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Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

If we pair that with a win over LSU, and an A&M loss to UGA... it would be epic.

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11 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I'm not sure I can put into words how much better this offseason has been with the UGA win. I just can't.

 

If we pair that with a win over LSU, and an A&M loss to UGA... it would be epic.

And an aggy loss to LSU of course....but then they’d just say we only beat LSU because we had them at home and they had to play on the road. 

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I'm not sure I can put into words how much better this offseason has been with the UGA win. I just can't.

 

If we pair that with a win over LSU, and an A&M loss to UGA... it would be epic.

That would be the day the heat under Jimbo would become noticeable. They try like hell to explain everything away, but there would be no way to sugarcoat their trajectory if both of those things happened.

8 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

That would be the day the heat under Jimbo would become noticeable. They try like hell to explain everything away, but there would be no way to sugarcoat their trajectory if both of those things happened.

Remember that like most totalitarian societies, everything not required is strictly forbidden at aggy.  Until the mob turns, criticism of the savior-coach is treason.  Once they move on to the next savior, ritual human sacrifice of the old one becomes mandatory.  But the groupthink makes the transition both more sudden and more disconcerting for the sheeple than it would be for a healthy human society.

Football related, but I seen some talk on the aggy board saying Bobby Brown is up to 330 lbs.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Kevin Kubescheski

 

 

 What ever happened to The People’s Elbow?

I’ll bet CTJ knows.

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12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Football related, but I seen some talk on the aggy board saying Bobby Brown is up to 330 lbs.

Holy Fuck if true 

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Football related, but I seen some talk on the aggy board saying Bobby Brown is up to 330 lbs.

It's his prerogative.    Too eat everything in sight. 

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Football related, but I seen some talk on the aggy board saying Bobby Brown is up to 330 lbs.

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Lol. Those fucks don’t even know what a DE is anymore after playing 4 DTs last year. Bobby Brown was like 290 in HS. He never had even the slightest chance of being a DE.

 

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Lol. Those fucks don’t even know what a DE is anymore after playing 4 DTs last year. Bobby Brown was like 290 in HS. He never had even the slightest chance of being a DE.

 

Leal will start out at DE like Brown did until he gets 300+.

Literally none of them think that an already large (though in fairness he didn't carry bad weight in high school) lineman ballooning 40 lbs in a year could be a bad thing. Ok then.

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Uh, I would be concerned about a 330LB lineman.  Of course, I was born with a hypothalamus.  

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Literally none of them think that an already large (though in fairness he didn't carry bad weight in high school) lineman ballooning 40 lbs in a year could be a bad thing. Ok then.

He played at what, 280 lbs at Lamar? A 50-lb increase is no joke.

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Trevor Lawrence will have all day to throw on that crappy secondary with that lineup as a pass rush.

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Literally none of them think that an already large (though in fairness he didn't carry bad weight in high school) lineman ballooning 40 lbs in a year could be a bad thing. Ok then.

They're just getting that good SEC nutrition. 

Is 50 pounds of lean good weight even possible in one year with out heavy PED use?

2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Is 50 pounds of lean good weight even possible in one year with out heavy PED use?

He either isn’t 330 or it’s not good weight. It’s pretty simple. 

Is 50 pounds of lean good weight even possible in one year with out heavy PED use?

Don’t think it’s even possible with heavy PED use. Not if you are already 290 to start with.
1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Lol. Those fucks don’t even know what a DE is anymore after playing 4 DTs last year. Bobby Brown was like 290 in HS. He never had even the slightest chance of being a DE.

 

Fatball(TM) at it's finest...

If only the SEC had a QB to equalize the 4 DT run defense 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

If only the SEC had a QB to equalize the 4 DT run defense 

I thought Jake Bentley would have been good enough to do this but he sucks.  Don't think Miss. State new QB is much of a passer and Ole Miss and Auburn are unknowns at the moment.  Arkansas?  Meh'.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I thought Jake Bentley would have been good enough to do this but he sucks.  Don't think Miss. State new QB is much of a passer and Ole Miss and Auburn are unknowns at the moment.  Arkansas?  Meh'.

StarkelMotion is the 3rd best QB in the league.

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

StarkelMotion is the 3rd best QB in the league.

Too bad this cool dude is probably going to be in the ACC next year with FSU getting the last OV over Arky

 

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"Is 50 pounds of lean good weight even possible in one year with out heavy PED use?"
 
Well we do know the sheep will be able to out run his fat ass.



“It’s good weight.”

Those idiots could convince themselves the sky is green.

4 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Is 50 pounds of lean good weight even possible in one year with out heavy PED use?

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2 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

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They should have just called this film "FSU's Program".

It couldn't have been more clear when this film came out which university was the filmmakers' inspiration. From writer, to director, to wardrobe, to set design, to...

Bowden's Boys

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

“It’s good weight.”

Those idiots could convince themselves the sky is green.

To be fair, with the prevalent sewage issues they always seem to have, their sky may very well be green.

12 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Uh, I would be concerned about a 330LB lineman.  Of course, I was born with a hypothalamus.  

But it’s a lean 330 pounds. 

He's been eating a lot of grits.  And I don't mean instant grits.  No self respecting southerner from the SEC uses instant grits.

18 hours ago, Scholz said:

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Oh please dear 8lb 10oz baby jesus let it be...

14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Football related, but I seen some talk on the aggy board saying Bobby Brown is up to 330 lbs.

Coaches need to monitor every little step he takes. 

6 hours ago, Napoleon said:

They should have just called this film "FSU's Program".

It couldn't have been more clear when this film came out which university was the filmmakers' inspiration. From writer, to director, to wardrobe, to set design, to...

Bowden's Boys

ESPN did a write up with exactly who all the characters were based on

 

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24760305/inside-story-program-college-football-cult-movie

 

Does aggy recruiting suck without Brewster? Daddy98 investigates:

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Jaylon Jones is very good.  So is Demond Demas.  But neither is the top overall player on each side of the ball in state.  Give me Zach Evans on offense and either Chris Thompson or Ja'Quinden Jackson on defense.  But 86aggy did preface his statement with "our" top guys.  In other words, the top guys they have a shot for.

So aggy is planning to lose the in-state battle for Texas recruits this year?

1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

So aggy is planning to lose the in-state battle for Texas recruits this year?

Advantage aggy.  Duh.

4 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

So aggy is planning to lose the in-state battle for Texas recruits this year?

When you make failure a part of the plan, there’s no down side. 

I do think it’s funny that no matter what kind of shade they throw at Texas recruiting, their team seems to do the same thing a year or two later and they spin it so much differently. 

They thought they’d land a bunch of guys on nsd2 like they did for 2018 but nope. Then they thought they’d jump out with a bunch of early commitments again and nope, not yet anyway. 

So rewrite the script again. 

Just so I'm clear, it has been my understanding that 2020 was more talented top to bottom than the 2019 class in the state of Texas. Particularly at OL and DL. Am I completely ass backwards on this? Because I thought 2020 was more talented than 2019, and by a fair margin. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just so I'm clear, it has been my understanding that 2020 was more talented top to bottom than the 2019 class in the state of Texas. Particularly at OL and DL. Am I completely ass backwards on this? Because I thought 2020 was more talented than 2019, and by a fair margin. 

Is there an objective way to measure this? Like # of Texas recruits in the Top 300 or something? 

It was my impression the state was deeper this year as well but maybe that perception was influenced by the Evans' of the world. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

Is there an objective way to measure this? Like # of Texas recruits in the Top 300 or something? 

It was my impression the state was deeper this year as well but maybe that perception was influenced by the Evans' of the world. 

I'm fine with a subjective measurement by those of us who pay attention. Lots of garbage, like say Bobby Wolf and Grant Gunnell can influence shit. Call it the Chibuzo/Collins Corollary. 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just so I'm clear, it has been my understanding that 2020 was more talented top to bottom than the 2019 class in the state of Texas. Particularly at OL and DL. Am I completely ass backwards on this? Because I thought 2020 was more talented than 2019, and by a fair margin. 

It is at most positions, with DB and QB being the only exceptions I can think of. Maybe WR depending on how Mims and some of these other guys end up. Not even close on DL. although I think Green and Johnson are probably better than anyone in-state on OL, the depth is much, much better this year. 

But remember they judge the state’s talent by the guys they’re likely to get. It truly is incredible how many elite in-state prospects aren’t even giving aggy a serious look. I really am shocked. I figured Jimbo and co.’s emphasis on recruiting over quality coaching and tendency to misplace bags of cash would mean they were in it for more top kids in-state this year. 

 

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Is there an objective way to measure this? Like # of Texas recruits in the Top 300 or something? 

It was my impression the state was deeper this year as well but maybe that perception was influenced by the Evans' of the world. 

Not really. The ranking sites are super unreliable this early in the cycle. The only good objective measurement would be comparing the final rankings for each class after 2020 NSD2. 

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5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Is there an objective way to measure this? Like # of Texas recruits in the Top 300 or something? 

Rankings change so much over the course of the cycle, you'd have to wait until NSD 2020 to really make this type of comparison.

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Macklin, you son of a bitch

I bet she could move a grown man against his will.

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