacement and Jimbo's name was brought up as aggy having an interest in, Karen told her FSU buddies that Jimbo would never work for a second-tier football school.

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