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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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Is aggy really trying to snake our hashtag? Come on now.

That’s Hornsby saying it


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  • 2 weeks later...

Akinola already taking other visits.  Skipped the aggy pool party to go to Norman.

8 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Where my Demond Demas tears is at? I'm thirsty!

They aint wants him anyway they coolt down on him he's lazy probly

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22 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Where my Demond Demas tears is at? I'm thirsty!

Check the Hamm thread

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3 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

Where my Demond Demas tears is at? I'm thirsty!

Here you go:

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On 5/25/2018 at 8:41 PM, texifornia said:

"overrecruited QBs"

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And what percentage of Jimbo's QB recruits wind up on Last Chance U because they won't stop being spoiled babies/hitting girls/doing too much coke? I mean, close to 50%, right? Maybe they should worry about their own coach recruiting enough QBs. It's not like they, as a school, have an issue with QB attrition already.

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Something is at play.  The Station is a shithole.  As soon as aggy loses two of the first four, Demas will fart in the general direction of the Dixie Chicken.  Zach Calzada is a game changer.  Ok

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13 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Something is at play.  The Station is a shithole.  As soon as aggy loses two of the first four, Demas will fart in the general direction of the Dixie Chicken.  Zach Calzada is a game changer.  Ok

danger snax

6 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

danger snax

Nope.  Poetry fueled by Miller High Life, the King of Beers.  

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Nope.  Poetry fueled by Miller High Life, the King of Beers.  

The champagne of beers you drunken fucknut

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Nope.  Poetry fueled by Miller High Life, the King of Beers.  

*The Champagne of Beers 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The champagne of beers you drunken fucknut

Thank you, thank you very much!

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The champagne of beers you drunken fucknut

Get those yellow High Life cans almost frozen and you are onto something good.  

36 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Something is at play.  The Station is a shithole.  As soon as aggy loses two of the first four, Demas will fart in the general direction of the Dixie Chicken.  Zach Calzada is a game changer.  Ok

He already did - he ditched them in his top 5

If I had to bet on someone long term for Evans, I'd go with Texas (although I'd go field over Texas), but Georgia would probably be second, although most of these guys never mention them 

22 minutes ago, Fud said:

If I had to bet on someone long term for Evans, I'd go with Texas (although I'd go field over Texas), but Georgia would probably be second, although most of these guys never mention them 

Has he visited Georgia?  Would be nice if he never makes it out that way.

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has he visited Georgia?  Would be nice if he never makes it out that way.

Yes he has, and they're recruiting him hard 

10 hours ago, Fud said:

If I had to bet on someone long term for Evans, I'd go with Texas (although I'd go field over Texas), but Georgia would probably be second, although most of these guys never mention them 

hold that thought. Mcmurphy says he is coming out with an article about Georgias dirty recruiting practices. Tom herman is outta control, yo

hold that thought. Mcmurphy says he is coming out with an article about Georgias dirty recruiting practices. Tom herman is outta control, yo
Wait what

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18 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Wait what

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NorLa's been hitting the bottle earlier than ever. He's referring to a tweet from a fake McMurphy account.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

NorLa's been hitting the bottle earlier than ever. He's referring to a tweet from a fake McMurphy account.

Well shit. One could hope. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Lulz Jordan Jefferson now a composite 3*.  His ranking has dropped everytime a service does an update in the rankings.  Well done Jim Turner.  

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Took a look at the aggy board and they are having a recruiting chat.  Posters starting to question taking 4 OL who haven't even started playing a game of Jr. year yet.  Apparently Jordan Jefferson is only 6' ft. tall lulz.

  • 2 weeks later...

Aggy legacy RJ Mickens has gotten some tOSU crystal ball picks lately.

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy legacy RJ Mickens has gotten some tOSU crystal ball picks lately.

I'd laugh 

  • 4 weeks later...
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Huh, nobody posted about Demas' pledge here when it happened.

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On 9/24/2018 at 8:39 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is Hornsby still ineligible?

Nope.  Got right with the UIL Monday.

  • 2 weeks later...

HammLite on Chibuzo - would really like to know how this news plays out with Akinola as well  ::

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It was posted on the Texas site that he was visiting there this weekend with Footwork King. He’s not sure if he will be there, but it’s a possibility.

He committed really early and never really had a chance to see anywhere, so he is always mentioned that he wanted to see some other places. He told me that he does plan to use all five of his official visits and that he already has one tentatively set up with Alabama for the spring.

This is obviously not ideal, but A&M was on him first and he really likes the school a lot, so it would take a lot to get him to switch

 

Once again, aggy commits visiting other schools is nothing happening. Other commits visiting aggy is likely flip. 

If these kids want suspense, don’t tell anyone where you are going. And don’t pick a douchebag that will blab for his “professional” gain to produce your commitment video. 

 

  • 2 weeks later...

Sounds like Hornsby's handlers realized they hadn't extracted anywhere close to market value from their asset

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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sounds like Hornsby's handlers realized they hadn't extracted anywhere close to market value from their asset

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It's funny to me that they presume the BOMC against Hornsby in the recruiting rankings, even though there's a really fucking strong chance that they're not even ultimately going to land him. That dude's recruitment might damn well get schools in trouble.

Hopefully they spend their entire 2020 class budget on him 

Would still like to get one more QB in 2020 to hedge against the LT Mafia. 

So when I heard that Parr was going to commit, I decided to become familiar with the 2020 OL. Interestingly, at least to my eyes, none of A&M's four commits look like tackles. I think Bankhead and Akinola could potentially be good takes if paired with a couple of tackles, but I'd want to see where their bodies go; Bankhead is already huge, and Akinola probably needs to grow some more to be a tackle. It'll be interesting to see if A&M actually takes all four. 

9 minutes ago, Fud said:

So when I heard that Parr was going to commit, I decided to become familiar with the 2020 OL. Interestingly, at least to my eyes, none of A&M's four commits look like tackles. I think Bankhead and Akinola could potentially be good takes if paired with a couple of tackles, but I'd want to see where their bodies go; Bankhead is already huge, and Akinola probably needs to grow some more to be a tackle. It'll be interesting to see if A&M actually takes all four. 

This is true of their 2019 class, too, right? 

O linemen don't have to be agile or athletic when all they're told to do is hold.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

O linemen don't have to be agile or athletic when all they're told to do is hold.

Gonna be a bloodbath when Trayveon and Sternberger leave after this year.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Gonna be a bloodbath when Trayveon and Sternberger leave after this year.

The next Kareem Hunt and Rob Gronkowski.

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