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You guys know what to do. 

Also any comic or serious write ups about game predictions or keys to win or what this game means will be mashed up to be the OP of the game thread. 

My contribution:

2020 Alamo Bowl: URBAN MEYER TO TEXAS EDITION

Before kickoff tonight the Longhorns come without all year starters at many skill positions. Sam will try his bestest to run away from the buffaloes that will surely be crashing through the decimated offensive line. RoJo will be the key to victory with his trusty sidekick Bijan Robinson who need to rush for a combined 200 yards to win the game. Colorado will come out in a strange cloud of skunky smelling smoke and be lethargic asking for snacks on the sidelines and throughout the game. Tom Herman will do his best turtle impression and fully display his completely limp dick energy in what is certain to be the final game as his coaching career at Texas. 

Final prediction. 33-27 Texas. 

  • immamac pinned and featured this topic

Remember The Another Alamo Bowl -  Texas vs. Colorado 

Fire Tom Herman Tonight Bowl

 

Wishful thinking 

Doin' Lines on a Stripper's Ass -- Mensa's New Occupation!!! 🤘

10 minutes ago, SDG said:

Remember The Another Alamo Bowl -  Texas vs. Colorado 

Could also be.

Remember the Alamo - Herman’s last stand (?). 

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30 minutes ago, immamac said:

Colorado will come out in a strange cloud of skunky smelling smoke and be lethargic asking for snacks on the sidelines and throughout the game.

 

buffalo GIF

 

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35 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado

But but that is not "funny"  and "clever"!!!

Just use CTJ's 2022 recruiting thread title of greatness:

Alamo Bowl - The Hermancipation is Nigh

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

There's a game on?

If the "suck" gets too bad, I'm switching to the season premier of Supermarket Stakeout with Iron Chef Alex.

38 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Alamo Car Rental to Get Herman’s Ass Out of Town Bowl

Not as creative as you guys.  This is my favorite, seriously LOL! 

15 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

If the "suck" gets too bad, I'm switching to the season premier of Supermarket Stakeout with Iron Chef Alex.

Have fun watching fatass Alex Guarn....not gonna work here anymore, Vic.

2020 Alamo Bowl: The McRibb, FlightAware & Jewelry Ho Episode

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado

You forgot the title sponsor, good sir.

2020 Valero Alamo Bowl - Texas vs. Colorado

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Turtle Tom's Alamony Bowl -  Sponsored by Kendra Scott Designs

FFY

That sounds like a winner

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