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2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Jimbo must be knocking back a quart of cheap bourbon every night.  He looks like shit.  

Is that wrong?

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So they have signed all of 1 more DL in that last 2 years, and despite having a 5 star, they are only slightly ahead in the average.

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3 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

To be fair, a kid from Bakersfield or Merced might feel right at home in Collie Station...

OU tends to sweep the table with those kids. They like things a little methier.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that wrong?

If I had to live in colly station I'd be doing the same thing

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that wrong?

If youve got 75 million guaranteed coming your way and you wont even spring for Makers or Woodford Reserve as your daily drinker, then yes that is wrong. 

Jimbo must be knocking back a quart of cheap bourbon every night.  He looks like shit.  
Hell, if I were guaranteed $75 million for not doing jack shit, I'd spend my nights drinking, too
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

OU tends to sweep the table with those kids. They like things a little methier.

Well it's a homecoming of sorts for them.

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Coming back to Oklahoma as (football) seasonal labor is truly karmic.  Closing the circle and all of that.

Jimbo must be knocking back a quart of cheap bourbon every night.  He looks like shit.

Well he is a cuck. 

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Back that up to 1995. We add brackens, they add ???

Sam Adams.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Muppeteer doesn't play my dude. 

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5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Muppeteer doesn't play my dude. 

Name for the aggy OL = the muppets?

From 1998-2018 Texas had 18 DL drafted that have combined for 275 sacks in the NFL.
aggy has had 11 DL drafted that have combined for 114 sacks.

Assuming that doesn’t include Von Miller? Because that kind of skews things a little more competitively when you factor in his 98 sacks.
4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


Assuming that doesn’t include Von Miller? Because that kind of skews things a little more competitively when you factor in his 98 sacks.

Ya, that guy was a pretty good B12 football player.

On 2/18/2019 at 5:26 PM, bizzle said:

my god, i spend far too much of my life worrying about a&m football and i would rather be sodomized by bevo himself than listen to one second of billy fucking liucci discuss literally anything. 

 

I appreciate that Biz. An honest, semi-rational aggy. I gave you rep. A 2%er who obviously avoided the Jizz Jar. Good for you. Stay strong! It's when you all cluster (as an astute shagster pointed out) that you go off the rails.

As for Bevo sodomizing you...that can be arranged. All you have to do is win and let the SEC powers not puss out and play us.

Hala Balu Canek Canek.

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


Assuming that doesn’t include Von Miller? Because that kind of skews things a little more competitively when you factor in his 98 sacks.

Yeah, I'm confused by those numbers. Von Miller + Myles Garret = 129

1 minute ago, derp said:

Yeah, I'm confused by those numbers. Von Miller + Myles Garret = 129

Well, looks like technically Von Miller was drafted as a LB, even though he's on the LOS.

Yes, Von Miller was not drafted as a DL. If we include him, then we might as well include all the LBs from both schools.

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"Do elite players want to play with other elite players or do they want early playing time?"

--- another delusional aggy

You see my dear little agglets, it's a simple matter of English prepositions.

Those who wish to play with other elite players go to Alabama, Georgia and now Texas.  Those who merely wish to play against elite players can go to any school in the Sun Belt or Southland Conference.  Or they can go to aggy.

Glad we could clear that up for you.  And you're welcome.

Yes, Von Miller was not drafted as a DL. If we include him, then we might as well include all the LBs from both schools.

If the metric of success you’re going to judge the competition by is sacks it would be disingenuous to exclude their two best player. We still win. But that’s some aggy level cherry picking.
15 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


If the metric of success you’re going to judge the competition by is sacks it would be disingenuous to exclude their two best player. We still win. But that’s some aggy level cherry picking.

Based on the original post, which clearly stated "drafted DL," I am not cherry picking shit. Von Miller was drafted as a LB. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Herman is from California. ATX feels a lot like California, but actually likes football. Even we only took four (awesome) Californians last cycle, none of whom was a DE. But sure, that's transferable to you.

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Yeah, Turdville is alot like SoCal.

Something tells me 2020 is going to be glorious. Someone please fire up the Gofund Me for a 100 gallon barrel of lube. Looch is gonna need it.

I'm good for a hunsky.

Based on the original post, which clearly stated "drafted DL," I am not cherry picking shit. Von Miller was drafted as a LB. 

Yes you are. But whatever. It’s a stupid fucking discussion.

Wait, aggy thought they had a shot with Roy? 

The guy that goes to high school minutes away from LSU's campus? Good luck with that. 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


Assuming that doesn’t include Von Miller? Because that kind of skews things a little more competitively when you factor in his 98 sacks.

It also doesn't include Orakpo, who was drafted as a LB.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

It also doesn't include Orakpo, who was drafted as a LB.

Or Derrick Johnson, or...

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:
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So they have signed all of 1 more DL in that last 2 years, and despite having a 5 star, they are only slightly ahead in the average.

Orebo isn’t going to actually be an OLB for them, is he? He’s .8473

7 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

In last 20 years how many has aggy had? 

5 in the top 3 rounds. lulz.  

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

DELICIOUS

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JFC. These morons are so fucking broken. Thing about these guys is they live in a perpetual state of brokenness, so their survival instinct will kick in and they’ll go into sheer lunacy and denial.

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They aren't getting anyone from California lulz.  And with Florida winning a NY6 Bowl and Diaz getting the HC bump at Miami they aren't going to pull any high rated Florida kids either.  I see Chris Russel, Major Burns type OOS kids for them.

And that’s only if LSU doesn’t decide they want Burns as commit #25 the week before NSD.

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Thought they were all in and pretty much going to land Sylvester?  How long until he's better than Collins and Broughton?  

They may end up breaking the bank for Branard Wright and that Chidozie kid from Houston.

Dear God, I hope they take that 5’9 DT. lulz.

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:


If the metric of success you’re going to judge the competition by is sacks it would be disingenuous to exclude their two best player. We still win. But that’s some aggy level cherry picking.

This is a stupid argument by you. aggy set the parameters in their post. Htown and the others aren’t cherry picking anything. 

Yeah, this is a weird hill to die on, Irish. The post said DL drafted. Miller played OLB in HS, in college, and is listed as an outside linebacker on the denver roster, nfl.com, wikipedia...everywhere. 

No one ever mentioned Sacks as a metric. Outside LB and Defensive End can get murky in the NFL, I’ll grant you (LT, Derick Thomas, Clay Mathews, etc) but I mean, no one ever mentioned “sacks” or “pass rushers” as a metric. You can update the stats with our LBs and theirs if you feel the picture painted is lacking. 

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"Jimbo can't have any kind of fall off in recruiting... No slip ups in rankings, no whiffs, nothing."

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You can almost smell the fear setting in with the gomers. collie station is a lot like California? Maybe in a Bakersfield cotton patch perhaps?

The only reason I mentioned sacks is it was available on the pro football reference draft results. 

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The only reason I mentioned sacks is it was available on the pro football reference draft results. 

I had sacks with your mom.

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Gr8 post 5/7 would read again.

5 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Gr8 post 5/7 would read again.

Hah, I've been putting the LHF stuff in quote boxes because then the site doesn't have to load twenty different versions of the same screenshot when people quote my posts.

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15 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

An aging ex-Florida SunHag finds this picture quite vibrator-worthy.

Damn, I'll never be able to "unsee" that vision...🤮

On 2/18/2019 at 2:02 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I come to shaggy for intelligent discourse

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A few things:

"I get tired of the rationalization by our fanbase."  That 2%er needs to go back to Clockwork Orange re-education camp.

I'm sure Mrs. Collins appreciates being called a "Whorn".  Bold strategy, Cotton.  Let's see if that works out.

aggys absolutely certain we won't land both Broughton and Collins even though we lead for both.  Mkay, gomers.

16 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

After boasting about WRTS and how vodka Tom got pushed out of the state last year, their current mental gymnastics are truly impressive. 

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On February 19, 2019 at 9:45 AM, Neonmoon said:

Lucci does stalk a Dallas Cheerleader on Twitter. It's a little scary. 

But he's got a "friend" that dates a Cowboy cheerleader.

26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ben Baby (yes his name is Ben Baby) at DMN is full of aggy love all the time 

Username Actual human name checks out.

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