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I can't tell for sure but I think that might be good bull on the part of Hocker.

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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33 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


The best part of the post is that he says aggy was the last great defense we faced.

Alabama 

34 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Brent Zwerneman is an idiot and a hack. An aggy alum, he's providing bulletin board material for his school's opponent this week. It's not like he has journalistic integrity either. I remember some years back he was the subject of a televised phone interview on ESPN and was peddling the theory that Charlie Strong's alleged extramarital affair was negatively impacting Texas recruiting.

Ummmm

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Brent Zwerneman is an idiot and a hack. An aggy alum, he's providing bulletin board material for his school's opponent this week. It's not like he has journalistic integrity either. I remember some years back he was the subject of a televised phone interview on ESPN and was peddling the theory that Charlie Strong's alleged extramarital affair was negatively impacting Texas recruiting.

He was on Finebaum a couple of years ago when the whole Aaron Moorhead trashing a recruit via twitter thing happened. He was trying to convince Paul that Moorehead was right for going after Martell on twitter like that. For some reason aggys can never call out other aggys for doing something stupid. It part of their creed. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Never have easier words been written.  And why stop there--back to back championships!  Just need to take them.  Damn that was easy--didn't even break a sweat typing it.   

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


The best part of the post is that he says aggy was the last great defense we faced.

Crazy how easy the Big 12 was yet Aggie only managed to flounder along the middle almost the entire time they were in it. And now they flounder in the middle of the mighty SEC, SEC, SEC. 

2 hours ago, Viper said:

I like it. It's not like providing bulletin board material is going to matter, might as well call your shot. No one remembers the losers. 

I have no doubt this thread will remember the losers.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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I wonder how aggiekatie1 feels about this change in thinking?

re Jared Hocker - you don't often see such symmetry between a man's skull cap and his chin. I wonder if Candi gave him a pity fuck.

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4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Crazy how easy the Big 12 was yet Aggie only managed to flounder along the middle almost the entire time they were in it. And now they flounder in the middle of the mighty SEC, SEC, SEC. 

You do realize that Texas had most of the Big 12 refs on payroll during the aggy years. It was the only way we could truly keep the sleeping giant down. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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if we win all of our games, theres 0% chance we lose

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

re Jared Hocker - you don't often see such symmetry between a man's skull cap and his chin. I wonder if Candi gave him a pity fuck.

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18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

re Jared Hocker - you don't often see such symmetry between a man's skull cap and his chin. I wonder if Candi gave him a pity fuck.

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Monsieur Candie wonders if his skull has 3 dimples.

45 minutes ago, Chopper said:

re Jared Hocker - you don't often see such symmetry between a man's skull cap and his chin. I wonder if Candi gave him a pity fuck.

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Between he and Bobby Brown, Schmitty must be getting his roids from Nuevo Laredo. 

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Princely is dumb, Yancy sucks, blah blah blah

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Ignoring that of the four injuries to our five four year scholarship backs one was an aggravation of a preexisting condition from high school, one dude was injury prone before Yancy, and one was a crazy rare injury that happened before he even got to Texas. These dude's ain't bright.

4 hours ago, westexhorn said:

if we win all of our games, theres 0% chance we lose

I'm partially surprised an Aggie would realize that if they won all the games on their schedule they could play for a Championship.  She probably thought they could just print new numbers and put them on the stadium.

28 minutes ago, deech said:

I'm partially surprised an Aggie would realize that if they won all the games on their schedule they could play for a Championship.  She probably thought they could just print new numbers and put them on the stadium.

Pretty sure that is exactly what they do. 

10 hours ago, Chopper said:

re Jared Hocker - you don't often see such symmetry between a man's skull cap and his chin. I wonder if Candi gave him a pity fuck.

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On 8/28/2019 at 2:51 PM, bizzle said:

should my 12,000 word preview of a&m's 2019 national championship squad go here or the football board?

@bizzle

When are we getting our preview? Fire up the dial-up in Canada and show us how you're getting to 10 wins this year.

 

Biggest game evar for your team in 4 days and all youre worried about is a school that’s not even in your conference? 

 

Ill admit, as a football fan I am more excited about the UT game too

4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Biggest game evar for your team in 4 days and all youre worried about is a school that’s not even in your conference? 

 

Ill admit, as a football fan I am more excited about the UT game too

They already know they have no chance of winning that game. There's nothing to discuss.

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I laughed when I saw Jimbo's response to Hocker's prediction.  He sounded scared shitless.  "Hey, Hey now, there's no need for that kind of talk...respect them...be confident but don't open your mouth...please don't beat us by more than 3 TDs despite this, Dabo Kind Sir..."

I bet he said the same thing after finding out about Candi's lovers?

45 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They already know they have no chance of winning that game. There's nothing to discuss.

Idk man, it sounds like aggy is building this obvious L into a pretty big letdown. 

When someone you hate makes a mistake, let them.

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23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh no LSU is going to injure all out players

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23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Corky" (Sam) is going to get killed

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Sam's gonna get concussed, Duvernay would be a 3rd stringer at LSU, etc. etc.

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Geez,  if I call mond "webster" will I get surly brownie points?

Corky would butt fuck aggy if they didn't run away and hide in daddy bamas basement. 

"Corky" (Sam) is going to get killed
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Ed O is going to intentionally keep the game close rather than blow us out in order to keep top Texas recruits from picking aggy.

Even for aggy, that is some peak level aggy.
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Is Sam Cosmi any good?

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You have to understand that all they are used to is 340+ lb Guards and don't know what real OT play looks like.

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

You have to understand that all they are used to is 340+ lb Guards fucking morons and don't know what real OT play looks like. shit.

FIFY

32 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Ed O is going to intentionally keep the game close rather than blow us out in order to keep top Texas recruits from picking aggy.

Even for aggy, that is some peak level aggy.

E'rry body worried about waking giant Texas A&M's Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas where e'rry body says, "Howdy, I'm from Texas! Whoop!"

 

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're gonna win, y'all

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Come on everyone, let yourselves be excited!

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Sounds like 2 things:

1. That they are talking about the rapture instead of a football game they will in all likelihood lose.

2. They at going to be disappointed 

I don’t think that Davy Crockett line is accurate. But those guys don’t lie, so I’m confused. 

I like how they think they're the good guys.

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I like how they think they're the good guys.

Radio. Cart McCry. Corky. 

Just the classiest fans in all of college football. Lost guy out front wandering the parking lot off of highway 6 should've told you. 

Every damn one of them will spout about the win on the internet but I suspect not s single one of them will place a wager on it.

Serious question:  Which of the following two scenarios would aggy actually prefer.

1.  A&M beats Clemson and UT beats LSU

--or--

2.  Clemson beats A&M and LSU beats UT.

I'm seriously starting to think they'd prefer 2.

I like how just the pronouncement of the Jimbo Era means they are already a top team. They beat LSU last year. Okay. All other achievements are quality losses, great facilities, the bestest fans in the world, the magical SEC patch, and the empty Hall of Champions.

C'mon.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Serious question:  Which of the following two scenarios would aggy actually prefer.

1.  A&M beats Clemson and UT beats LSU

--or--

2.  Clemson beats A&M and LSU beats UT.

I'm seriously starting to think they'd prefer 2.

1.  Who gives a fuck about aggy.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Serious question:  Which of the following two scenarios would aggy actually prefer.

1.  A&M beats Clemson and UT beats LSU

--or--

2.  Clemson beats A&M and LSU beats UT.

I'm seriously starting to think they'd prefer 2.

Despite their bravado, they know nobody outside of the aggy collective expects aggie to win. As long as they don't lose miserably, option 2 is very palatable. 

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