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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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8 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Holy shit. How did he catch that. Amazing. 

That was nothin'. Can he do this?

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I thought Jimbo promised nothing less than top 3 classes?

 

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Jimbo already doing things Sumlin never did 

Just wait when he loses to Arky and South Carolina.

5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Jimbo already doing things Sumlin never did 

Being a cuck?

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The effervescent and ebullient Devon Archane makes an astonishing catch with an elan that only he could manage during warm-ups. Kid does it all.
 

 

That may be the most awesome catch in warm-ups by a RB I have ever seen! He kept the focus on the ball despite the invisible DB that was bearing down on him. 

Great hands for the future aggie rb because jimbo don’t steal, rape, lie or fuck.

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6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Do your thing, Mack.  You owe us.

If there's two things Mack knows, they're recruiting and dragging his balls across aggy's face. If there's three things Mack knows, they're recruiting, dragging his balls across aggy's face, and handing out orange slices.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The effervescent and ebullient Devon Archane makes an astonishing catch with an elan that only he could manage during warm-ups. Kid does it all.
 

 

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1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Jimbo already doing things Sumlin never did 

Being a functional alcoholic?

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Hi, Billy!

 

Should we go back and publish your Top 44 lists from the past 15 years?

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The effervescent and ebullient Devon Archane makes an astonishing catch with an elan that only he could manage during warm-ups. Kid does it all.
 

 

Who gives a shit, about pregame warm-ups. Typical aggy to highlight something that doesn't even fucking count.

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Who gives a shit, about pregame warm-ups. Typical aggy to highlight something that doesn't even fucking count.

To be fair, Achane is a *GREAT* football player.  His flaw is that he's really small.  I would still love to have him here, and I bet Herman would too.  

Being a functional alcoholic?
Yea we all got that covered around here.

So yeah, Haynes King might suck. He had a 58.9 QB rating coming into this game (good lord that's bad). 

 

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Who gives a shit, about pregame warm-ups. Typical aggy to highlight something that doesn't even fucking count.

 

Ryan Brauniger does. It was so glorious and impressive that he tweeted about it. You sips are so stupid you don't understand football.

24 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

So yeah, Haynes King might suck. He had a 58.9 QB rating coming into this game (good lord that's bad). 

 

Maybe Coach Oeaux isn’t as retarded as we think.  I mean he can’t work a thermostat, but he has figured out the internet.

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I'm not sure if this was posted because of all the Omeire stuff but Aggy 247 has a hilarious thread because someone posted Smart Chuibuzo's SR highlights so far ...  my personal favorite is the pass play at 00:18 

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/10089603/5d75e8dc02bbb90e102bda26

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He looks worse than his junior film, said that when Ryan said he looked good and reshaped his body. Idk why texags lies all the time.

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He can’t even pass protect while he’s at guard.


 

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He needs to lose 50lbs his redshirt year, then add weight as a rs/fr...he might be ready when he's a rs/jr.

I don't see it honestly...he's a big kid but his feet are bad...his pass pro is poor and he has no explosiveness off the los


 


 

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I’m a fan of Bankhead and Jefferson is supposedly a DL now, so I guess I’m my mind Smart is the only “bread” right now.


 

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Oh man. 
I will say that wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be based on these comments here, but wow... How can we sign this guy? 
He drives ok on run plays. That's positive. 
But he's slow as molasses, plays WAY too high, and he let's defenders get in on his body way too much. He's just asking to be a holding penalty magnet. Doesn't use his hands well. Thats just not gonna work against the D-lines in the SEC. 
There is no way he's a tackle. Guard all the way and we are in dire need of tackles. 
He and Jefferson... 

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He’s a dud. Can’t look that in HS and eventually be all SEC

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Need to find a way to drop all 3 of those guys. There is no way Fisher and our OL coach can be happy with what they have committed. You can’t even field an average O line with those commits.

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Still a ways to go to fix this and there is definitely time. But as it stands right now this is the worst O line class A&M has had committed in 20 + years.

This is worse than what Fran did it’s that bad. F level stuff. F.

 

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Idk why we are freaking out. It’s not like Jimbo ever had OLine problems at FSU. It’s fine.

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If you don't field a legit O line in the SEC then you may as well fire Fisher now and save everyone the misery. You cannot field anything remotely decent with the current O line commits we have. Fisher would never be able to win more than 8-9 games and I know we aren't paying 70 million for that. At some point you have to piss people off and start dropping commits--period. Drop them. Stop recruiting them. Tell them they don't have an offer. Whatever. It's a business and Jim Turner effed this up royally which IMO should have gotten his sorry ass fired anyway if he had stayed.

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That stupid lazy mofo has put A&M in a nasty predicament. So much so that this recruiting class will not grade out well at all even if we do sign some of our top targets.. It's the O line commits that are dragging the entire class down. You need size, talent, and athleticism. No less than 4 stars. Period

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I’m glad he emphasized the period at the end of his pronouncement about needing 4 stars.  I wasn’t sure if there was a more subtle point to be made next. 

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The effervescent and ebullient Devon Archane makes an astonishing catch with an elan that only he could manage during warm-ups. Kid does it all.
 

 

Reminds me of Lynn Swann.

And just to add on to the OL downward spiral Garrett Hayes is apparently leaning TCU now.

LSU just had a DL decommit.  Opens up for them to get Harris and more aggy tears.

36 minutes ago, golfclap said:

I'm not sure if this was posted because of all the Omeire stuff but Aggy 247 has a hilarious thread because someone posted Smart Chuibuzo's SR highlights so far ...  my personal favorite is the pass play at 00:18 

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/10089603/5d75e8dc02bbb90e102bda26

He does shoot off the ball well. Granted, it's face-down into the turf half the time, but if Henson can coach him up to stay on his feet and redirect that downward momentum horizontally, they could have something here.

18 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

5 Star King seems a bit overrated. 

I’m a Longview fan, and think you guys have been a little harsh on him (especially before the season started), however he is not playing well and looks to have regressed quite a bit.  Losing a bunch of talent around him was always going to hurt his stats versus last year but if you watch the games it’s more than just that.  Bad reads, bad throws and bad decisions.  I still think he’ll be a good game manager type QB in college (assuming he gets a chance to play) but he’s proved the haters right and should not be a five star.

Just now, TKthunder2 said:

I’m a Longview fan, and think you guys have been a little harsh on him (especially before the season started), however he is not playing well and looks to have regressed quite a bit.  Losing a bunch of talent around him was always going to hurt his stats versus last year but if you watch the games it’s more than just that.  Bad reads, bad throws and bad decisions.  I still think he’ll be a good game manager type QB in college (assuming he gets a chance to play) but he’s proved the haters right and should not be a five star.

I know I always look for a completion % below 55 in HS and a 1:5 TD:INT ratio when trying to find a “good game manager.”

75 yards passing in a HS game is not good. 

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Profoundly homoerotic Auburn game preview

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Even Liberace would've found that intriguing. 

I love the Aggy that claims Texas is guaranteed 9 wins every year in the big 12.        

So I googled it.  Aggy won 9 or more games during their time in the big 12 4 times.

I guess Aggy guarantees wins differently when it does not suit their argument.

I still can’t believe they did it a whopping 4 times total but we are guaranteed to do it every year.  That’s rich, even for Aggy.

Go Auburn, kick the shit out of these assholes.

 

1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’m a Longview fan, and think you guys have been a little harsh on him (especially before the season started), however he is not playing well and looks to have regressed quite a bit.  Losing a bunch of talent around him was always going to hurt his stats versus last year but if you watch the games it’s more than just that.  Bad reads, bad throws and bad decisions.  I still think he’ll be a good game manager type QB in college (assuming he gets a chance to play) but he’s proved the haters right and should not be a five star.

But every team loses players around them and the elite still excel. Card lost wilson and probably others and his stats haven't taken a nosedive. Maybe king's problems are all in his head right now or maybe he's overrated or it's because it's the reasons you listed. Or maybe a combination of all three. 

He's also an easy target for being aggy and not even being recruited by us. 

Ooooof! Kings numbers are terrible. Aggy getting nervous yet?


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1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

King seems like a perfect ass my dude candidate

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