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19 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

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That middle post by CarolinaAg...wtf?  It’s almost like September 10, 2005 never happened.  Dumbfuck aggy 

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7 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

That middle post by CarolinaAg...wtf?  It’s almost like September 10, 2005 never happened.  Dumbfuck aggy 

Exactly.  Nobody wins at the Horseshoe...err...Death Valley at night.  Dumbass.

4 hours ago, rvm96 said:

I know this doesn't belong on this thread, but whatever. Since you have issues with Herb Hand why are you bringing up Hands supposed lack of recruiting ability with Okafor and Imade???? They both committed  and signed when Charlie Strong was head coach. Also, Kerstetter and Cosmi signed when Warehime was offensive line coach. 

I was pointing out that for every project that works out at OL there is another that doesn't work out. Kerstetter and Cosmi were projects that worked out, Imade and Okafor did not. So when your depth chart is comprised of 2 guys that were around .95+ and a bunch of projects, you are going into the season not knowing what is going to happen. Hand needs to knock the 2021 class out of the park.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Maybe he’ll find a couple of young studs to break up that marriage.

I think it’s the antiquated pro style offense that finds the studs to break up the marriage. 

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I was pointing out that for every project that works out at OL there is another that doesn't work out. Kerstetter and Cosmi were projects that worked out, Imade and Okafor did not. So when your depth chart is comprised of 2 guys that were around .95+ and a bunch of projects, you are going into the season not knowing what is going to happen. Hand needs to knock the 2021 class out of the park.

So if half the projects work out, and we have a bunch of projects, then that means....

31 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I was pointing out that for every project that works out at OL there is another that doesn't work out. Kerstetter and Cosmi were projects that worked out, Imade and Okafor did not. So when your depth chart is comprised of 2 guys that were around .95+ and a bunch of projects, you are going into the season not knowing what is going to happen. Hand needs to knock the 2021 class out of the park.

Kerstetter and Cosmi were both transition class takes so I disagree with the premise of your argument. Also, the fact that Okafor was a top 300 player in the nation takes him out of the project takes section. 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I was pointing out that for every project that works out at OL there is another that doesn't work out. Kerstetter and Cosmi were projects that worked out, Imade and Okafor did not. So when your depth chart is comprised of 2 guys that were around .95+ and a bunch of projects, you are going into the season not knowing what is going to happen. Hand needs to knock the 2021 class out of the park.

Lulz. More dipshittery from HtownHorn. He forgot to point out that Hand didn’t recruit any of Cosmi, Kerstetter, Imade, Okafor, etc. and that our average recruit ranking on the OL has jumped considerably since those days and has been climbing very class under Hand and likely will again in 2021. 

Oh and we’ve hit on enough of those “projects,” like Cosmi and Kerstetter that we don’t have a dire need for more than one or two the young, highly rated guys to contribute until 2021. 

 

247 still has Demas as a 5*, but dropped him from #11 overall to #31.  Let the outrage begin.

I mean, they jumped the gun (pretty standard procedure for them, I'll grant you) bitching about the BOMC and their horrible slights at 247. They ended up with 2 Five Stars, and I know 247 going to suck off all their commits from Jersey as well. 

The RB that's probably going to commit to aggy in a week drop to #971.

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The RB that's probably going to commit to aggy in a week drop to #971.

Do you mean the guy who's going to play if Spiller gets hurt?

15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The RB that's probably going to commit to aggy in a week drop to #971.

Yeah but Devin Achane is almost 100 points higher than his composite average. So there. 

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I knew people would ask, so here are the A&M signees/targets and the Texas ones too.

TEXAS A&M SIGNEES - Current Rank (Previous)
Jaylon Jones - 16 (27)
Demond Demas - 31 (11)
Antonio Johnson - 47 (184)
Donell Harris - 52 (51)
Devon Achane - 54 (96)
Haynes King - 109 (84)
Edgerrin Cooper 114 (264)
Antonio Doyle - 119 (147)
Fadil Diggs - 175 (160)
Muhsin Muhammad III - 187 (171)
Chris Morris - 241 (225)

TEXAS A&M TARGETS
Zachary Evans - 33 (17)
McKinnley Jackson - 65 (175)

TEXAS SIGNEES
Bijan Robinson - 21 (23)
Ja'Quinden Jackson - 46 (55)
Hudson Card - 69 (67)
Prince Dorbah - 124 (123)
Kitan Crawford - 144 (180)
Xavion Alford - 170 (145)
Jerrin Thompson - 194 (158)
Vernon Broughton - 195 (172)
Jaylen Garth - 213 (152)
Logan Parr - 244 (215)
Andrej Karic - Dropped out of Top247 (161)

TEXAS TARGETS
Alfred Collins - 32 (40)

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Yes, they'd much rather have 3* King than Jackson.  Classic.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He has a point at CB and WR. The others.... not so much

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Lulz. Not knowing JQJ’s ultimate position doesn’t make him a question mark in the class, you stupid ah. He’s an absolutely elite athlete that will find success one way or another, be it QB, LB, or elsewhere. 
 

We have 4 DL (with collins) and 3 of them are top 200 in the nation.
 

WR’s no doubt a trash heap. But even CB is fairly solid, If we get Rakestraw, then we have two good outside CB prospects and J. Thompson could be a really good fit at Nickel. 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He has a point at CB and WR. The others.... not so much

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stupid 'sip, everyone knows your overhaul your staff before the start of the season. That's how champions do it.

Out of curiosity, when as a staff ever been overhauled, outside of scandal firings or death, except at the end of a season? Also, if we wanted to be semantic fagets, thanks to Herman's molasses approach we overhauled our staff at the beginning of the new year. 'Tards

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He has a point at CB and WR. The others.... not so much

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Lulz, did this guy discuss how they still have a shitty OL room and did nothing to address it in this class?

Or having a QB room next year with Calzada/Stowers/King?

Or only having 1 scholarship RB on campus and what do they do?  Add the #900-whatever to go with it.

CB is still not so hot adding a 5'10 165 lb. guy and a JUCO, which didn't go so well this past season with Blades.

It's a gotdamn Maroon Media Conspiracy, I tell you! That sheep fucker Barton Simmons is cowtowin' to the richest college in America - Texas A&M! Those redasses saw a total jump of 274 spots while the clearly superior commits from the oppressed tee ewe fell a collective 200+ spots in their final ranking. 274 - 247. Coincidence? I think NOT! We should boycott 247! FART NOISES!

Well, they’re dumb and have always been dumb.  Glad we don’t play the idiots any more.  Hope Leach continues to cornhole them annually now that he’s at Miss St.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FADIL DIGGS... THE ATROCITY THAT WAS COMMITTED WITH HIS RANKING IS A FUUCKING JOKE

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Which Jeffcoat kid they talkin bout? The one that won the Hendricks Award and Big 12 Co-Defensive Player of the Year his senior year? Looks to me he did fine in college. The fact that the NFL didn't draft him doesn't diminish his accomplishments in college.

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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holy shit a brett favre comp for king???? there's no way this guy is serious

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1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:

holy shit a brett favre comp for king???? there's no way this guy is serious

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Neither one worthy of getting offers to a P5 school?  Both throw almost as many INTs as touchdowns?  Sounds like an OK comp to me...

9 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Neither one worthy of getting offers to a P5 school?  Both throw almost as many INTs as touchdowns?  Sounds like an OK comp to me...

my brain automatically went to franchise QB (whether good or not, you can decide yourself) in the NFL, and I would put every dollar in my bank account on the fact that King will in fact NOT be that.

Just now, Mason Ramsey said:

my brain automatically went to franchise QB (whether good or not, you can decide yourself) in the NFL, and I would put every dollar in my bank account on the fact that King will in fact NOT be that.

You say "my brain automatically went to franchise QB."  But my brain automatically went to "do you remember how small and weird Brett Favre's penis is and also how he was wearing crocs in bed?"

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

You say "my brain automatically went to franchise QB."  But my brain automatically went to "do you remember how small and weird Brett Favre's penis is and also how he was wearing crocs in bed?"

You're thinking of Owen Wilson.

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

You're thinking of Owen Wilson.

I don't know which one is more horrifyingly misshapen:  Owen Wilson's nose, or Brett Favre's frenulum.

Billy a couple of weeks ago, I would put the over/under on staff changes at 1.5. 

 

And here we are. 

 

 

All we need now is for Jeremy Pruitt to do his in-home with Evans with Graham tagging along and get a commitment.  Aggy boards would be entertaining.

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Think they'll try to money whip the Georgia RB coach?

Bet they'll try but McGee is already the 2nd highest paid RB coach in the country, if memory serves. No way Kirby lets him get away without a fight.

A&M wasn’t sad to see him go and will upgrade the position to a SEC West caliber coach hand picked by Jimbo Fisher himself  / Looch

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Eric Hickson, IMO

Another South Florida recruiting link

Is there some unwritten rule that only allows 1-2 SEC coaches to actually leave the conference each season?

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Did this idiot send in his post via telegraph? "idc if demas didn't play all year" STOP "dude is top 3 receiver" STOP

27 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Is there some unwritten rule that only allows 1-2 SEC coaches to actually leave the conference each season?

Even with money, it can be hard to leave the trailer park.

32 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Did this idiot send in his post via telegraph? "idc if demas didn't play all year" STOP "dude is top 3 receiver" STOP

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