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  • Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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    Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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Of course they have no interest in Majors.  He's not a fat overweight Guard.

8 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:
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Coach Fisher made a few key stops in DFW and one of those that we haven't talked about was Cedar Hill. The Aggies have not yet extended offers to anyone at Cedar Hill, but there were a few guys they were looking at. One was 2020 OL Courtland Ford, who is committed to LSU. Ford has taken some huge strides in the strength and conditioning department over the last few months and I'm hearing he looks like he could have a huge 2019 season. 2020 APB Quin Bright is another one who caught the Aggie's attention. Bright is known for his quickness and pure speed, and he has been a big weapon for the Cedar Hill offense the last two seasons. 2021 WR Jaedon Wilson and 2021 QB Kaidon Salter were a couple of more. The two were at Bishop Lynch last fall, and have been pulling in scholarship offers over the last few weeks. All four were invited to Texas A&M's Junior Day in a few weeks. 

Texas A&M's Terry Price and Joe Jon Finley also stopped by Southlake Carroll this week to see RJ Mickens. Mickens plans to visit Clemson for their elite Junior Day (Jan. 26) and he has been invited to Texas A&M's upcoming Junior Day. Another prospect to catch A&M's eye was 2020 TE Blake Smith (6-4, 240). Smith is QB turned TE like a certain new Texas A&M TE coach, and it shows in how he plays the game.

Little Elm 2020 CB Ryan Watts and Arlington 2020 ATH/CB Jahari Rogers have been as hot as any prospects over the last week, and it looks like both are also seeing things pick up from the Aggies. Watts welcomed offers from Illinois State, Arkansas, Oklahoma State, and Utah, while Rogers added SMU, Minnesota, TCU, Texas Tech, and Boston College. Both will visit for Texas A&M's Junior Day in a few weeks.

Duncanville ATH Ja'Quinden Jackson said he is attacking the offseason and preparing for track season. He said he doesn't have a top list of schools but both Texas and Texas A&M are two schools he thinks very highly of. He made it clear he wants to check out his college options, and he doesn't plan to narrow things down until his senior season. He also said he wants to announce his college decision at the Under Armour All-American game. He is not sure about visits, but the Aggie's did invite him to Junior Day. 

Mansfield Timberview CB Jalen Kimber saw coach Fisher and coach Mo stop by the school and he plans to attend Texas A&M's upcoming Junior Day. The Aggies are one of the schools high on Kimber's list, and he has a few reasons why.

"Coach Mo and coach Fisher, they've started something brand new. They put in a new foundation and they're bringing something special to A&M and changing the culture. That's what I really like."

SMU, TCU, and Notre Dame are a few other schools he mentioned he was also very interested.

 

 

I didn't see anybody on the list of importance to us except J. Jackson and I don't know if he's even visited aggy?

I know Kimber has an offer, but who knows where he is on the board.

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

Any suggestions for Jimbo 2021 thread title?

Jimbo 2021 ‘crootin’ seezun - no bag limit

I am curious who Aggy will purchase at their upcoming junior day. 

It will happen. I’m not talking about the known people either. Demas, McGlotherin, Hornsby, 

The one out of left field,. Maybe Branard Wright? Alex Bryant? Jace McClellan?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I am curious who Aggy will purchase at their upcoming junior day. 

It will happen. I’m not talking about the known people either. Demas, McGlotherin, Hornsby, 

The one out of left field,. Maybe Branard Wright? Alex Bryant? Jace McClellan?

Hopefully they'll buy Wright.  I haven't seen them mentioned with Bryant or McClellan??

I'm sure they'll push for someone like Sylvester to go public and throw some money at Chris Thompson, Omeire, or someone at the Super Bowl get together.

 

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29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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the stockburn post made me smile.  LOL

Any aggy talking about the spectrum is good stuff 

aggie super bowl party? Are we talking about the working commodes at Kroger Stadium?

They'll never stop believing the Uncle Red legend.  I love the idea that having some old as fuck, billionaire, white as fuck car salesman hang around the recruits would be some kind of advantage.  

Aggy can bring in a famous guest speaker like...

I literally can’t even come with a joke about a famous Aggy because there aren’t any. I’m going to google it and see what comes up

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy can bring in a famous guest speaker like...

I literally can’t even come with a joke about a famous Aggy because there aren’t any. I’m going to google it and see what comes up

They were initially bringing in Manziel... for obvious reasons that wasn't a long-term solution 😂

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy can bring in a famous guest speaker like...

I literally can’t even come with a joke about a famous Aggy because there aren’t any. I’m going to google it and see what comes up

List Eater 

Lyle Lovett and Robert Earl Keen

thats it. Jesus Christ that’s sad. 

(I’m not counting Rip Torn. He was in Aggy core, but tranfered to Texas and graduated from Texas)

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MLK day on the brain

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lyle Lovett and Robert Earl King 

thats it. Jesus Christ that’s sad. 

(I’m not counting Rip Torn. He was in Aggy core, but tranfered to Texas and graduated from Texas)

Robert Earl King?

Just now, Neonmoon said:

(I’m not counting Rip Torn. He was in Aggy core, but tranfered to Texas and graduated from Texas)

Those croots great grandmothers would be super impressed.

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Robert Earl King?

Ha, MLK day. Kept hearing King all day 

33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lyle Lovett and Robert Earl Keen

thats it. Jesus Christ that’s sad. 

(I’m not counting Rip Torn. He was in Aggy core, but tranfered to Texas and graduated from Texas)

Rip playing the pirate bar owner in Summer Rental was high art. 

On 1/20/2019 at 8:24 AM, Leanderman said:

The new car smell wears off

Especially after Candi fucks one of the players in it.

52 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lyle Lovett and Robert Earl Keen

thats it. Jesus Christ that’s sad. 

(I’m not counting Rip Torn. He was in Aggy core, but tranfered to Texas and graduated from Texas)

I didn't know that about Rip Torn (transferred to UT). Bad ass. 

Sell Me Candi

Who took the Candi?

Money for Candi 

Candi works hard for the Money

Mo Money Jimbo Problems 

If You’ve Got the Money, I’ve got the Candy

Aggy for the Money 

Bitch Better Have My Money 

The Richest Man in Candiland 

 

 

 

Zed is easily the only aggy ex-student I'd want to hear in an informal setting like this.

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Didn't realize I'd already been beaten to this answer.

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sell Me Candi

Who took the Candi?

Money for Candi 

Candi works hard for the Money

Mo Money Jimbo Problems 

If You’ve Got the Money, I’ve got the Candy

Aggy for the Money 

Bitch Better Have My Money 

The Richest Man in Candiland 

 

 

 

Listen man, I like you. But those are all terrible. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

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This should be a game.... Delusion or serious. 

1 minute ago, Texasborn91 said:

This should be a game.... Delusion or serious. 

Their delusion is entirely serious

The Texas season and bowl game didn't go the way aggy was hoping/predicting.  Get ready for all kinds of gems from Frenzy through the spring and summer.

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen man, I like you. But those are all terrible. 

I know. I ain’t got nothing. The 2021 title perplexes me 

aggy deserves to be mocked.  All the viewing public sees are images of those clowns strutting that ass with their bird chests out,  shaved heads, and their hands firmly clutched to their tiny cods between those jodhpurs.  Boot scootin' and saber wielding phonys with some butt ugly milkmen leading the pack.  Demas deserves what he gets.  

Vodka Tom? Better than a Dickless Jimbo.

Vodka Tom? So they went from cocaine to vodka? They can't just pick one substance for him to abuse? Jesus. How does he even function?

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