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9 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Where is all this "Elko has checked out coming from?"

Well, his defense sucks because he's not that good, but they can't admit that he's not that good because that would mean they made a mistake in hiring him and then building him up to be some kind of genius defensive wizard, and they can't ever admit that they make mistakes, so it must be the case that he's checked out.

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49 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Or better they turn on Jimbo but unlike sumlin who just took the abuse Jimbo snaps back at the administration and fans and they stupidly try and fire him for cause and thus end up in a massively expensive toxic, and public  legal battle .

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6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, his defense sucks because he's not that good, but they can't admit that he's not that good because that would mean they made a mistake in hiring him and then building him up to be some kind of genius defensive wizard, and they can't ever admit that they make mistakes, so it must be the case that he's checked out.

I actually think Elko is really good. Their defense will fall off a cliff if he leaves. Just look at the roster he's had to work with the last two years. 

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8 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I actually think Elko is really good. Their defense will fall off a cliff if he leaves. Just look at the roster he's had to work with the last two years. 

Yeah. Elko was Jimbo’s best hire. He’s a good coach and recruiter. Hopefully he hops off that sinking ship ASAP, so Jimbo can hire the equivalent of Henson at DC.

Elko is the best assistant on their staff by a mile. Losing Elko would not be a good thing. 

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Elko is the best assistant on their staff by a mile. Losing Elko would not be a good thing. 

NTTAWWT.

35 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, his defense sucks because he's not that good, but they can't admit that he's not that good because that would mean they made a mistake in hiring him and then building him up to be some kind of genius defensive wizard, and they can't ever admit that they make mistakes, so it must be the case that he's checked out.

They went from #51 in adjusted defense in '17 to #21 in '18. Elko is good. He might not be a top 5 defensive coordinator but he's a good coach. Without Elko's defensive improvements they would be a .500 team under Jimbo. 

There's probably little chance they upgrade if they lose Elko. 

 

 

46 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I actually think Elko is really good. Their defense will fall off a cliff if he leaves. Just look at the roster he's had to work with the last two years. 

Elko is a very good DC. aggy defense is aided by the Jimbo run the clock offense, but they have performed rather well considering they have little experienced depth in their back 7. It would be a big loss if Elko left, which he is probably considering because working for Jimbo is a beating.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Same as it ever was. Except this time, they’ve hamstrung themselves into a ridiculous initial contract. They don’t have to extend it to be in dire trouble such that they won’t be able to buy their failed coach out for years. I’m gurssing it will be at least year 8 until they can afford to buy Jimbo out. Bwahahahahaha!

I wouldn't be surprised if they raise and extend him after next year's super easy schedule provides pretty good results.  

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2 hours ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Jimbo doesn’t give a shit.  He’s still eyeing that LSU job.  

Coach Eaux has bumblefucked his way into a damn good system that can have long term success if he can keep from screwing it up down the stretch and keep his offensive coordinator for more than a year.

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Or better they turn on Jimbo but unlike sumlin who just took the abuse Jimbo snaps back at the administration and fans and they stupidly try and fire him for cause and thus end up in a massively expensive toxic, and public  legal battle .

Mmmmm....that sounds delicious. I’ll have one of those please.

13 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Haynes King down to 4 stars 

Stupid Fukn Sip...only rankin that matters is Loochi 44

And forearms

Let’s actually dream of Elko not getting a head coaching job, but instead getting poached by another SEC team as a defensive coordinator. The tears would be spectacular.

9 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah. Elko was Jimbo’s best hire. He’s a good coach and recruiter. Hopefully he hops off that sinking ship ASAP, so Jimbo can hire the equivalent of Henson at DC.

Jimbo can reunite with Charles Kelly.

Daddy99 will send his film reviews to Elko, along with a brochure on how to save money on his car insurance . The rest is history.

16 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Ngata has much better choices than Arizona State.

Not when it comes to sororities.

7 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Let’s actually dream of Elko not getting a head coaching job, but instead getting poached by another SEC team as a defensive coordinator. The tears would be spectacular.

Aggy will pay any amount of money to keep this from happening.  Elko's agent is probably on the phone right now with about 10 other SEC teams.

Elko’s going to get his shit kicked in next Saturday.

1 hour ago, Bear19 said:

Elko’s going to get his shit kicked in next Saturday.

I really wish saban would deliver a demoralizing beatdown instead of taking his foot off the gas 3 minutes into the third quarter.



Without Elko's defensive improvements they would be a .500 team under Jimbo. 

Georgia, lsu, bama, and possibly one of the MS games.

They already are a 500ish team.
 
 


Ole Miss is playing just good enough to beat aggy in 2 weeks after the Bama' beatdown.

Just wondering if dumbo will hand out blindfolds to the recuits on the sidelines before the game?

I think Jimbo will make it close. They will celebrate this loss as a sign of progress.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It'll be something like a 38-10 game where the score doesn't look like a blowout, but it was never in doubt. 

Jimbo will score a TD with 2 seconds left to make a 28 point loss only be 21.

And then lay an egg @ Ole Miss the following week.

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33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I think Jimbo will make it close. They will celebrate this loss as a sign of progress.

in fairness to them, after barely escaping arkansas I think a close loss to bama would be a sign of progress. 

23 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It'll be something like a 38-10 game where the score doesn't look like a blowout, but it was never in doubt. 

when is a four touchdown win not a blowout?

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

when is a four touchdown win not a blowout?

If manziel and his lover liucci aren’t there.  tho

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

when is a four touchdown win not a blowout?

To aggy they'll think it doesn't look like it's a 52-10 kind of blowout. Their line of thinking is, well, aggy. 

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Jimbo will score a TD with 2 seconds left to make a 28 point loss only be 21.

And then lay an egg @ Ole Miss the following week.

Yeah, this is probably correct. Moral victory to show the recruits that Jimbo has this under control, next year is the year. It wasn't as bad as last year, etc. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I think Jimbo will make it close. They will celebrate this loss as a sign of progress.

This. If anybody wants to make some money this coming weekend, Bama won’t cover. 

On 10/4/2019 at 10:40 PM, texasstrong12 said:

There's probably little chance they upgrade if they lose Elko. 

Torbush!

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This. If anybody wants to make some money this coming weekend, Bama won’t cover. 

eh.  bama (-13) 

give me bama

ESPN's updated bowl projections have aggy in the Texas Bowl vs Oklahoma State.

 

ESPN's updated bowl projections have aggy in the Texas Bowl vs Oklahoma State.
 

That would be a glorious ass kicking.
3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, this is probably correct. Moral victory to show the recruits that Jimbo has this under control, next year is the year. It wasn't as bad as last year, etc. 

I'm hoping the visiting aggy recruits end up over on Bama's side of the field after a blow out.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

eh.  bama (-13) 

give me bama

Vegas is wising up on Jimbo. No more -17 point spreads for Aggy. 

41 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I'm hoping the visiting aggy recruits end up over on Bama's side of the field after a blow out.

I'm hoping they leave early on their recruiting trip 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

ESPN's updated bowl projections have aggy in the Texas Bowl vs Oklahoma State.

 

SBN kept them in the Music City, now against Mich State, in what would be a grindingly awful 17-14 slugfest.

Music City Bowl? Lets see if they get bowl eligible first :)

 

Besides Kansas, who won’t become bowl-eligible, aggy couldn’t beat any of the other B12 teams, so they’ll be looking for some push-over wussy team to play.  I don’t think they’d even play SMU.  aggy skeered to play any team with balls.

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Besides Kansas, who won’t become bowl-eligible, aggy couldn’t beat any of the other B12 teams, so they’ll be looking for some push-over wussy team to play.  I don’t think they’d even play SMU.  aggy skeered to play any team with balls.

They'll go to that bowl Auburn was in last year and play a crappy Big 10 team with 6 wins.  This is of course assuming they make a bowl.  Lose to Ole Miss ( very possible ) and all bets are off.

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Back from wild and wonderful West Virginia, let's see what @Longhornfrenzy's got for us:

First, reaction to King looking shitty on tv and Karen trying to whitewash it

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If not for cheating WVU wins by 2+ TDs (lol wtf officials were they watching?)

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