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1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

$5 to the Surly poster who can correctly guess what trumped-up, for-cause "cause" A&M will come up with when the time comes to cut Fisher loose.

OK, $10

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Fisher could be fired "for cause," that is for ethical violations unrelated to the performance of his team. 

GLWT, dude is going to fight for his money no matter what.

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53 minutes ago, NoName said:

GLWT, dude is going to fight for his money no matter what.

Mike leach has fought tooth and nail, and is still waiting on his money from Tech. No damn way slimy aggy ever acquiesces and pays Fisher when he gets fired “for cause”.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

GLWT, dude is going to fight for his money no matter what.

Maybe bag hag will actually be the aggy saving grace getting them out of that albatross of a contract 

Wiltfong / 247 on Dontae Manning

Latest buzz on five-star CB Dontae Manning

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The 247Sports Crystal Ball favors Texas A&M for Kansas City (Mo.) Raytown cornerback Dontae Manning. But I feel the Aggies are fading for the blue-chip recruit.

At this point, I think we're looking at either Oregon or Georgia landing the potential five-star's signature. Manning ranks as the No. 3 cornerback and No. 30 prospect overall in the Top247 Player Rankings, and if his ranking holds in the top 32, he'll finish as a five-star in our network.

Over the last month, the pulse behind the scenes has been that Georgia would ultimately sign Manning. And they still might. UGA has the last official visit set for the weekend of Dec. 13. However Oregon has made this one very interesting.

The Ducks may even lead right now going into the trip to Athens. Manning had a terrific visit to Eugene the weekend of Nov. 16 and several folks that spent time with him like where the Pac 12 program stands.

We'll see what happens on this upcoming Georgia trip as head coach Kirby Smart and his staff are in position to sign arguably the two best cornerbacks in the country as they already lead on the 247Sports Crystal Ball for five-star Kelee Ringo and then you have Manning.

Besides the schools mentioned, Oklahoma and Arizona State round out the final five for Manning who will cap his prep career by playing in the Under Armour All-American Game and the Polynesian Bowl. Maybe I'm sleeping on the Sooners but I'd be surprised if Manning isn't a Duck or a Dawg come National Signing Day.

 

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Wiltfong / 247 on Dontae Manning

Latest buzz on five-star CB Dontae Manning

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The 247Sports Crystal Ball favors Texas A&M for Kansas City (Mo.) Raytown cornerback Dontae Manning. But I feel the Aggies are fading for the blue-chip recruit.

At this point, I think we're looking at either Oregon or Georgia landing the potential five-star's signature. Manning ranks as the No. 3 cornerback and No. 30 prospect overall in the Top247 Player Rankings, and if his ranking holds in the top 32, he'll finish as a five-star in our network.

Over the last month, the pulse behind the scenes has been that Georgia would ultimately sign Manning. And they still might. UGA has the last official visit set for the weekend of Dec. 13. However Oregon has made this one very interesting.

The Ducks may even lead right now going into the trip to Athens. Manning had a terrific visit to Eugene the weekend of Nov. 16 and several folks that spent time with him like where the Pac 12 program stands.

We'll see what happens on this upcoming Georgia trip as head coach Kirby Smart and his staff are in position to sign arguably the two best cornerbacks in the country as they already lead on the 247Sports Crystal Ball for five-star Kelee Ringo and then you have Manning.

Besides the schools mentioned, Oklahoma and Arizona State round out the final five for Manning who will cap his prep career by playing in the Under Armour All-American Game and the Polynesian Bowl. Maybe I'm sleeping on the Sooners but I'd be surprised if Manning isn't a Duck or a Dawg come National Signing Day.

 

aggy fading for a bluechip OOS cornerback down the stretch? noooooooo waaaaay

(very happy he's not going to OU, too)

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aggy fading for a bluechip OOS cornerback down the stretch? noooooooo waaaaay

(very happy he's not going to OU, too)

Yup ... he's now in 5-star territory on the 247Sports ranking.

Also, Perroni posted an article. 

- Demas not taking any more visits

- Shepherd expected to go to the ags

Oregon, UGA, and Aggy.   What a group to lumped with.   Fucking sooners seem like the most honest of the whole bunch (torbu$h).  Lucky for us Karen can’t even handle the 1 job she has. 

Just now, Getafix said:

Also, Perroni posted an article. 

- Demas not taking any more visits

- Shepherd expected to go to the ags

Oh that's going to do wonders for that locker room the entire year he has to sit.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh that's going to do wonders for that locker room the entire year he has to sit.

Especially while dog shit is being trotted out in front of him and there’s nothing to do about it. I’m sure his buddy Demas will be thrilled with 50% of his intended attempts sailing 5 yds over his head too. Can’twait.gif

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh that's going to do wonders for that locker room the entire year he has to sit.

Expected to petition ("I had to eat BURNT TOAST! My cup of woe runneth over ... as did the EGGS!").

 

2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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The greatest trick ever pulled was Jaylon Jones convincing aggy he is a CB

$5 to the Surly poster who can correctly guess what trumped-up, for-cause "cause" A&M will come up with when the time comes to cut Fisher loose.
OK, $10
Not winning the 202_ National Championship.
Boneheaded Tapa multi-quote fail.

The best part about Aggy paying like Oregon and Georgia is that they’re still Aggy, and when you’re getting equal bags from three schools, anyone would still choose Oregon and Georgia over Aggy 

 

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The best part about Aggy paying like Oregon and Georgia is that they’re still Aggy, and when you’re getting equal bags from three schools, anyone would still choose Oregon and Georgia over Aggy 

 

The worst part is they are pissing away money that should be helping Hurricane Harvey victims.

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The best part about Aggy paying like Oregon and Georgia is that they’re still Aggy, and when you’re getting equal bags from three schools, anyone would still choose Oregon and Georgia over Aggy 

 

That is funny and true.  aggy will have to pay at least a 20% "living in a shithole" premium along with that 30% fat, ugly coed stipend.  One thing aggy has going is that most of their coeds have gigantic ovine bootys.  

Whose face is that on Jimbos chest?

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28 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You aren’t from around here are you?

He's just used to seeing her on Jimbo's pecker

Lol. Come from behind on Blades last year? I’ll have to have @Fud memory check my ass, but I’m pretty sure they more or less led the whole way for that kid (he was the best juco corner right?) and was the favorite all the way. 
 

on another note, Shepherd to aTm’s locker room is literally how people here drew up the Jimbo Fisher Culture Time Bomb dynamic a year or two back. Fucking RockSlowClap.gif. 

34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. Come from behind on Blades last year? I’ll have to have @Fud memory check my ass, but I’m pretty sure they more or less led the whole way for that kid (he was the best juco corner right?) and was the favorite all the way. 
 

on another note, Shepherd to aTm’s locker room is literally how people here drew up the Jimbo Fisher Culture Time Bomb dynamic a year or two back. Fucking RockSlowClap.gif. 

Wasn’t Blades committed to Oregon, but he had eligibility concerns or something and A&M swooped in? 
 

Justin Wells thinks Shepherd could end up at Texas Southern. I’m wondering if A&M might not have room? They just trapdoored Ellison, and they might be making their second worst commit grayshirt or get trapdoored 

How would Shepherd fit into jimbo's all guard scheme?

21 minutes ago, Fud said:

Wasn’t Blades committed to Oregon, but he had eligibility concerns or something and A&M swooped in? 
 

Justin Wells thinks Shepherd could end up at Texas Southern. I’m wondering if A&M might not have room? They just trapdoored Ellison, and they might be making their second worst commit grayshirt or get trapdoored 

It didn’t feel like a swoop in, to me. I felt like it was a pretty well known fact for several months. but I’ll readily admit I don’t have a Steel trap of a memory. 
 

 

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

How would Shepherd fit into jimbo's all guard scheme?

Probably on the bench or in jail after he violently buttfucks Jerry Schmidt for asking him to do up downs. 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It didn’t feel like a swoop in, to me. I felt like it was a pretty well known fact for several months. but I’ll readily admit I don’t have a Steel trap of a memory. 
 

 

I think Oregon was waiting on him to decommit for a long time and was pretty apathetic about it, because he's a difficult to deal with shithead and was a grade risk, but it was a pretty quick flip once he decommitted

https://247sports.com/Player/Elijah-Blades-88047/TimelineEvents/

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I think Oregon was waiting on him to decommit for a long time and was pretty apathetic about it, because he's a difficult to deal with shithead and was a grade risk, but it was a pretty quick flip once he decommitted

https://247sports.com/Player/Elijah-Blades-88047/TimelineEvents/

Hmm. I guess I was just remembering all the aggy bleating he was theres for sure. Thanks man. 

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8 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:
8 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

You aren’t from around here are you?

No I’m not. But I will just assume that is Karen or your mom.

On 12/6/2019 at 12:32 AM, Lobwedgephil said:

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Obviously photoshopped. The SEC patch should be twice the size of the aggy patch.

Conveniently un-remembering that the SEC picks the matchups

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Begging one of their big brothers to go win a fight for them. Also "with competent officiating we beat Georgia".

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Begging one of their big brothers to go win a fight for them. Also "with competent officiating we beat Georgia".
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I just realized that it actually might have been worth watching aggy have a good season if they could have ended up in this bowl to get blown out by Baylor from the lowly bdf.
On 12/5/2019 at 6:41 PM, TexMexBuddha said:

Not winning the 202_ National Championship.

to be fair, Sharp's plaque does not specify the last 2 digits. but jimbo will surely be gone well before the 2020s are done.

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

to be fair, Sharp's plaque does not specify the last 2 digits. 

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No pressure. He still has 80 years of cushion. 

Probably just maxing out his visit payments.

18 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

They think they are getting Evans as he was on campus yesterday apparently. 

I’m usually wrong about these things but he did not look very explosive against Atascocsacosoacosita.  

CB recruiting thread on aggy247? don't mind if I do. 

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CB recruiting thread on aggy247? don't mind if I do. 

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