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42 minutes ago, Scholz said:

What is dog stomped? That sounds psychopathic.

That's aggy code speak for group masturbation on a dead dog.

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Well as long as we don’t get table whipped or roof crushed or fridge maltreated, I’m happy.

22 minutes ago, derp said:

The dog stomp. Wasn't that what Bevo tried to do to Uga? Cow versus dog has worked out for us well in the past. Here's to hoping the tradition continues.

Ya, but to be fair, tiger versus cow is probably a bad matchup. If LSU wins they will paint stripes on Reveille and start saying Wheauxp!

14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Ya, but to be fair, tiger versus cow is probably a bad matchup. If LSU wins they will paint stripes on Reveille and start saying Wheauxp!

What the fuck is this “cow” talk?

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Texags thinks Georgia was down like 9 players.  It was 3 or 4.  We were down Sterns.   And Ingram wasn’t 100 percent.  

"Texags thinks"?    Seriously?

The most disturbing thing about the Aggie 74-72 cups is that they are filled with Pepsi.

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

You and your screens, man.

This is fantastic lol

I feel like I don't mention this often enough, but I would also like to climb through my computer screen and punch each and every one of you in the face repeatedly until one of us either passes out or dies. Let that sink in.


The feeling is not mutual. We all love everything you type. You’re a treat.
3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Texags thinks Georgia was down like 9 players.  It was 3 or 4.  We were down Sterns.   And Ingram wasn’t 100 percent.  

NC State was down more players than Texas and Georgia combined

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I'll say this - Calzada has a fucking whip. He reminded me of Ryan Mallett in his limited action. He may not know where the ball is going when he fires it free, but it is going to get there fast. I don't make the Mallett reference favorably. I don't know how you fix accuracy, but I suppose the QB Whisperer will solve it. 

That game was classic fool's gold for the winning team. Texas State looked like a high school team. There's not much to legitimately glean for the aggies after watching it. Hopefully Dorian doesn't ruin what could be a hilarious event next Saturday night in Death Valley.

If you want a comp who has an IQ above 70 and isn’t 6’7, I’d go with Kyle Boller

Watching 2nd half A&M on the DVR right now 

It’s like their entire offensive line recognizes blitzes and stunts about as well as Vahe 

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Watching 2nd half A&M on the DVR right now 

It’s like their entire offensive line recognizes blitzes and stunts about as well as Vahe 

I expected them to look bad in game 1 but they looked awful. I was very surprised at how shitty the backup DL played, Brown-Max & whoever else was out there in the 3rd looked like they should be playing for TSU.

3 hours ago, Brad Pudding said:

The most disturbing thing about the Aggie 74-72 cups is that they are filled with Pepsi.

diabetes cheesecake GIF

2 hours ago, Fud said:

If you want a comp who has an IQ above 70 and isn’t 6’7, I’d go with Kyle Boller

Jimbo as Brian Billick kinda works

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

Chin pubes favorite tactic. 

That and “as I”ve said before”. 

Seem that King is 7-20 passing so far tonight against Lufkin.

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seem that King is 7-20 passing so far tonight against Lufkin.

That’s...   that’s just fantastic 

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seem that King is 7-20 passing so far tonight against Lufkin.

Is this on tv? 

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seem that King is 7-20 passing so far tonight against Lufkin.

I tuned in at the half....they said he's 10 of 22, one pick, no td's.  Score is 10-7 Lobos at the half...Lufkin scored on first play of game 89 yards pass play.  

....to be continued...

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I guess he looks lovely in summer camps but his in-season ranking pokes its head out when the pads come on for real.

28 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seem that King is 7-20 passing so far tonight against Lufkin.

Jimbo must’ve really been working with him this summer.

On 8/29/2019 at 9:47 AM, BabaYaga said:

"Hefty" is right.  You guys, uh, like cake?

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Are those boogers?  They look like boogers. 

3 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Are those boogers?  They look like boogers. 

You tell'm.

33 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Are those boogers?  They look like boogers. 

south park cartman GIF

I love these fucking guys. 

sealyaggies

4:58p 

After last night, I reached this opinion, and was going to throw it out there at the end of next week. What the hell, I may as well just throw it out there now.  

Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

Texas A&M is going to go into Clemson's stadium next week and beat the defending national champions.

There are a couple of major reasons why I believe we are going to beat them. First, we have a QB who is ready to lead a championship level football team. Mond showed last season that he can rise in big games and in critical moments in big games. Jimbo told us all off season that Mond was continuing to progress. Last night, we saw what Jimbo has been talking about. I like our QB, and I think he is ready to introduce himself to college football as a premier type college football QB.

Second reason we are going to beat Clemson. We have Mike Elko and they do not. I think Brent Venables is a very good football coach. I just think Elko is better. He has now been working with our core of defensive players for about 18 months. It showed in the bowl game and you could just see it on the field last night. Yeah, I know it was TSU, but it is apparent Elko's group is about to take it to another level. I would not trade DC's with anyone in the country. I get the feeling we are going to go into Clemson, and our defense is going to show. up.

Certainly there are some concerns. The OL will have to show improvement from week 1 in order for us to win. If we can rush for 125 yards, and if Mond gets sacked 2 times or less, I think that will be sufficient for our offense to be effective. I expect Mond to have success throwing the ball against Clemson if he is not running for his life all game.

I have been sunshine pumping all off season that we would beat bama this year. I feel the same now about Clemson. I actually think Dabo is a little nervous with this game. He knows he was lucky to get the win against us last season. He will have his team ready to play, but so will Jimbo.

Drink the Kool Aid. I added an extra scoop of sugar.

 

I’m sold.  can’t believe clemson is gonna lose in week 2.

I really hope Clemson wants to make a statement. Dabo could really fuck up their world if he wants to

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I really hope Clemson wants to make a statement. Dabo could really fuck up their world if he wants to

I’d imagine he wants to avenge last season’s loss in college station, no?

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’d imagine he wants to avenge last season’s loss in college station, no?

No idea. Clemson has a lot of early season duds where they just kind of show up and win by 13 

I wanna hear what Reggie McNeal is telling his daddy about the Clemson game.

I swear to God, all of humanity has a limit on hubris, and all by their lonesomes, aggy have used up most of it.

I'm just going tp put all of y'all on the list of idiots. Don't care, got Jimbo. In Elko we trust. 

52 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I wanna hear what Reggie McNeal is telling his daddy about the Clemson game.

I swear to God, all of humanity has a limit on hubris, and all by their lonesomes, aggy have used up most of it.

Reggie is probably busy boosting Trevor’s stereo.  

4 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I love these fucking guys. 

sealyaggies

4:58p 

After last night, I reached this opinion, and was going to throw it out there at the end of next week. What the hell, I may as well just throw it out there now.  

Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

Texas A&M is going to go into Clemson's stadium next week and beat the defending national champions.

There are a couple of major reasons why I believe we are going to beat them. First, we have a QB who is ready to lead a championship level football team. Mond showed last season that he can rise in big games and in critical moments in big games. Jimbo told us all off season that Mond was continuing to progress. Last night, we saw what Jimbo has been talking about. I like our QB, and I think he is ready to introduce himself to college football as a premier type college football QB.

Second reason we are going to beat Clemson. We have Mike Elko and they do not. I think Brent Venables is a very good football coach. I just think Elko is better. He has now been working with our core of defensive players for about 18 months. It showed in the bowl game and you could just see it on the field last night. Yeah, I know it was TSU, but it is apparent Elko's group is about to take it to another level. I would not trade DC's with anyone in the country. I get the feeling we are going to go into Clemson, and our defense is going to show. up.

Certainly there are some concerns. The OL will have to show improvement from week 1 in order for us to win. If we can rush for 125 yards, and if Mond gets sacked 2 times or less, I think that will be sufficient for our offense to be effective. I expect Mond to have success throwing the ball against Clemson if he is not running for his life all game.

I have been sunshine pumping all off season that we would beat bama this year. I feel the same now about Clemson. I actually think Dabo is a little nervous with this game. He knows he was lucky to get the win against us last season. He will have his team ready to play, but so will Jimbo.

Drink the Kool Aid. I added an extra scoop of sugar.

 

Sorry sealy, this is Dabo-Trevor-Venables-Etienne next Sat in Clemson:

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"Certainly there are some concerns"

 

ORLY?

 

13 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Haynes King: 20-36, 286 yds, 2 INTs against Lufkin.

 

Five. Star. Quarter. Back.

The Calzone effect. 

We need to send these screen shots to the Clemson locker room so they can hang 80

12 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Clemson

I’m not seeing it

I mean aggy clearly looked better in their first game versus a much better team. They just didn’t want to show too much so played a lot more conservative than Clemson. Amidoingthisright.gif?

Ole Miss is trash.  Pencil that in as W' for aggy.  Miss. State looks kinda' meh'.  Toss up.

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