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On 9/13/2019 at 11:19 PM, TheRRKid said:

I remember getting yelled at to put my finger on any moles on my head and that I better not bleed on his clippers 

I ain't got time to bleed.

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They will begin engraving their natty trophy tomorrow. 

46 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
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Been saying this on the prem threads our passing game is horrendous at away games. Lets hope they figure this out next year for a more realistic chance at a natty

Yes, it's the location of the games not that the home games were Texas State and Lamar and the away game was Clemson.

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I've never hated a word like they've made me hate Natty.

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

I've never hated a word like they've made me hate Natty.

Using this friendly inside monicker implies a that their team is involved in the college NC race yearly. 

On 9/13/2019 at 7:38 PM, texifornia said:

Karen pile on for Clemson game + King sucking is happening

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So Meemaw is breaking down tape now!  She needs to hang out with big daddy.

Haynes King's daddy is from Louisiana and Ogre told him he thinks King is swamp ass, my dude.  

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

I've never hated a word like they've made me hate Natty.

Natty is a shitty product with an overwhelmingly white trash cult following.  It's actually perfect for aggy.

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

I've never hated a word like they've made me hate Natty.

"Croots" is a close second.

On 9/13/2019 at 4:52 PM, williemackgarza said:

No mt rushmore, but they did send out that weak ass edit showing:
Best qb in Texas joke of a 5* playin like ass my dude.
Best wr in Texas 5* ruled ineligible not playin this season and
Best rb in Texas 5* they act like is theirs, has been kicked off his team for fighting with teammates and cussing coaches
but aggy be like- dont care got Jimbo!
What could go wrong

Whoa, didn't know about getting kicked off the team part..links? Info?

Antonio Johnson is committing Saturday.  Bama' bound for aggy tears or did the aggy bag men come through?

47 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Antonio Johnson is committing Saturday.  Bama' bound for aggy tears or did the aggy bag men come through?

Why not both? 

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8 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Why not both? 

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This will never, ever, get old....

It's moot what it's called to aggys.  Just sayin.

42 minutes ago, Scholz said:

It's moot what it's called to aggys.  Just sayin.

no, this is like how the French get all puckered when an American mangles their language

Donnell Harris, the Miami area DE that reclassified to 2020,  post-LSU visit update via Shea Dixon (LSU) and Fong :: 

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Here's my two cents from talking to Harris and sources on the LSU side. This one went about as good as it could have. They got to spend a lot of time with Harris and his parents and they really enjoyed the vibe on campus and what all the LSU side can offer. The Tigers locked up an official visit and at this point he's not even sure which others he will make, or if the TAMU visit on Oct. 11 will stick.

Steve will weigh in with some more tidbits, but I think LSU surged into the lead here. 

 


 

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Harris told me this was his best visit yet. I'm really starting to like LSU but we'll see how the dust settles. Obviously Aggies had momentum here too. One time Miami commit as well so this recruitment has had some changes.

 

24 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

no, this is like how the French get all puckered when an American mangles their language

I approve of this analogy.  aggys shouldn't be trying to speak French because they know absolutely nothing of the language, culture or geography of the European continent.

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Sayles left for Rivals SMU.

Goes to show that anything is an upgrade from covering aggy

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Donnell Harris, the Miami area DE that reclassified to 2020,  post-LSU visit update via Shea Dixon (LSU) and Fong :: 

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It sounds like LSU knocked that visit out of the park.  Poor aggy.

32 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

It sounds like LSU knocked that visit out of the park.  Poor aggy.

Karen’s bag wasn’t big enough. 

Daddy98 brings his informed opinion - "we are being out Whataburger'd"

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any notable visitors for the Auburn game?

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This is only a small sampling, but I just wanted to put this out there to show just how many big-time prospects would be there this weekend. We have gotten with all these who've said they'd be there. In addition, many of the commits will be there as well.

-2020 5-star Marietta (Ga.) TE Arik Gilbert (official)
-2020 North Shore LB Matthew Roberts

-2021 5-star Katy Tompkins DE Tunmise Adeleye
-2021 4-star Katy Taylor OG Bryce Foster
-2021 4-star North Shore QB Dematrius Davis
-2021 4-star North Shore OL Jaeden Roberts
-2021 4-star Denton Guyer WR/CB KJ Liggins
-2021 4-star Fort Collins (Col.) Fossil Ridge OT Trey Zuhn
-2021 4-star Richmond Foster OT Reuben Fatheree
-2021 Houston Episcopal OT Cullen Montgomery
-2021 4-star DeSoto DE Shemar Turner (maybe)

-2022 4-star Lewisville WR Armani Winfield
-2022 North Shore CB Denver Harris
-2022 Port Arthur Memorial CB Jaylon Guilbeau
-2022 Southlake Carroll QB Quinn Ewers (likely)

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98 brings his informed opinion - "we are being out Whataburger'd"

 

Do we have any native aggie speakers to translate? 

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Do we have any native aggie speakers to translate? 

Not paying enough

14 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Do we have any native aggie speakers to translate? 

Not native aggy, but "being out Whataburger'd" is just another way to say that they have "huge penis envy of Texas (or Bama, LSU, etc.)"

"Good thing we passed on the instate DL"

Yes, aggy.  That's what happened.  Bilbo didn't get his ass kicked out of the state or anything on that front.

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Goes to show that anything is an upgrade from covering aggy

Did Rivals give him a Trans Am to make that move?

40 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Not paying enough

Yep, also means they'll need to double down on Princely.  And no, there's not a counter sales pitch after the original pitch because the recruit knows what both schools offer.  Now it's just about how much. 

9 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Yep, also means they'll need to double down on Princely.  And no, there's not a counter sales pitch after the original pitch because the recruit knows what both schools offer.  Now it's just about how much. 

Thank you. They can reinforce value, but your pitch is done. No new points to be made here

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:
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This is only a small sampling, but I just wanted to put this out there to show just how many big-time prospects would be there this weekend. We have gotten with all these who've said they'd be there. In addition, many of the commits will be there as well.

-2020 5-star Marietta (Ga.) TE Arik Gilbert (official)
-2020 North Shore LB Matthew Roberts

-2021 5-star Katy Tompkins DE Tunmise Adeleye
-2021 4-star Katy Taylor OG Bryce Foster
-2021 4-star North Shore QB Dematrius Davis
-2021 4-star North Shore OL Jaeden Roberts
-2021 4-star Denton Guyer WR/CB KJ Liggins
-2021 4-star Fort Collins (Col.) Fossil Ridge OT Trey Zuhn
-2021 4-star Richmond Foster OT Reuben Fatheree
-2021 Houston Episcopal OT Cullen Montgomery
-2021 4-star DeSoto DE Shemar Turner (maybe)

-2022 4-star Lewisville WR Armani Winfield
-2022 North Shore CB Denver Harris
-2022 Port Arthur Memorial CB Jaylon Guilbeau
-2022 Southlake Carroll QB Quinn Ewers (likely)

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There's probably going to be some transportation issues and car trouble this weekend.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98 brings his informed opinion - "we are being out Whataburger'd"

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2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Do we have any native aggie speakers to translate? 

I think it means they didn't get any Japs

 

Deneric Prince is in the transfer portal. Guess he finally figured out that Aggy took half his team just to get Jalen Preston... 

Just now, golfclap said:

Deneric Prince is in the transfer portal. Guess he finally figured out that Aggy took half his team just to get Jalen Preston... 

Is that a bad thang?

1 hour ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Me when I’m thinking about this list while watching Auburn destroy aggy hopes and dreams.....spacer.png

Auburn is not that good. They are bringing a true freshman QB and very weak players at the skill position into College Station. I am not getting any hopes up that Aggy is losing to Auburn. 

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is that a bad thang?

Not if you consider how much attrition they need to accomplish this season. 

11 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Deneric Prince is in the transfer portal. Guess he finally figured out that Aggy took half his team just to get Jalen Preston... 

They need the attrition and he couldn't even start for Manvel as a senior. Makes sense.

Just for funsies: https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Deneric-Prince-discusses-his-commitment-to-Texas-AM-53102743/

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Clarence McKinney had a plan when it came to recruiting running backs this cycle. While Keaontay Ingram was the top target on the board, the Aggie assistant never stopped building a relationship with Prince during the evaluation process. That ultimately paid off.

“He’s a great coach and he taught me a lot of technique and body language stuff at the camp,” he said. “It was amazing.”

Although Prince wasn’t the ‘feature back’ for the Mavericks this past season, he was still the team’s leading rusher and scored the most touchdowns at his position. This upcoming season, he has lofty goals for himself.

“I’m ready for it and hopefully I can break some records,” he said. “I don’t know what the school record is but when I find out that will be my goal.”

 

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5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Auburn is not that good. They are bringing a true freshman QB and very weak players at the skill position into College Station. I am not getting any hopes up that Aggy is losing to Auburn. 

Aggy isn't that good and has a garbage OL going up against the strength of Auburn the DL.  Plus they have Mond at QB.

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Thank you. They can reinforce value, but your pitch is done. No new points to be made here

DID YOU SEE WE BEAT THE SPREAD AT CLEMSON??

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy isn't that good and has a garbage OL going up against the strength of Auburn the DL.  Plus they have Mond at QB.

Nix is currently at 52% as a passer. Conventional wisdom says "this is his first big test, on the road" -- I say conventional wisdom takes a flying leap, and his completion percentage goes up significantly this week.

19 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Antonio Johnson is committing Saturday.  Bama' bound for aggy tears or did the aggy bag men come through?

No aggy tears, it’s a win for the SEC either way.

52 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

I think it means they didn't get any Japs

Very racist of those bastards.

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