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Makes zero sense.  Wouldn't take the world's greatest accountant to tell you the number required plus taxes to cover the buyout.  Anybody got a calculator?  $400K × 37% = ???  Ok, it is too hard to figure out.  Tarp's right.

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Antonio Johnson and Antonio Doyle looking like warm dogshit on the AA game practice videos

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

Antonio Johnson and Antonio Doyle looking like warm dogshit on the AA game practice videos

There's a reason every good team passed on them. They were realistically battling Tennessee and Illinois for those two.

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I keep seeing their names as top performers.  I don't watch the tape, just going off the reports from 247.  Not saying their analysts know a lot more than random fans, seriously.

Hard. To. The. Paint. 
 

I guess when Karen said “paint” she meant the pool of jizz jimbo’s players train’d all over Candi’s tits. 

Ngata wasn't an SEC caliber RB.  Not like Deondre Jackson and Devon Achane...

Member when Looch said that they might land 4 RBs including 2 of the Smith/Ngata/Evans trio? 

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6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Member when Looch said that they might land 4 RBs including 2 of the Smith/Ngata/Evans trio? 

You’d think he’d be worried about that right now, but nope.

He’s more worried about ... guess who

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

You’d think he’d be worried about that right now, but nope.

He’s more worried about ... guess who

 

 

 

 

 

 

And he's too stupid to realize that the team winning a bowl game and beating a power 5 program with a winning record was Texas...

How many power 5 wins over teams with winning records did Aggy have again? 

With every tweet his dick looks smaller & smaller.

1 minute ago, sdm said:

With every tweet his dick looks smaller & smaller.

You mean his/her sandy vagina? He's constantly on the burnt orange rag. Fuck that hypocritical fat piece of shit. He epitomizes aggy.

What he fails to recognize is what a joke he is. He is a loser douche...you know, aggy.

Hook'em 

20 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Ngata wasn't an SEC caliber RB.  Not like Deondre Jackson and Devon Achane...

With some good luck, achane could qualify for Olympic trials,  be busy all summer with track. He finally shows up in the fall not ready to play.

Bet jimbo hasn't thought that far out.

37 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You’d think he’d be worried about that right now, but nope.

He’s more worried about ... guess who

 

 

 

 

 

 

Translation: "Come to A&M and be an Aggy.  We'll never be more successful than Texas, but we'll get prison raped by Bama and LSU every year, and Georgia too when we get forced to play them.  SEC! SEC! SEC!"

Remind me how many conference titles aggy has played for since Billy started his idiotic website?

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Haynes King with the dark visor so people can’t tell that he looks like a terminal St.Judes patient. 

3 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:

Antonio Johnson and Antonio Doyle looking like warm dogshit on the AA game practice videos

 

3 hours ago, MM42 said:

I keep seeing their names as top performers.  I don't watch the tape, just going off the reports from 247.  Not saying their analysts know a lot more than random fans, seriously.

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Haynes King with the dark visor so people can’t tell that he looks like a terminal St.Judes patient. 

No matter how many sacks he takes, you can't kill what's already dead.

Haynes King with a 35 yard Hail Mary from midfield lmao. Now we know why Dumbo didn’t quit on Card till he finally told him to pound sand. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Ngata to AZ State

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if he wanted to win championships/ a lot of games why on earth did he go to asu.

A&M: all time record - 749-486-48  .602 winning pct, 18 conference championships

ASU: all time record - 622-399-24 .607 winning pct, 17 conference championships

 

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

A&M: all time record - 749-486-48  .602 winning pct, 18 conference championships

ASU: all time record - 622-399-24 .607 winning pct, 17 conference championships

 

also, you know...

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38 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Haynes King with a 35 yard Hail Mary from midfield lmao. Now we know why Dumbo didn’t quit on Card till he finally told him to pound sand. 

#1 QB in Texas, WHOOP!

Haven't seen anything on North Carolina boards about Brewster leaving.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OT Alex Leatherwood returning for Alabama for his last year.

Makes it a higher quality loss

I spent a half hour looking for that pic of all the homely girls watching a game, with the fitting descriptions of each.  You put that pic next to that one above, and it’s an instant representation of life not being fair. Good lesson. 

Moorehead fired. That makes 3 out 4  SEC teams Aggy beat this year fired their coach. I’m shocked Muschamp wasn’t fired too. 

58 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Moorehead fired. That makes 3 out 4  SEC teams Aggy beat this year fired their coach. I’m shocked Muschamp wasn’t fired too. 

If you can't beat aggy, what else are you to do.

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

I spent a half hour looking for that pic of all the homely girls watching a game, with the fitting descriptions of each.  You put that pic next to that one above, and it’s an instant representation of life not being fair. Good lesson. 

I gotchu fam.

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The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

Didn’t he and Yurcich work together? Hope we wouldn’t think about replacing Hand with him, he seems pretty shitty

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

Nothing says "everything is fine" like cycling through OL coaches! It's a pretty easy position to teach, and the differences between different styles/philosophies are very small.

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says "everything is fine" like cycling through OL coaches! It's a pretty easy position to teach, and the differences between different styles/philosophies are very small.

Jimbo and his OL problems:

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says "everything is fine" like cycling through OL coaches! It's a pretty easy position to teach, and the differences between different styles/philosophies are very small.

It is it you don't work for Jimbo. He pushes his offensive line strategy on his OL coaches. Did the same thing to Rick Trickett at FSU.

24 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

This quote from Henson right after being hired by aggy is everything:

Henson confirmed the news on Friday afternoon with the Oklahoma State site of the 247Sports network.

"This is really tough for me," Henson said of leaving his alma mater. He added, though, "It is significantly more money," with A&M.

2 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

It is it you don't work for Jimbo. He pushes his offensive line strategy on his OL coaches. Did the same thing to Rick Trickett at FSU.

It was sarcasm, OL's usually where you put plus coaches and just hope they're ok recruiters

18 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hard. To. The. Paint. 
 

I guess when Karen said “paint” she meant the pool of jizz jimbo’s players train’d all over Candi’s tits. 

Jimbo "The Mailman" Fisher

22 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

It is it you don't work for Jimbo. He pushes his offensive line strategy on his OL coaches. Did the same thing to Rick Trickett at FSU.

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19 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ngata to AZ State

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"Head scratcher" lulz

I hope that info's wrong. It would be great if they kept their OL coach at least another year... of course, it's Jimbo. Does it really matter who his OL coach is?

So in year 3, Jimbo will be on his 3rd TE coach, potentially his 3rd OL coach, and potentially his 3rd DT coach.

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