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41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

The metaphor. It's too easy. God is just up there tempting us.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

I feel like you've let a lot of people down. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

add to Pile of Excuses

9 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:
I feel like you've let a lot of people down. 


Me too. At first I didn’t realize what it was. I saw a truck broken down at the side of the road as I was driving by doing 70,  and I say to myself "why does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back"?

This was in Alabama, about 100 miles outside of Atlanta

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

an SEC logo on the back

This is equivalent to the misfit kid who puts a camo browning sticker on his Colorado to fit in

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:


Me too. At first I didn’t realize what it was. I saw a truck broken down at the side of the road as I was driving by doing 70 in a 50 myself why does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back?

This was in Alabama, about 100 miles outside of Atlanta

I'm a little surprised it was at least headed in the correct direction

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2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

That guy fucks

 

 

...old dudes his fist

FIFY

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

Are we sure it just wasn't slow and out of position?

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:


Me too. At first I didn’t realize what it was. I saw a truck broken down at the side of the road as I was driving by doing 70 in a 50 myself why does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back?

This was in Alabama, about 100 miles outside of Atlanta

The sec logo didn’t immediately register as aggy in some form?

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

Daddy's home

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I want to laugh, but the delusion is so out of control that it just makes me uncomfortable. This person gets to vote.

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

there was no way for me to get a photo, but the Aggy football equipment truck is broke down at the side of I 20 right now

So they won't lose, just ran out of gas.  

Wonder how many times the aggy cuboid O line fatlumps get called for holding when they're being overrun and sucking wind?

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

[W]hy does the trailer have an SEC logo on the back?

Just the back?

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1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

Just the back?

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Any man that would paint his truck like that would wear feathers to a Minister's funeral.

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

They're really having a think on our game over there

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Highly abridged translation: "We're horrified by the very real possibility that tu actually is pretty good, and getting better."

10 hours ago, Fud said:

I don't see a lot of value in it. There's the risk of Jimbo slowing down the game to limit overall possessions, and then backdooring at the end. Clemson could blow them out of the water if they're trying to make a statement, but it seems like they don't typically do that in the season. 

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

2 hours ago, cafe society said:

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

That’s how some of their big games last year went 

6 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

Just the back?

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Wow.  They have a truck dedicated to moving their O-Line?  I see the SEC on their jerseys but can't quite make out their numbers.  

I want to laugh, but the delusion is so out of control that it just makes me uncomfortable. This person gets to vote.
It so reads like a troll post.
On 9/4/2019 at 7:49 PM, texifornia said:

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I think aggy still plays Genesis Bill Walsh CFB, do they understand that a physical game favors Clemson's ridiculous depth? Only chance they have is for Mond to play like he never has and Lawrence to give them 3 picks. Officials aren't going to bail them out at Clemson.

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21 hours ago, Player said:

Busted flat in Shreveport. Waiting for a brain. 

FTFY

15 hours ago, cafe society said:

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

If I had to spend 3 hours in close proximity to that many aggies, I'd probably self medicate too. Although something tells me aggy has experience doping others.

There was a shit pile of those goobers at ABIA this morning headed to watch their fighting Texum Aggies get curb stomped by Clemson in person. A fucking family of dorks all had on shirts that said: “Clemson. Just another ugly shade of orange”. One guy had on a maroon shirt with no A&M logo. Just the SEC logo.

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1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

There was a shit pile of those goobers at ABIA this morning headed to watch their fighting Texum Aggies get curb stomped by Clemson in person. A fucking family of dorks all had on shirts that said: “Clemson. Just another ugly shade of orange”. One guy had on a maroon shirt with no A&M logo. Just the SEC logo.

say hi to me next time coward.

5 minutes ago, bizzle said:

say hi to me next time coward.

He clearly said ABIA not YVR, FFS. 

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

He clearly said ABIA not YVR, FFS. 

you sweet thing, this week was dfw-jac-dfw, which will be followed shortly by dal-ceu-dal, where maybe WE'LL win by seventeen and a half.

I remember the good ole Fran days when aggy would get hyped up to play a big out of conference game or bowl game, only to break records of futility that had been set the previous year. 

3 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

I remember the good ole Fran days when aggy would get hyped up to play a big out of conference game or bowl game, only to break records of futility that had been set the previous year. 

And then pay for an email about it. 

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And then pay for an email about it. 

Isn't that what ultimately did him in? That secret paid e-mail newsletter?

Isn't that what ultimately did him in? That secret paid e-mail newsletter?



Fran was stealing dimes from Looch. Cant have that. He had to go. Aggy goobers only need one info minister.




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54 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Isn't that what ultimately did him in? That secret paid e-mail newsletter?

That was the "excuse".  His record did him in.  77-0 did him in.  Ags just needed something to justify cutting ties and getting on the Sleep-Sherm train!

8 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

That was the "excuse".  His record did him in.  77-0 did him in.  Ags just needed something to justify cutting ties and getting on the Sleep-Sherm train!

This. They used the email to avoid paying the buyout. Because they’re cheap pussies 

20 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

That was the "excuse".  His record did him in.  77-0 did him in.  Ags just needed something to justify cutting ties and getting on the Sleep-Sherm train!

Still can't believe he left Bama, coming off a 10 win season, for aggy. Shows you the cyclical things about college football. In 2002, the Big 12 was the premiere conference in college football.

From 2000-2005, a Big 12 team played in 5(2-3 record) out of the 6 BCS championship games.

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

10 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

Not listening to it, but if he is relying on safeties to stop the run game.. then uh, I have some bad news for him.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not listening to it, but if he is relying on safeties to stop the run game.. then uh, I have some bad news for him.

.........careful

20 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

This is great stuff.  

If Texas wins and aggy loses no big deal.  Trust in Jimbo.

If aggy wins and Texas loses it's over.  Texas is done.  Jimbo will own the state going forward.

19 hours ago, cafe society said:

Would that not mean Jimbo concedes from the outset?  Their only shot is if Mond has a preternatural game and Clemson gets doped beforehand.  I see an outcome along the lines of Cemson 41, aggy 17.

I like the use of the word preternatural here!

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

You can just skip around everywhere for the unbridled optimism. 

Gabe Bock: "Leon O'Neal will get 2 picks and hold Etienne to under 100 yards rushing" 

Here's Looch's rambling delusions about Texas though from 1:00:45 - 1:10:00:

"It doesn't matter what Texas does in their game v LSU... BUT, if aggy wins and Texas loses, it's a wrap for the state... unless Texas goes undefeated after that and goes to the CFP"(???) 

And of course, he has aggy winning 31-23.

 

At 1:33:00, the McKinney brothers come in to have their mouth breathing takes as well. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/W9Lr7sT89wA/0121407-xogw.mp3

 

"Really, it's a bigger game for Clemson." "They're the ones who should be nervous going into the game tomorrow."

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How many people remember the 2007 aggy vs Miami game?  The game was on September 20, Aggy was at the height of the rollercoaster.  Miami quickly took a 24-0 lead en route to embarrassing aggy in front of a national audience yet again. 

This game has a similar feel to that Miami game.  The hype, the rollercoaster, etc.

23 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

How many people remember the 2007 aggy vs Miami game?  The game was on September 20, Aggy was at the height of the rollercoaster.  Miami quickly took a 24-0 lead en route to embarrassing aggy in front of a national audience yet again. 

This game has a similar feel to that Miami game.  The hype, the rollercoaster, etc.

 

18 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I attended that game with some aggy friends.  Was LOL. 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=272632390

They were down 31-0 while being quarterbacked by Jerrod Johnson who was 10x better than Vince Young.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=272632390

They were down 31-0 while being quarterbacked by Jerrod Johnson who was 10x better than Vince Young.

JJ had a passing TD on two attempts, but yes, aggy got embarassed, nonetheless.

During the 2007 football season Johnson backed up junior Stephen McGee at quarterback. He took 20 snaps the entire season, and 13 of those 20 were running plays. He compiled 161 all-purpose yards for five touchdowns.[2]

 

24 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

How many people remember the 2007 aggy vs Miami game?  The game was on September 20, Aggy was at the height of the rollercoaster.  Miami quickly took a 24-0 lead en route to embarrassing aggy in front of a national audience yet again. 

This game has a similar feel to that Miami game.  The hype, the rollercoaster, etc.

This was my first college game to attend. I went with a group from school and it was glorious. 

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